Stop Fapping To Jennette McCurdy’s Sexy Instagrams, Gross Boys

By: The Superficial / July 24, 2014

Above are Jennette McCurdy’s leaked photos that I posted just so I had an excuse to write “Jennette McCurdy leaked photos” and make a million Internet dollars. (Redeemable for one free cat photo.) And below is her latest Instagram photo because Sam & Cat is officially cancelled, so it’s not like Nickelodeon can fire her for sexy pictures twice. She’d also prefer it if gross boys don’t look at it and go “fap fap fap” because it’s clearly an artistic expression of her butt in case you couldn’t tell by the caption:

#nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross

And Jennette’s right. Can’t a girl pose seductively in her panties on the Internet without some jerk getting an erection in the privacy of his own home? Or is this one of those times when I’m supposed to check my privilege? She’s in her underwear on Instagram! It’s not like dudes are breaking into her house. *hides grappling hook*

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