Steven Tyler (seen here with girlfriend Erin “Just want you to know I have breasts” Brady) reportedly stopped into a SoHo Starbucks yesterday and almost caused a sister of the church to strip off her habit, according to Page Six:
A witness reports a nun went “crazy” upon realizing that the man next to her in line was the Aerosmith frontman. According to our spy, the nun started jumping up and down and yelling to Tyler “Have a good day” and, “I can’t believe that you are in my Starbucks.”
I had no idea Jesus’ brides were allowed to listen to Devil music and also drink non-blessed coffee. I’m sure they stir it with a crucifix, but what’s next? Blogging? Sorry, but I’m not competing with Sister Big’uns Holy Cathedral of Boobies.com. Especially considering that was my original name for this site. The Superficial? What was I smoking…
Ray | June 25, 2008 at 2:26 pm
FIRST
me | June 25, 2008 at 2:26 pm
ew… ick… ugh…
surlywench | June 25, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Someone tell S.Tyler he needs to give Paris Hilton back her legs.
veggi | June 25, 2008 at 2:29 pm
weekend at bernies.. ?
JonBenet Gesserit | June 25, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Steven Tyler is in your Starbucks,
making you feel all oogly.
-LOLnuns
oh, yeah, FRIST, sorry, almost forgot…
Deacon Jones | June 25, 2008 at 2:31 pm
@4 HA!
I expected he had better taste in women, even if he is 87
joan buyass | June 25, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Now that’s a man’s man
Juliana | June 25, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I love Steven Tyler and I would FUC%&$· him if he just crossed my path…
Oh! And I would gladly hurt all women near him in a heartbeat… ;)
Captain-Insano | June 25, 2008 at 2:39 pm
She’s hot in a wholesome-at-the-same-time-slutty looking way. There is nothing wrong with walking around with your boobs-a-boucin’ and a-swingin’ ladies.
ph7 | June 25, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I love that dirty little groupie slut he’s with. She’ll do anything, I’m sure.
Jimbo | June 25, 2008 at 2:44 pm
@8
Hey Juliana
I kinda almost look like Steven and it’s been a really long time since I took my two inch wonder for a spin. So would ya do me?
Deacon Jones | June 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm
@10
Of course, she has a permanent “Fuck me Face”
Cole | June 25, 2008 at 3:02 pm
http://nuns2day.wordpress.com/ is a nun who blogs and gave me some Catholicism tips on a main character in a series of novellas I’m finishing up. Sacriliscious.
Reginald RumpALot | June 25, 2008 at 3:05 pm
She looks like she needs her face glazed.
some regular | June 25, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I want to know what Deacon Jones looks like. Please describe.
Chupacabra | June 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Is that outfit really day-time or night-time? I mean, come on. Trying too hard, much?
havoc | June 25, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I got a feeling this guy would do a nun….no problem.
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Jimbo | June 25, 2008 at 3:18 pm
@11 You are pretty funny troll. You should not over exaggerate how big your dick is.
hot mess | June 25, 2008 at 3:19 pm
@12 Deacon Jones
Those are her tits.
Jimbo | June 25, 2008 at 3:23 pm
@12 Deacon, She looks like she has a mouth full of Steven’s man jam when they took the picture..
Jimbo/Veggi/Frist!!! | June 25, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Just a reminder to all Trolls
8pm tonight
You know the chat room
sportsdvl | June 25, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Nothing wrong with her outfit at all. you should take the boobies out for some air every day. that’s one of the things that make this country great!
oh, #1 – you are a douche
Deacon Jones | June 25, 2008 at 3:32 pm
@19 What do you mean? That theyre natural?
She definitely dabbles in some “ATM”, Im sure some fellow porn hobbists know what this stands for?
havoc | June 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Yep, she’s pretty hot and certainly no stranger to a healthy dose of baby batter.
Pick your orifice……
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Jimbo | June 25, 2008 at 3:34 pm
You know someone is going to ask what ATM mean!!
FRIST!!! | June 25, 2008 at 3:36 pm
#22 I like her outfit as well. I think I’m going to get me one just like it and wear it to work, maybe I will finally get a raise. Either that or fired. Or they might just give me the rest of the day off..
#21 WTC??? I was never informed of a chatroom..
FRIST!!! | June 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Oh, nevermind, duh I’m not a troll..
stillavirginbutobsurvent1 | June 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Just like so many other guys, once the deed is done he’s not that into her as she is into him! Look how SHE is the one doing the holding and in one pik Steven looks like he’s even pulling away!!! What is it guys? Is it just girly to be all affectionate or is Steven just with her for the sex?
huh | June 25, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Hey does anybody know what ATM mean?
NY Ted | June 25, 2008 at 4:01 pm
It just proves the theory…even if you’re a homely looking skinny rake with no chin who abused himself as a heroin junkie and sings like a cat being skinned over a open fire…that as long as you have MONEY…you too can have big boobed bimbos around your arm!
mike | June 25, 2008 at 4:03 pm
@29, Yes, it means my Ass To your Mouth
carolina | June 25, 2008 at 4:09 pm
@31 So it means EATING ass? I thought atm meant the girl gets it in the back door and when the guys about to blow he pulls it out and loads it into her mouth. Which is it?
mike | June 25, 2008 at 4:19 pm
@32 Carolina, for #29, it means eating ass. For everyone else it means what you think it means..
mamadough | June 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm
if i was a nun, i would masterbate everyday, pretty much til the point where i couldn’t walk….which i guess would make praying easier, right?
nerdkiller | June 25, 2008 at 4:38 pm
WTF is this jackass wearing?! I saw him at Sony Studios once and did a double take “woh it’s Mick Jag… aw fuck its just that fucking douche”. Aerosmith is for the dorky parents who didn’t do coke and ludes in the 70s.
carolina | June 25, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Thanks Mike. Your sweet.
Deacon Jones | June 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm
ATM =Ass to Mouth – One of Max Hardcore’s favorite moves…
pistola | June 25, 2008 at 5:45 pm
he is fucking amazing. there is nothing else to say about this man.
boo | June 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I think pretty much everyone who comes to this site can tell the difference between the regular posters and the troll(s).
Holly | June 25, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Hot pictures.
hmm i thought ATM meant at the moment
dave | June 25, 2008 at 6:03 pm
i dont see any JUGS, or CLEAVAGE, i see some skinny chick in a bad fitting pleather dress chain smoking. not cute.
Angry Lawyer | June 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm
What a little twerp he is…I mean, her left can probably weighs more than he does. Mmm…cans.
Buzzy | June 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm
What is Sigourney Weaver doing with that skinny broad, anyway?
LL | June 25, 2008 at 6:47 pm
He’s gross. He’s always been kinda gross, but now he’s old and gross.
WTF | June 25, 2008 at 7:22 pm
He still stuffs a sock in his pants! Does he really think that anyone over 9 doesn’t know. What a dipshit!!!
Spiraticus | June 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Gross, lol at the weekend at Bernie’s comment.
Spiraticus | June 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Gross, lol at the weekend at Bernie’s comment.
Hamper Lint | June 25, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I’d fuck him …
mona rodriguez | June 25, 2008 at 11:41 pm
I love Steven and as long as this girl is good for him and makes him happy shes ok to me. And to all the hateful ,disrespectful people get a life and if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. I love you Steven and you look so good. I pray for you everynight. God Bless you and your family.
snarkymalarky | June 26, 2008 at 3:10 am
Come on, everyone knows this…ATM means automatic teller machine
Ok, just kidding, I do know the sexual definition. What movie was ATM mentioned in? Wasn’t it some Jay & Silent Bob movie? Thats where I got learn-d.