Steven Seagal Will Fight The Illness Out of Children, Literally, And Other News

July 6th, 2011 // 15 Comments

“Okay, now which of you has cancer? You’re getting kicked first.”

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- David Hasselhoff will play a porn star on Sons of Anarchy. Wait. Did he murder a baby, too? [Huffington Post]

- Brad Pitt inches closer to marrying Angelina Jolie. [Dlisted]

- Look at Pippa Middleton over there, so you don’t have to fight the inexplicable popularity of her ass over here. [Popsugar]

- Lindsay Lohan just got a new reason to drown herself in gin walk around in difficult heels. [Lainey Gossip]

- JWoww is in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Kate Upton is not, but actually looks like a human woman. [Popoholic]

- Janice Dickinson in the one bikini set we just couldn’t bring ourselves to post pics of. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Angelina Jolie is still beating Jennifer Aniston at life. [TooFab]

- Although most of these people are not. [theCHIVE]

- Taylor Lautner has a solution for the NFL lockout, and it involves black people’s love of orange drink. [Just Jared]

- Mike Myers is still alive and apparently doing comedy in England. [Starpulse]

- Jean Claude Van Damme is about 10 years too late to star in a Coor’s Lite ad. [Videogum]

- Lea Michele: 90% Nose. 10% Hot Chick, I guess. [Heavy]

- Cheryl Cole is on the rebound. [MoeJackson]

- Erin Andrews set a precedent that I think we can all get behind. [Bleacher Report]

-25 Celebrities With Their Wax Figures [BuzzFeed]

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  1. sup segal, punch any wives lately? knyck knuck.. sorry, cupcake..

    um what’s with the fascination over erin andrews, that a college ball thing? she’s kinda lookin past her prime in the face. if they used any softer a lens on her it’d look like a salvador dali clock. blonde pippa with only slightly curvier ass, probably not be known by a quarter of the people who’ve heard of her had it not been for that creep’s tape. which btw sucked.

    • BarbaraAnn101

      Why would you choose this forum for your ignorant ranting venom? It really just makes YOU look like a sad and hate filled person, which is what you are. He is so genuine and real in these photos, that even someone like you can’t take away from that…..I send you Peace and Positive Energy, so that you too may be enlightened someday

  2. Rough was not in Malibu over the weekend

    Thats Van Dam? I thought that was Danny Trejo…

  3. Steven Seagal Children's Hospital
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    …and THIS is how you break a motherfuckers neck!

  4. It had to be said

    Mom, that leather jacket has hands and a face! Cool!

  5. seagalisgod

    Steve! My Man! After you put the first watch on in the morning, you don’t need to put on 2 more! Use the others for your ponytail!!!

  6. Urbanspaceman

    And not a bit of grey…

  7. So THAT’S where Magneto’s helmet went!


    enlarge the photo of just his face to see he is clearly wearing a wig!

  9. hbw

    Pink panty shot in far left of pictu…hold on, someone’s at the door.

    “What? No, I will not take a seat. She’s half my age, that’s ok, right?”

  10. Steven Seagal Children's Hospital
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    I know it was you, Fredo.

  11. Steven Seagal Children's Hospital
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    what a horrible hairpiece

  12. the captain

    at least sylvester stallone isn’t his role model any longer!!

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