That still doesn’t explain this.
When photos of Stephanie Seymour and her son Peter Brant II hit the Internet, almost everyone was mesmerized by the fact she’s still got it to the point where she gives her own son a boner. Turns out Peter is gay and would appreciate it if everyone stopped saying he’s trying to get to Boobtown with his mom. Whoops. Via Gawker:
I would just like to say that these pictures have been taken completely out of context, my mother and i are very close as she is with all her children. she often hugs and kisses me and my siblings in an manner that is intimate, any mother in the world does the same. that day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there. We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes our relationship may be different because of my sexuality).
Anyone read that last little addendum as, “Okay, maybe I go for a titty or two. That’s the whole point of me being gay, dummies,” because I don’t see how that could be interpreted any other way. Then again, I once roomed with a male ballerina who freely walked around groping women’s breasts and they all just laughed it off because he’s gay. It was like watching a magician at work and the first time I realized they might be on to something, those gays. All the boobs you can grab and no one judges you for having a Jon Hamm screensaver? How do you lose?
UPDATE: *runs in, slams door shut* The penis. The penis. That’s how you lose. Gotta stop doing that.
Thanks to Emelie for alerting me on the Twitter apparatus.