That’s Stephanie Seymour Trying On Lingerie

October 23rd, 2013 // 27 Comments

Here are photographs that someone questionably took of Stephanie Seymour trying on lingerie with her husband Peter Brant which I then posted on the Internet for fun and profit while wearing pajama pants thousands of miles away in Bullshit, Pennsylvania because America has its moments. As for the more important question of where’s Boner Boy, who the hell do you think took these photos? They’re practically trademarked. “Leave me in the car, will you, mother? We’ll just see about.. OH GOD MY PANTS. Every time!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. I usually don’t try on anything but shoes and I get most of my clothes from the farm supply store, but can you really try on lingerie at the store? Sounds crusty.

  2. Da fuck happened to her?

    • Drew

      Aside from inevitable aging, and the fact that Axl Rose once put his penis in her, nothing. She looks great for her age.

  3. “EVERY TIME!” Mr. Redmond, you made me lol.

  4. I don’t know why she left her son at home, the “my boner for mommy is ok because I’m gay” excuses worked like a charm last time.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
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    It must be nice to have billions of dollars and a small wrinkled penis.

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    mobo
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    Holy shit, Chelsea Clinton was there, too?

  7. crb

    And yet again, I find myself volunteering, until my dying breath, to bang the crazy out of her.

  8. How about seeing more of Seymour.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Not bad.

    But is this what a billion dollars buys you nowadays?

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    Dox
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    Kind of looks like the same material my Nanna has on her coffee table.

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    Didn’t these two produce the two gayest boys on the planet? Nothing wrong with that, I’m just saying this dude’s sperm must be at least 70% glitter.

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    OH WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ehh
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    I thought they were fake, and that valley running between them confirms my belief.

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    Soup Her Facial
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    A buddy and I once developed a tool for ranking attractive older women – I’ll retroactively call it the cougar scale – that involved taking a 1-10 ‘hotness’ rating and multiplying it by a woman’s age. At the time, I believe Elizabeth Hurley and Jennifer Aniston were the top end of it.

    Stephanie Seymour absolutely fucking wrecks it.

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    Very nice.

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    Skeeter
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    Not bad at all especially for her age. I’d gladly bang her and tongue her 45 year old anus.

  17. eh

    I’ve never been more annoyed at the damn jquery not being allowed than while scrolling through this beautiful gallery. Allow the jquery!!!

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