Stephanie Seymour Is Acrobatic and Other News

December 22nd, 2011 // 28 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- The 30 Craziest Facebook Stories Of 2011 [BuzzFeed]

- As if dying on the toilet wasn’t shameful enough, now Elvis‘ fans have to deal with this? [Huffington Post]

- Marc Anthony‘s kids will not be raised by JLo‘s Cabana boy. [Dlisted]

- Vanessa Paradis to Rose McGowan: “Fuck your fivehead, I’m cranking this bitch to six.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Momsen continues wearing clothes from the ‘Why Even Bother?’ collection. [Hollywood Tuna]

- George Clooney also brought his trophy piece to Mexico for Christmas. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr in a bunch of bikinis. [Popoholic]

- Russell Crowe‘s getting back into shape. [TooFab]

- What R. Kelly hath brought together, let no man cast asunder. [TMZ]

- Hey Look! It’s another one of those Redheads With Their Tits All Out galleries. [theCHIVE]

- Nick Nolte should be the new face of the D.A.R.E. program. [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus‘ fans seem to be teetering just on the edge of hating her entirely. [IDLYITW]

- Alec Baldwin is surprisingly candid about how being rich and famous is way better than public servitude. [Starpulse]

- Beyonce is already recording another album. The pregnancy is a fake! [Bossip]

- Josh Duhamel on how somehow he and Fergie manage to fit a round peg into another round peg. [Just Jared]

- The 20 Awesomest Snowmen Gallery which completely bastardizes the word ‘awesome’ in every way possible. Seriously though, the snowmen are pretty cool. [Heavy]

- 2012 New Year’s Resolutions for Atheletes: Anyone else guessing ‘Burn piles of 100′s while balls-deep in supermodels’ again this year? [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Is she getting nailed by the Invisible Man?

  2. Never have seen the appeal of this chick; even when we were in our 20′s in the 80′s. Then again, I wanted to bang Tawny while she was on top of Whitesnakes’ car and she REALLY looks like shit now.

    • Clarence Beeks

      I have always seen the appeal of her. She is prettier than Tawny Kitaen IMo. And Tawny was hot as hell. Stephanie has an exquisite beauty to me.

  3. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    Ah fake boobs…sweating is the only thing you do like real boobs.

  4. timber

    Bit nipply on the beach?

  5. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Dare I say it looks like BonerBoy The Next Generation likes what he sees?

  6. Schmidtler

    outside this shot is her son, doing a handstand, and getting a giant boner.

  7. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
    jeffiner
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    wow… not what i expected to see.

  8. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
    oh i know
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    unfortunate shot of an otherwise amazing body–this is a woman in her 40′s that has had 4 kids!! you GO girl!!

  9. Duke

    My dream woman. Sadly age turns most of chicks into bloated, bitter bitches.

  10. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Jaba
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    God damn she has a big ass pussy. I could curl up inside and take a nap.

  11. Well, that’s one way to make your nipples point up.

  12. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad shot of her ass stay in front.

  13. Bah, Humbug!

    If I were her kid I think I might get an Oedipus complex too!

  14. Boner

    boner boy’s boners ain’t gonna boner by themselves

  15. In her forties, birthing multiple kids, and she’s still WAY more f#&%able than 99.99% of the skanks featured on this site.

    • Rico Jones

      Exactly. She should be a model for all women. You can have kids, get older and not look like total shit.

  16. The Royal Penis

    Somone hang a sign on her knees that has an arrow pointing downwards saying “Enter here”.

  17. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
    BenDoverman
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    You’re outdoors honey, push that gAss out

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    BenDoverman
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaah, much better

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    Master Cherry Plucker
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    I’d do a SLAM-BAM, THANK YOU, MAM in a heartbeat!!! Could I get those YOGA pants she’s wearing on eBay?!? Until I get response, I’ll be busy using my 10 fingers…

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    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    Zoom crotch yum

  21. Itchies

    She actually interacts with her kids… it’s like she’s a wealthy celeb, AND a good mom?? Hmmm…

  22. forrest gump

    she want to please paedophiles by showing her vagina & daughter?

  23. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    Good lord… I love Stephanie Seymour. She’s old enough to be my mother, but I couldn’t give two shits. I would throw her a bone in a hot minute. I think she is unbelievably sexy for her age.

  24. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    Wax on… Wax off…

  25. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    test

  26. Stephanie Seymour Butt Cleavage Yoga Pants
    lommuck
    Commented on this photo:

    dem juicy lips

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