Stephanie Seymour is only a year younger than Pamela Anderson, but I’d feasibly believe one shatted the other out of her vagina, only to sell her to a good home in exchange for hepatitis medication. I’m extremely sensitive is my point. Anyway, here’s Stephanie in St. Barts today where once again Boner Boy is nowhere in sight lest his gay facade be shattered by the world’s largest Oedipus complex. Poor kid probably can’t even be on the same island. “Damn you, erection! Now how am I supposed to try on Chino shorts? *picks up phone* Hello? Mother? Be a dear and swim out to sea, won’t you? Yes, it’s happen- I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.”
Photos: INFdaily
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Hooray for Ass Tuesday!
I don’t care what anyone says… this woman is frickin’ hot! I haven’t seen bad pics of her YET!
Real tits?
I remember jerking off to her in Victoria’s Secret while I listened to Smashing Pumpkins.
That was yesterday, right?
No.
Yesterday it was to LMFAO, and I was doing speed.
You too eh? I think it was Nine Inch Nails for me.
i REALLY hate fake boobs. nothing is better than natural, who wants knock off boobs?
Those do look incredibly fake. Like they haven’t fully dropped yet.
I AGREE. FAKE BOOBS ARE A TURN OFF. GIVE ME THE PICS OF NATURAL BREASTS FOR SURE!!!
lol… please…. not all fake breasts look fake. I’m sure you have drooled over a girl’s tits and not even realized that she had fake ones…
holy fuck, that’s sexy
My God. A woman *can* look really yummy after kids.
There are not enough hours in the day for everything I would like to do to her
You’d like to read her a story for 25 hours?
damn…I’d bury my face in there for a week.
Former super model, now a super MILF…
She is hot as shit.
god DAMN. and to think that little PUSSY axl rose got to nestle in there in it’s prime years. NO JUSTICE.
she looks prime now! would ass eat!
It was my first thought when I saw this sweet piece of ass. To think Axl Rose looks like an old nutsack nowadays.
She sets the bar for MILFs really, really, really high.
Damn, I’d drive that like a centurion putting a spike in Jesus’ wrist. (In keeping with the spirit of the season.)
Pretty sure that would be Easter, but I second the sentiment.
Can you tell I’ve been to church twice in my life?
Ignorant, and proud of it. Typical for those who enjoy denigrating the holiday.
I don’t denigrate the holiday, my mom’s Christmas baking is the best!!!
You’d stuff her so full there’d be no room left at her inn? You’d bang her so hard she’d be seeing giant stars in the East? You want your wise man in her manger?
i just wanna take her butthole in my mouth.
LOL.
I am going to borrow all those TF. They aren’t copyrighted I assume?
wtf is going on with all those bruises on her legs?
Look at her. I would give her bruises on her legs and ass from performing rough sex on her. Damn, she looks good.
looks like someone was man handling her…lucky S.O.B.
I bruise easily. I am always walking into shit and bruising my legs. Plus I do karate, so I look like a battered housewife most of the time.
Bruises happen.
I want to go to there.
I want to put my cock in there.
Even that little girl appreciates that ass.
good one
I would burrow so deep in that ass I’d find sweetcorn from 2007 in there.
Very clever! She brought along a “Hairy Beach Ape” to feed to Sherman and keep the waters safe for her and the little girl.
New for 2012. Boner Girl. Available in blue.
LOLOL +1
The internet said lose weight, and she listented.
suddenly… an erection
is that ali lohan on the right?
QUE TOSTON!!
All I can say is that if I were her son, I’d get a boner too.
Why not just ask the paparazzi for copies of their photos? They’re better at it than you are and they’re getting your woman from all the proper angles.
Candidate comment for “The shit we missed”. Priceless.
Rowan Atkinson, you lucky bastard!
She’s a fuckin super-Milf.
Good for her.
Steffi was a smart angel.
Don’t marry the rock star; fuck him for a while then marry a nice ordinary looking rich guy.
She looks freakin’ awesome. Yowza.
So…I’m guessing he’s loaded. Probably a billionaire. Just a hunch. *checks* Yep. The ONLY way an ugly monkey like that can get even a middle-aged Stephanie Seymour is having money.
I’m definitely fapping to these pics tonight.
It’s like she said “I want bolt on fakes, but not the round kind…get me some ovals”
Her thigh looks bruised. Her son must have boney hips.
LOL EWWWWW
The dad from Life Goes On scored him some primo ass.
God damn, she’s a month younger than me.
Wow Stephanie, you are looking fucking hot baby. I want a taste of your bum baby. oOOOOOOO
In my next life I want to come back as her bikini bottom.
I want to come back as her dildo
I want to come back as the dude whose cock she sucks twice a day.
Good God!
Why don’t you guys want to come back as guys that fuck chicks?
She looked hotter before she lost that weight. She’s not as firm looking now and her bolt-ons are obvious.
Hulk Smash!
I’m sure this lady makes Helen of Troy look like a female version of John Goodman.
Now I understand why her son wants to f-ck her. I approve.
Take note, ladies: the key to aging like a fine wine is to embrace womanly curves and not pretend that you’re still a girl. *looking at you, Demi Moore, Madonna, LeAnn Rimes, etc.*
I think you are right. I will try this in about a decade.
That girl just popped a boner and she doesn’t even care.
The zoom function is especially useful on this picture.
I fapped after seeing this photo of her hot cunt from the back.
Yes, it’s funny to make fun of Boner Boy and all, but let’s be real here. If she was your mom, and she was asking ‘for it’… wouldn’t you tap that^ I’m been damn seriously here – I mean, look at picture #2… IT’S FUCKING CRAZY! You have to be gay not to want to plow that! Then again, she ain’t my mom,. so it’s quite easy for me to complete objective her in the sickest way imaginable.But, so she was my mother… I don’t see how I wouldn’t be down with making a whole lot of retarded babies with her!
I think you, making retarded babies, would be redundant.
Still looks good.
… Merry Christmas, everybody!
I thought Buddy Hackett was older….dirtier….deader….
Just…WOW!!!
She looks great! She has always been gorgeous, and is aging wonderfully.