‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has Full Trailer Complete With That Gladiator Music From ‘Man of Steel’

December 17th, 2012 // 18 Comments
Benedict Cumberbatch Star Trek Into Darkness
WATCH: 'Star Trek Into Darkness' - Official Trailer

[Ed. Note: Added the Apple embed, so this one shouldn't get pulled by Paramount. - SW]

Jessica Simpson somehow crammed herself into a bridesmaid’s dress over the weekend, so while Photo Boy and I finish up captioning the shit out of those, here’s the just-released official trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness – Not to be confused with this teaser. – and I’m just going to come right out and guess Benedict Cumberbatch is Kirk’s future son based solely on the fact that both the villain and Alice Eve have British accents. Or, fuck it, he’s Lore. Let’s go with Lore.

Also, while I’m not getting laid, here’s Michael Dorn saying he’s trying to get a Captain Worf show greenlit (h/t Caddy), so just assume Guillermo del Toro is behind it because he’s the Nerd Piper now. More dye in your hair so you look less like Harry Knowles? Yes, my master…


  1. Where's Dildo

    I’ve got the weirdest boner right now

  2. napoupi

    That loud fart soundtrack style is getting old…

  3. I don’t remember the gamut of Star Trek series ever looking this exciting. But then again I’m a girl who’s life involves having sex. We all have our crosses to bear…

  4. JC

    I’d watch the shit out of a Captain Worf show.

    Wait, why did all of my girlfriend’s clothes just disappear from our closets simultaneously? Damn it.

  5. Cock Dr

    To hell with this creaky old franchise…hurry up and post shots of Jess struggling to gracefully haul around her pregnancy zeppelinized knockers.

  6. tlmck

    Although the franchise pretty much died with Gene Roddenberry, I must say I am liking the new movies. They are not really Star Trek, but are still pretty good movies on their own merits.

  7. Quasi

    The (Paramount) already pulled a DMCA on it and had it yanked….f**kers.

  8. Quasi

    They (Paramount) already pulled a DMCA on it and had it yanked….F**kers

  9. Schmidtler

    wow, good thing they came up with yet another recycled star trek pos, otherwise somebody in hollywood might actually make something with an original concept.

  10. Stupid Quicktime bullshit

  11. Did we really need Bane in another movie?

    You couldn’t understand him in Batman.

  12. Hate Mongrel

    I hope Worf finally gets his honor back.

  13. Benedict Cumberbatch > Chris Pine.
    Is it wrong if I cheer for the bad guy to win?

  14. Wait, Sherlock is going to be the bad guy? . . . I just came.

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