Good Morning, Stacy Keibler, And Other News

- Does Mary-Kate Olsen really need to gold-dig? Was Heath Ledger’s treasure not enough?! [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown has to perform 1,000 hours of community service, so know he’s just going to forge all that and the judge will be like, “Haha! Oh, that Chris Brown…” before buying everyone milkshakes. [Dlisted]

- Sometimes Four Eyes Are Better Than Two [theCHIVE]

- Justin Bieber’s mom has no fucking clue. [Fishwrapper]

- Can we please stop putting Teen Mom stars in lingerie? I’m still getting over the squirting one. [tooFab]

- Twitter Reacts To Oprah’s Interview With Lindsay Lohan [BuzzFeed]

- In the end, there will be only Heather Graham. [Popoholic]

- Seth MacFarlane’s banging Ryan Phillippe’s baby mama again. This time while she’s not pregnant. [IDLYITW]

- Kelly Brook’s giant breasts, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are fighting. [Celebslam]

- Lucy Pinder appears to be naked. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Puberty is what changed Miley Cyrus, you guys, because everyone hits it at 20. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kick-Ass 2 opened just about as bad as R.I.P.D. [FilmDrunk]

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