!!SPOILER ALERT!! The New Spider-Man’s Going To Have Even More Gay Sex

April 30th, 2013 // 15 Comments
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While I think comic books are cool and have spawned some decent flicks, I don’t really know much about them. I have no clue what it means for something to be “cannon,” or whether anything happening in these photos is some amazing reference to an issue where the author hinted at a link to another universe because those blueprints are actually plans for a Death Star. GRAB YOUR INHALERS I MIXED TWO NERDY GENRES IN ONE JOKE BLASPHEMY!! Having not hermetically sealed my penis to retain its value, I understand the subtle nuances of romance and you can’t tell me this isn’t a sex scene. There’s the gentle disrobing of foreplay, followed by a brief resistance to succumb to one’s own desire, then the passionate lover’s embrace which in my case always ends in post-coital regret and shame. Plus, it’s part of this unnecessarily re-booted franchise which has already proven their playbook is nothing but shit we’ve already seen in previous versions. BOOM! — Take that, geeks! I’m fired, aren’t I?

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  1. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Swing Scene Shoot Gay Sex
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (thrusting)

    “What’s my name?! SAY MY NAME, HAJIB ! “

  2. I didn’t realize that doing “whatever a spider can” included man-on-man loving, in public or otherwise.

  3. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Swing Scene Shoot Gay Sex
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Spidey will be shooting more than webs in this movie.

  4. Who gives a fuck?

  5. The gay part is irrelevant, but its disquieting when he eats the guys head while he climaxes.

  6. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Swing Scene Shoot Gay Sex
    Buzzkill
    Commented on this photo:

    It is filming in Rochester, NY right now, not NYC!

  7. Sven Golly

    Safe bet this angle won’t make the final cut, between the baggy costume and us being able to see that his Spider-boots are really just your basic old-age pensioner deck shoes.

  8. anonymous

    Isn’t that Jamie Foxx’s character (or stunt double) Spidey’s jumping on?

  9. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Swing Scene Shoot Gay Sex
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Never hit a man with glasses.

  10. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Swing Scene Shoot Gay Sex
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gimme your lunch money, nerd!”

  11. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Swing Scene Shoot Gay Sex
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, uh, I’ll call you.”
    “You’ve got my num-”
    “Yup! Bye!”

  12. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Swing Scene Shoot Gay Sex
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry I got it in your hair.”

  13. Does this mean spiderman can look forward to a congratulatory phone call from the Pray sident?

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