Or maybe just that guy.
In case you’ve been literally nowhere on the Internet this morning, the new Spider-Man movie has officially crossed the line from unnecessary reboot to the most intricate gay porn since Top Gun. On that note, that noise you just heard was every single exec at Sony realizing they’ve financed a movie where Spider-Man gets downward dogged in a parking lot. Which, let’s be honest, is going to move a shit-ton of action figures. To you, not me.
*Googles pre-orders*
Aw, sweet. This one shoots web-goo.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Oh GOD…this is too gay for words…
“I’ve never tossed a spider salad before!”
This sexual position is known as the Reverse Andre The Giant.
Brown-eye surprise!
He pulled the Spiderman mask off his assailant and it turned out to be Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Spider balls, spider balls, does whatever spider balls do.
Not as gay as the new Spiderman tap shoes, but damn close.
UGH! I can smell your balls….
The smell of my spidey cock will knock you out!
Take that! Blam! Boom! Bop!
*gasp* *choke*
Remember, villains… don’t neglect the balls.
DAT. ASS.
AWWWF!!! Doctor Oc did a HORRIBLE circumcision!
open you mouth and say !AHHHH!!!
This is one of Travolta’s wet dreams isn’t it?
[Director] CUT!!! Dammit!! We have to shoot the scene again, it’s not called “Spider-Man: No Cum Dodging” for no reason!
Seth Green finally gets to live out his fantasy of bangin’ Spider-Man.
Spiderman… Spiderman…
friendly neighbourhood Spiderman…
catches thieves with his thighs
Grabs their skull
and fucks their eyes
Look out!
Here comes the Spiderman!
there is! XD i think the one outside is his stunt double. :D