Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt endorse Sarah Palin

October 3rd, 2008 // 191 Comments

Hey, Republicans, these two are all yours! The new charitable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt helped kick off the Taco Bell Reality Check Challenge yesterday which helps stop world hunger. When asked about the Vice Presidential Debate, Spencer endorsed his hackey mam of choice Sarah Palin, according to Hollyscoop:

“Well I got my six pack in the car I am a true American like Sarah so were good.”

Perfect, you’ve got your sixer just like Suzie MooseShot. Now here’s what to do if you truly are Spencer Pratt: Lover of Freedom: Down those suckers, pop Heidi in the passenger seat, then play a little game I like to call “How Many Trees Can I Knock Over With My Car Doing 80.” Ready GO!

NOTE: Video after the jump that should disqualify these jokers from any future charity events even if the cure for AIDS is oozing from their pores.

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  1. CaptainMorgan

    Can some one jihad these two?

  2. Val

    hmmm… those 2 people are just amazing….role modles

  3. Val

    hmmm… those 2 people are just amazing….role modles

  4. Val

    hmmm… those 2 people are just amazing….role modles

  5. annie hamilton

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbgcejIT_k

    GUESS WHERE THE MORTGAGE MESS STARTED????? GUESS WHO TRIED TO STOP IT??? GUESS WHO BLOCKED BILLS TO CLEAN UP THE BANKING INDUSTRY???? CURIOUS??

  6. make it stop

    I hate them so much.

  7. ph7

    She has a SMOKIN’ hot body. I would love to give her a lobotomy and chain her up in my basement.

  8. These two are as real as the small-town 1950s America that Palin and McCain love to lie about.

  9. Roder

    How much do they pay you to post their pictures?

  10. Mike Litoris

    Are albinos allowed to eat Taco bell? My Clitoris says STFU

  11. sue

    they make it so easy to hate them. Also can’t she put her purse down when she works the drive thru???? oh ya forgot…. phony pics..as usual.

  12. Thanks, but no thanks.

    These clowns are Sen. McCain’s Lindsey Lohans.

  13. Steve

    Great video. These two are so cool. I would watch a show all about them.

  14. Randal

    What a beautiful smile you have Heidi, it goes well with the shine of your hair, always full of bounce like your personality — it’s very adorable.

    Spencer, I must say, you’ve really started to come into yourself with your fashion. You’re looking more of the man you are each and every day.

    Keep living your dreams you two!

    Randal

  15. JadeD

    That’s not the first taco she’s had in her mouth…. ZING!

  16. TightyWhitey

    Why can’t she just show us her tits already!

    If I ever see that Spencer Pratt on the street, I’m going to punch him in the dick. What an assbag.

  17. Ouais, une Barbie pouffe, quoi…

  18. I wish they would follow Fossett into the mountains.

  19. p0nk

    fish guy. i will add my request to those of many others voiced here.

    ENOUGH OF THESE TWO DOUCHEBAGS. GODDAMNIT. ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH!
    GAAAAAAAAAH.

    #7, i think you’re too late for the lobotomy.

  20. Mandy

    Spencer and Heidi, you can have your “pit bull” (Palin) along with your angry irritable off-kilter old man (McCain). I’ll take the ice man (Obama). When there’s a crisis, he’ll come up with an overly intellectual, analytical, coldly reasoned plan, and deliver it during a speech in which he speaks very clearly using intact English, while establishing very little emotional connection to the people. At this point, that sounds fine to me.

  21. PunkA

    I hear Spencer uses Heidi as a front so people don’t think he is gay. Seriously, listen to him talk and watch his face. He is a cocksucker. On the down low.

  22. @15, ironically, that IS the first taco Spencer’s had in his mouth!

  23. Alright, seriously. I’ve figured it out. The Democrats have funbags and douchebag up there endorsing Palin. No way dude, I don’t buy it. The only thing worse for that campaign than having Montag pretend to eat a taco* and volunteer for good causes is if a massive whale with the GOP symbol on it’s side came down and crushed Hayden Pannettiere while dropping the n-bomb towards Obama. A the SAME time.

    * “ewww, spencer! the meat touched my mouth…”
    “for the first time in my life, i’m envious of a taco…”
    “what did you say?”
    “huh? oh nothing…”

  24. How could he let this chick out the house not walking like a cowboy?

  25. James

    Do you think that they know what they are? Do they go home and drop the act, and become cynical yet self-aware douchebags? Or is it not actually an act… do they go home and act exactly the same way, and think that they really are important?

  26. havoc

    How much do they pay you to post this shit?

    Seriously.

    .

  27. Big Joe

    Hey “Thanks, but no thanks”: you’re are right about the Lindsay comparison

  28. Will

    Can we kill them?

  29. Jenipurrr

    I will blow all of you hairy assed monkey fucking smelly balled asses if you will STOP posting photos of these human rejects.

  30. ali

    I love you Heidi. Make me your sex slave.

  31. gnipgnop

    Suprised Spencey-boy isn’t ass fuckin Palin while Heidi is fingerbangin her, gosh darn it.

  32. Crystal

    Am I the only one scared by his fleshy colored beard??? There is some sort of justice in the world seeing these 2 working the drive thru window at a Taco Bell though…dreams do come true!

  33. gnipgnop

    Although i would like to tongue punch Heidis dirt star.

  34. obannion

    barack obama’s campaign paid good money for speidi to endorse mccain/palin

  35. haha

    Hey, who said McCain doesn’t have any young people supporting him!

    Now all we need is a suitable young black celebrity supporting McCain…hmmm…does anybody know who Nick Cannon is voting for?

  36. Mark

    lmao@”These two are as real as the small-town 1950s America that Palin and McCain love to lie about.”

    PERFECT!

  37. - GIRLY

    WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS POSING? IT’S NOT FOR AN ADD!
    THEY NEVER ACT OR LOOK REAL!

  38. Needledick The Bug Fucker

    He’s got a pretty smile … I’d like to fuck it
    She’s got a narrow ass – I’d like to bang it

  39. Right Fury

    I apologize. I will now be voting for the radical marxist america hater. I cannot be on team heidi.

  40. Jo Mama

    As much as I hate to admit it, that picture of her going to town on that taco just gave me a reason to do laundry.

  41. Barbie Slasher

    Honestly she just needs to get her sex tape out, preferably with a black guy draggin horse. Spencer just needs to be tossed in a wood chipper.

  42. omgwtfbbq

    Take notice how Spencer is clearly taking a bite of the food, but Heidi is just pretending to. Don’t play these games bitch, it’s obvious you’re anorexic.

  43. Susan

    John McCain said he’s delighted that two white “young’uns” are supporting his candidacy. He said he would be uncomfortable and not really know what to say if they were black. He said it’s lucky that he seldom has to see black folks at Republican events, much less talk to them or shake their hands. God Bless America! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

  44. Jim Jones

    Further proof that they’re morons.

  45. Nice looking retards

    They make a nice looking couple, even if they are as stupid as most of the other stupid shithead white sheeple here who believe in either candidape Obongo or open-borders lunatic Juan McCainez.

    Enjoy your slavery, you stupid shithead white goyim. Go back to your talmud-vision now, you stupid stupid STUPID turd-brains.

  46. roastbeef

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  47. Jerry

    These two are just two weeks without a gay photo shoot away from a sex tape. . . . . . a career starter for Montag.

  48. Jerry

    These two are just two weeks without a gay photo shoot away from a sex tape. . . . . . a career starter for Montag.

  49. CaptainMorgan

    I’m waiting for someone to photoshop an old man’s penis in place of the taco. THAT would be funny!

  50. Bush signed the $700 billion bailout bill. Now the jew bankers can rest easy. Enjoy your slavery you stupid white goyim. And I do mean stupid. Damned stupid!

    The jews are right. You are nothing but cattle. You god damned stupid mindless fucking white goyim cattle.

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