Hey, Republicans, these two are all yours! The new charitable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt helped kick off the Taco Bell Reality Check Challenge yesterday which helps stop world hunger. When asked about the Vice Presidential Debate, Spencer endorsed his hackey mam of choice Sarah Palin, according to Hollyscoop:
“Well I got my six pack in the car I am a true American like Sarah so were good.”
Perfect, you’ve got your sixer just like Suzie MooseShot. Now here’s what to do if you truly are Spencer Pratt: Lover of Freedom: Down those suckers, pop Heidi in the passenger seat, then play a little game I like to call “How Many Trees Can I Knock Over With My Car Doing 80.” Ready GO!
NOTE: Video after the jump that should disqualify these jokers from any future charity events even if the cure for AIDS is oozing from their pores.
CaptainMorgan | October 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Can some one jihad these two?
Val | October 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
hmmm… those 2 people are just amazing….role modles
Val | October 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
hmmm… those 2 people are just amazing….role modles
Val | October 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
hmmm… those 2 people are just amazing….role modles
annie hamilton | October 3, 2008 at 4:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbgcejIT_k
GUESS WHERE THE MORTGAGE MESS STARTED????? GUESS WHO TRIED TO STOP IT??? GUESS WHO BLOCKED BILLS TO CLEAN UP THE BANKING INDUSTRY???? CURIOUS??
make it stop | October 3, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I hate them so much.
ph7 | October 3, 2008 at 4:06 pm
She has a SMOKIN’ hot body. I would love to give her a lobotomy and chain her up in my basement.
FRIST!!! | October 3, 2008 at 4:06 pm
These two are as real as the small-town 1950s America that Palin and McCain love to lie about.
Roder | October 3, 2008 at 4:07 pm
How much do they pay you to post their pictures?
Mike Litoris | October 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Are albinos allowed to eat Taco bell? My Clitoris says STFU
sue | October 3, 2008 at 4:09 pm
they make it so easy to hate them. Also can’t she put her purse down when she works the drive thru???? oh ya forgot…. phony pics..as usual.
Thanks, but no thanks. | October 3, 2008 at 4:09 pm
These clowns are Sen. McCain’s Lindsey Lohans.
Steve | October 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Great video. These two are so cool. I would watch a show all about them.
Randal | October 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm
What a beautiful smile you have Heidi, it goes well with the shine of your hair, always full of bounce like your personality — it’s very adorable.
Spencer, I must say, you’ve really started to come into yourself with your fashion. You’re looking more of the man you are each and every day.
Keep living your dreams you two!
Randal
JadeD | October 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm
That’s not the first taco she’s had in her mouth…. ZING!
TightyWhitey | October 3, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Why can’t she just show us her tits already!
If I ever see that Spencer Pratt on the street, I’m going to punch him in the dick. What an assbag.
violette | October 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Ouais, une Barbie pouffe, quoi…
Jayger | October 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I wish they would follow Fossett into the mountains.
p0nk | October 3, 2008 at 4:15 pm
fish guy. i will add my request to those of many others voiced here.
ENOUGH OF THESE TWO DOUCHEBAGS. GODDAMNIT. ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH!
GAAAAAAAAAH.
#7, i think you’re too late for the lobotomy.
Mandy | October 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Spencer and Heidi, you can have your “pit bull” (Palin) along with your angry irritable off-kilter old man (McCain). I’ll take the ice man (Obama). When there’s a crisis, he’ll come up with an overly intellectual, analytical, coldly reasoned plan, and deliver it during a speech in which he speaks very clearly using intact English, while establishing very little emotional connection to the people. At this point, that sounds fine to me.
PunkA | October 3, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I hear Spencer uses Heidi as a front so people don’t think he is gay. Seriously, listen to him talk and watch his face. He is a cocksucker. On the down low.
Jayger | October 3, 2008 at 4:19 pm
@15, ironically, that IS the first taco Spencer’s had in his mouth!
thejames1982 | October 3, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Alright, seriously. I’ve figured it out. The Democrats have funbags and douchebag up there endorsing Palin. No way dude, I don’t buy it. The only thing worse for that campaign than having Montag pretend to eat a taco* and volunteer for good causes is if a massive whale with the GOP symbol on it’s side came down and crushed Hayden Pannettiere while dropping the n-bomb towards Obama. A the SAME time.
* “ewww, spencer! the meat touched my mouth…”
“for the first time in my life, i’m envious of a taco…”
“what did you say?”
“huh? oh nothing…”
Rough Daddy | October 3, 2008 at 4:21 pm
How could he let this chick out the house not walking like a cowboy?
James | October 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Do you think that they know what they are? Do they go home and drop the act, and become cynical yet self-aware douchebags? Or is it not actually an act… do they go home and act exactly the same way, and think that they really are important?
havoc | October 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
How much do they pay you to post this shit?
Seriously.
.
Big Joe | October 3, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Hey “Thanks, but no thanks”: you’re are right about the Lindsay comparison
Will | October 3, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Can we kill them?
Jenipurrr | October 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I will blow all of you hairy assed monkey fucking smelly balled asses if you will STOP posting photos of these human rejects.
ali | October 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I love you Heidi. Make me your sex slave.
gnipgnop | October 3, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Suprised Spencey-boy isn’t ass fuckin Palin while Heidi is fingerbangin her, gosh darn it.
Crystal | October 3, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Am I the only one scared by his fleshy colored beard??? There is some sort of justice in the world seeing these 2 working the drive thru window at a Taco Bell though…dreams do come true!
gnipgnop | October 3, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Although i would like to tongue punch Heidis dirt star.
obannion | October 3, 2008 at 4:52 pm
barack obama’s campaign paid good money for speidi to endorse mccain/palin
haha | October 3, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Hey, who said McCain doesn’t have any young people supporting him!
Now all we need is a suitable young black celebrity supporting McCain…hmmm…does anybody know who Nick Cannon is voting for?
Mark | October 3, 2008 at 5:01 pm
lmao@”These two are as real as the small-town 1950s America that Palin and McCain love to lie about.”
PERFECT!
- GIRLY | October 3, 2008 at 5:02 pm
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS POSING? IT’S NOT FOR AN ADD!
THEY NEVER ACT OR LOOK REAL!
Needledick The Bug Fucker | October 3, 2008 at 5:08 pm
He’s got a pretty smile … I’d like to fuck it
She’s got a narrow ass – I’d like to bang it
Right Fury | October 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I apologize. I will now be voting for the radical marxist america hater. I cannot be on team heidi.
Jo Mama | October 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm
As much as I hate to admit it, that picture of her going to town on that taco just gave me a reason to do laundry.
Barbie Slasher | October 3, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Honestly she just needs to get her sex tape out, preferably with a black guy draggin horse. Spencer just needs to be tossed in a wood chipper.
omgwtfbbq | October 3, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Take notice how Spencer is clearly taking a bite of the food, but Heidi is just pretending to. Don’t play these games bitch, it’s obvious you’re anorexic.
Susan | October 3, 2008 at 5:33 pm
John McCain said he’s delighted that two white “young’uns” are supporting his candidacy. He said he would be uncomfortable and not really know what to say if they were black. He said it’s lucky that he seldom has to see black folks at Republican events, much less talk to them or shake their hands. God Bless America! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Jim Jones | October 3, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Further proof that they’re morons.
Nice looking retards | October 3, 2008 at 5:43 pm
They make a nice looking couple, even if they are as stupid as most of the other stupid shithead white sheeple here who believe in either candidape Obongo or open-borders lunatic Juan McCainez.
Enjoy your slavery, you stupid shithead white goyim. Go back to your talmud-vision now, you stupid stupid STUPID turd-brains.
roastbeef | October 3, 2008 at 5:55 pm
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Jerry | October 3, 2008 at 5:59 pm
These two are just two weeks without a gay photo shoot away from a sex tape. . . . . . a career starter for Montag.
Jerry | October 3, 2008 at 5:59 pm
These two are just two weeks without a gay photo shoot away from a sex tape. . . . . . a career starter for Montag.
CaptainMorgan | October 3, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I’m waiting for someone to photoshop an old man’s penis in place of the taco. THAT would be funny!
Clice here: Economic Collapse for Goyim Cattle | October 3, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Bush signed the $700 billion bailout bill. Now the jew bankers can rest easy. Enjoy your slavery you stupid white goyim. And I do mean stupid. Damned stupid!
The jews are right. You are nothing but cattle. You god damned stupid mindless fucking white goyim cattle.