Spencer Pratt: ‘The Marriage Was Fake’
After Heidi Montag filed for divorce on Friday, Spencer Pratt decided to go nuclear and throw The Hills producers under the bus by revealing to People their marriage was about as real as Heidi’s tits, chin, ass, back, kneecaps, nose, jaw, eyes, elbows, solar plexus, earlobes…:
“I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world,” Pratt said Friday. “And that world is on a sound stage.”
In classic Tila Tequila-style, Spencer then took to his Twitter and started firing off insane tweets at MTV and “Beefy” Lauren Conrad because what the hell else is he gonna to do? Become a relevant figure in the entertainment industry? BAHAHAHA!
@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE
@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?
@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn’t have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker
@laurenconrad beefy now your dreams and prays have come true so now your free to try and date my ex-wife! SEE you in MALIBU @ BUI beefy LC
Okay, first off, Lauren Conrad can’t be a lesbian because that would actually make her interesting and then the universe would collapse on itself. Second, I’m pretty sure this level of bridge burning is a precursor to suicide, so I hope nobody minds that I brought cake. It’s Fudgie the Whale, so don’t worry, it’s completely appropriate.
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