Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Sophie Turner In A Bikini, And Other News

January 28th, 2013 // 22 Comments

- Apparently Divergent is your new young adult hot shit, and it’s already ensnared Kate Winslet. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Kardashians have resorted to squirting breast milk on each other. Yup. [Dlisted]

- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]

- This is what happens when you pay Jim Belushi to write a relationship column, and Jesus Christ, do you need to read this. [FilmDrunk]

- Casey Anthony filed for bankruptcy. Excellent… [Gossip Cop]

- So that email you got that says Facebook owes you money? It’s legit. [BuzzFeed]

- Sultry Natalie Portman wants to sell you more Dior. [Popoholic]

- Here’s the diamond ring Malcolm in The Middle plunked down on to keep his way-out-of-his-league girlfriend while the dude who played his dad is taking home SAG Awards. [TooFab]

- Candice Swanepoel has a bikini photo. You click now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Justin Bieber probably saw this nipple, then cried. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Who wouldn’t play the shit out of a Downtown Abbey SNES game? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Datass

    This will now be the standard by which I judge all other asses.

  2. Sophie Turner Bikini Ass
    The Royal Penis
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    Sweet Jesus.

    How long can such a perfect body last?

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    Cock Dr
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    You could balance your beer bottle on that back ledge.

  4. Sophie Turner Bikini Ass
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    I’m hungry for a butthole sangwich!

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    Karma's Bastard Child
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    That’s not water behind her. That was me rubbing one out. Sorry.

  6. Visible Ink

    My love letter to Sophie Turner: Sophie, me so horny. Me love you long time.

    (In case my poetic words don’t move her I’ll include a restraining order form. After all, first rule of wooing a lady is being courteous.)

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    Deacon Jones
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    She is one of the hottest women in the world.

    It ASTOUNDS me why she isn’t more popular than these skinny bitches at VS. And I’m not really even a “curves” guy.

  8. Snooki's Taint

    The Internet can stop now. We attained perfect.

  9. Sophie Turner Bikini Ass
    Gary Grant
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  10. No words needed, just a standing ovation. Well done.

  11. Sophucking asstastic.

  12. Sophie Turner Bikini Ass
    Jack Ketch
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    And no idea whatsoever that the paps are watching, noooooo.

  13. chris

    Her breast implants are botched, its a term called frankentits and she has them looks like bricksin the chest more than breast…shes ok looking but I have seen much better, she needs a new boob job ASAP

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    Toe Jam
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    I find you…Ms New Booty.

  15. Sophie Turner Bikini Ass
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    I want to glue my face to that SWEET JUICY ASS.

  16. Sophie Turner Bikini Ass
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    Alright, so this woman needs to start posting some ass workout vids on YouTube or something. How the hell can an ass be that round?

  17. Sophie Turner Bikini Ass
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    You know she’s only 16, right?

  18. Sophie Turner Bikini Ass
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    There needs to be a hall of fame for asses and I’ll give that one’s induction speech.

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