Sophie Monk Dumped a Millionaire and Other News

- Sophie Monk forgot the part where you break-up with your mark after the wedding. [Popeater]

- Chuck Norris doesn’t think there’s enough intolerance in high schools. [Dlisted]

- Robert Pattinson can be yours provided you don’t expect him to sparkle too much and have a few hours to sit by the freezer in anticipation. [FilmDrunk]

- Emma Watson dropped out of college. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears demonstrates the magic of Photoshop. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bobby Brown says his daughter doesn’t drugs. [Starpulse]

- Which makes this photo all the more hilarious. [DrunkenStepfather:NSFW]

- Somewhere an MTV producer just got an erection. [BuzzFeed]

- Adult Swim explores the mind of Contra. [Heavy]

- George Lucas probably won’t sue over this. [theCHIVE]

- Avril Lavigne is old-fashioned. [Maxim]

- Celebrities getting shitfaced at Mardi Gras. Whee! [TooFab]

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