UPDATE: Did They Spill it in Her Liver?

The Superficial / June 10, 2010

As predicted by virtually anyone with even a casual awareness of the situation, Lindsay is now claiming her SCRAM bracelet went off because some spilled a drink on it. And of course Dina believes it because now she has a tiny food pellet to feed her rat-like hunger for media attention. Page Six reports:

“She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”

You know what? I’m actually going to believe this one. No, really, I’m willing to concede that at a crowded party it’s entirely plausible someone spilled a drink down Lindsay’s leg. That being said, it’s also entirely plausible she waited for it to collect in her boot before swinging a cake knife around until everyone agreed she could chug it. “Oh, God, I can still taste the eightball from yesterday. My life is awesome!”

UPDATE: And here’s RadarOnline using science to explain how full of shit Lindsay is.

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