Someone Messed with The Beef

February 7th, 2011 // 34 Comments

Shia LaBeouf was apparently involved in a drunken altercation that keeps going back and forth between him getting punched in the face and simply not liking to be called a faggot. At any rate, the third party has already sold his side of the story to RadarOnline and, even then, there are literally no winners. This Mark Mastro fellow admits to sitting down at Shia’s table uninvited to ask to have his picture taken with him, only to have The Beef tell him he just wants to chill. It then dovetailed into this:

Some time later, Mastro and a friend were out on the tavern’s front patio — basically just a fenced off area off the sidewalk — and Shia walked out.
“My friend said, ‘what’s up Shia’?” Mastro says. “Shia told him to ‘get the f**k out of my way.’ He was slurring his words.
“That’s when I said to my buddy, ‘don’t worry, he’s just a f**king fa**ot anyway’,” Mastro says. “He turned around, cursed me out, and I started laughing.”
Mastro explains that the actor then jumped in his black truck which was parked directly in front of Mad Bull’s.
“All of a sudden, he jumped out, and ran back towards the bar. He charged at me! I jumped over the patio fence onto the sidewalk to get away from him. But he kept coming after me. He was getting in my face. He was talking sh*t. He was chest-bumping me.”
That’s when the bouncer jumped in, Mastro says.
“A bouncer put Shia in a head lock. A cop just happened to be driving by and saw the commotion. He pulled up the bouncer literally handed LeBeouf over to him.

So basically a bunch of people got drunk, called each other faggots because that’s the only insult their decelerated minds could process at the time and the cops broke it up with no arrests. Normally, I wouldn’t defend The Beef because he has a history of bullshit stunts like this, but c’mon, this is pretty much any night at any bar, regardless of who you are. I’m not condoning gay slurs or anything, but one time I even saw the Queen of England call Prince Charles a “Dumbo-looking dick-eater” before she squatted and pissed in the wine cellar. It was surprisingly regal.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Eatmycookie

    I’d kick his azz, and I am 5’4′, size 2 , punk

    • Lissa

      Agreed cookie! I’d kick that punk’s ass too if he called me a fa***t and then laughed about it. And I’m a grl, 5’2 and small..but you would see me jumping over a rail at this imbecile too.

  2. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    Next job::Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Dimento

  3. Ken

    My boy’s wicked smart.

  4. Some days he’s The Beef, some days he’s The Bouf.

  5. Isn’t he always involved in some kinda “drunken situation”? I think they need to put him in one corner, Lindsay Lohan in the other corner, and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the center next to some razor blades and then cut the lights off and just say “go at it bitches”.,

  6. jojo

    Shia the beef ,Shia the ham, whatever, sometimes homosexuals can be so sensitive.

  7. He has the most sorry excuse for a father, so I was sort of rooting for him to make it. Sad that he fell of the wagon apparantly.

  8. Get Ready

    He’s turning into Russel Crowe in alcoholism and fatness, but with more talking cars.

    • GravyLeg

      Yes, but Crowe managed to bang Meg Ryan a mere split second before her last ounce of hotness evaporated along with her career. Judgement: Crowe > LaBeouf.

  9. GravyLeg

    When will bar patrons learn that you cannot “out-Douche” LaBeouf??

  10. Douche’s gonna douche!!!

    I saw about 5 barfights almost start because of similar stupidity. Kids and their booze I tell you.

  11. Deacon Jones

    Those SoCal guys are fucking animals, watch out.

    I mean, who wouldnt be a badass wearing those jeans. He’s like that guy in the Miller Lite commercial.

  12. Shia LaBeouf
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s amazing how a bad set of janitor’s keys can get a bar brawl going. Thank god Wyatt Earp and his purse are here to bring about some peace in these here parts.

  13. Shia LaBeouf
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, i really needed to pee…such a relief.

  14. Looks like Simon Cowell is really letting himself go.

  15. kurgen99

    Only losers and tourists go up to celebrities and ask for photos or autographs.

  16. Shia LaBeouf
    Commented on this photo:

    He should get a real name.

  17. wim

    …………… was the bucher?

  18. wim

    …………….you mean The Butcher?

  19. eric

    Looks like somebody thinks those shitty Transformers movies make you an ac-TOR.

  20. Burt

    Chest bumping? Easy. Drop down, do a foot sweep. See guy fly up in the air, land on his head. Everybody laughs. Good times.

    • Burt

      Then again, he’s scrawny, even with all that blubber on him. No muscle tone what-so-ever. Bump him back, he’d be on his ass.

  21. Burt

    By the way, Labeouf appears to me, someone who is fluent in French, as how someone who’s functionally illiterate would spell the French surname LeBoeuf (which literally means The Beef).

  22. monster

    What in the hell is “He pulled up the bouncer” supposed to mean?

    • babooda

      Add an “and” between “pulled up” and “the bouncer”, then read the sentence again!

      “A cop just happened to be driving by and saw the commotion. He pulled up “and” the bouncer literally handed LeBeouf over to him.”

      Make sense, now?

  23. babooda

    This punk ass maggot should have had his lights punched out long ago.
    He has always displayed more attitude than talent….WTF is up with these actors from “Transformers” , a movie whose real stars were the special effects not the live actors. Both Le Puke and his costar, Megan ” The Ungrateful” Fox somehow believe that they are some kind of wonderful. Mastro should have decked his ass when Le Puke started coming after him physically. A chest bump is an act of aggression and should have been met with a hard right to the jaw! Period!

  24. babooda

    You know, this picture of “Shit Le Puke” looks a lot like the kid who played “Bud” on “Married with Children”. The one whose name few people even remember.
    Here’s your future “Shit Le Puke” , twenty years from now noone will even remember your name.

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