Some Alessandra Ambrosio, Anyone? And Other News

September 14th, 2011 // 15 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Harvey Weinstein knows how to make me listen to his press statement. [Huffington Post]

- Because he used this instead of doing it himself. [Popoholic]

- Snooki got Anderson Cooper to go spray-tanning. [Dlisted]

- Michael Fassbender skipped TIFF to bang Zoe Kravitz. [Lainey Gossip]

- Christina Milian is allowed to wear a fanny pack. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This is what Kris Humphries can look forward to for life. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- As evidenced in this gallery of Kim‘s claim to fame. Well, this and that scat video she starred in. [Celebslam]

- Profile pics that could easily land a 42 year old with some Zima and Trojans on your doorstep. [theCHIVE]

- Coco‘s right boob is so Fall 2008. [TooFab]

- Chris Brown fulfills the lifelong dream one one lucky fan whose fantasy has always been to get dry-humped by a violent sociopath. [Bossip]

- This is what happens, Christina Hendricks, when you cover them up. You actually lose to Jennifer Hudson. [Just Jared]

- Johnny Depp might be disappointing for lady boners with his vampire flick. [Popsugar]

- The “Dwarf Who Played Gordon Ramsay in Porn Eaten By Badgers” is the greatest headline I’ve ever read in my life. [FilmDrunk]

- Jon Hamm = Fabio? Seriously though, have you ever seen them together? [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jade Bryce [Heavy]

- Erin Andrews Hottest Photo Shoots: Not including the Motel 8 closet cam. Too soon? [Bleacher Report]

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  1. cc

    Beautiful face but I’d like her more if she didn’t look like a bamboo pole.

    • God is Black

      Do you know the properties of bamboo? You can bend it or kick its ass but it will still back to normal? Think of the sexual possibilities of this bamboo pole!

    • Pippy Longcockings

      Thanks, but I already jacked it this morning!

  2. I wonder if that belt notches directly into her pelvis.

  3. that gordon ramsey dopplemidget story was hilarious. or half hilarious

  4. Aaron

    Like a Megan Fox with smaller boobs?

  5. Curious Troll

    Razor-sharp hips…ouch.

  6. Boo

    I’ll bet her snatch smells like hemp.

  7. Cardinal Ximenez

    she’s so skinny that when you bang her you can see your c0ck moving in her.

    That is hot.

  8. Alessandra Ambrosio Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Bones and ‘stache, anyone?

  9. forrest gump

    why this long skirt?
    well, her legs are covered with varicose veins.


  10. Alessandra Ambrosio Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Bones are good.
    There’s NO “”stache”.
    Tan and fit and just can’t wait to meet me… not.

  11. tell it to the one legged man

    shes one of the hottest celebs out their dont be h8rs she looks better than rymes its hard to tell whats real thes days tho whats this world comeing too

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