Before my world comes to a retarded halt on account of a spoiled, ginger cokehead, here’s Sofia Vergara in Porto Cervo, Italy yesterday. Lesser men would’ve died trying to post these breasts at a time like this, so whenever you guys get around to building that statue in my honor would be great. (For reference, just imagine Superman, but he’s also wearing Han Solo’s gun and vest. Go.)
Photos: INFdaily
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Que undecided por que want.
I would hit it
Erin looks great as banner girl
Hot Erin!
First! Bitch ass crip ass trick ass cheap ass hoes!
@ Taz
Me too! Looks sexy, especially for her age.
@Taz again
Yeah Erin looks perfect. She should stay the banner girl.
your calling of “First!” must be a joke, sense you commend Taz, who posted before you, twice. either you are slightly funny, or really fucking stupid.
Well, thats for me to know sir.
sweet jesus…………….
I approve of this rack 100%
i dont like ttat banner , it look cheap , the old one was much better
you’re stupid, for many reasons.
I have to agree with bocon. It needs a bit of work. Erin (who is gorgeous) looks splotchy pink in the banner. The last banner girl shined and was almost angelic looking.
No bikini please! she’s neglected her abs, nothing irreversible, she can get them back in shape in no time. Her boobs however, that’s another story, magnificent.
She’s neglected her abs a bit, but oh well, with those boobs on the spotlight, who’s gonna be looking at her stomach.
oh ya, boobies
Nice yabos, but the rest of her is like Lindsay Lohan: busted.
my cock and balls would look great between those!!!
mine or yours?
Wow what’s going on here. Kisses on the thighs……..see Mel THIS is how you get what you need.
You can’t win against the Eath’s gravity but a strong halter top can help prolong the fight.
That is so true so many women wear the wrong types of bras! If they would just do it right when developing breast and sleep with a bra on you wouldn’t have a saggy breast!
I don’t find her all that attractive. She is old and wrinkly. Oh you bet I’d still do her, but that is not a compliment. I would have to only rate her a 6.5/10.
Agree. I’d hit it, but I’d hit a lot of things. Aside from her tits, I still don’t see what’s so overly attractive about this girl. Pretty mediocre compared to what else is out there.
you must be a ten to talk like that. b4 u can say i’d hit that, maybe we should ask her if she’d accept it.
The point wasn’t to illustrate her interest in me, it was to illustrate my interest in her. I don’t think anyone makes a comment like “I’d hit it” with the expectations they would ever “hit it”. Most of us will ever have direct contact with a celebrity, let alone sleeping with them but damned if that will stop me from commenting on it.
I will say though, I really do love this picture of her. It’s just cute.
I like big tits with a fat body.
yep, THIS MUST BE AMERICAN, folks!!
Sophia is Columbian dumbass! I bet when you near 40; you won’t look halfway as good. Enjoy that pot belly and erectile dysfunction.
For God’s sakes….Shut Up “Captain America”. I STRONGLY dislike your anti-american bullshit comments. If they were funny, it would be one thing, but they aren’t so you are just annoying at this point. Oh and by the way, have you met Typical? She seems like your type.
i’d feast on her asshole…i know, it’s a shocking revelation.
Sexy feet though!
I Agree With You Man!!! Those are a lovely feet!!!
She still looks OK, but she’s starting to go downhill. She was a lot hotter ten years ago.
Also, lots of Colombian women look WAY better at her age. I know several that are over forty and have nice, tight bodies and MUCH better looking faces than Sofia.
meanie
It’s true. You walk around any mall in Bogota or Medellin and you’ll see hordes of normal women that blow Sofia away in the looks department.
Dude… there are TONS of ugly women in Colombia. The only ones who don’t realize this are desperate horny white guys who think those little south american indians are ‘exotic beauties’. Stop propagating this myth that Colombia is full of gorgeous women unlike any other place on earth, and go get laid instead.
I agree. The country is like any country; full of pretty ppl and full of ppl that are ugly or average. You can find a beautiful woman any where.
She looks busted. I’m not overly skinny and I don’t have all those rolls and shit on my stomach when I sit down. Looks like lipo gone wrong.
This chick is gross looking, like a fuck and chuck nothing more, hell even i woudlnt fuck her. The tits look ridiculous and her abs are gross, my wife had 2 kids and has a 6 pack, whats this womans excuse?
I like my wifes perky 32b breast much better, this is just stupid.
Stop talking about your imaginary wife, fat boy
haha that made me laugh so much lmao!
yep, she definitely had some lipo. looks like a tara reid stomach to me, where the internal organ fat is still under there that makes you big around, but there’s nothing on top.
…bet her gut hung out as far as her tits before.
get it
She’s gorgeous
F^%*&!!
Nick Loeb sucks!
Go ahead and kiss it Mr. Loeb, after all, you paid for your trophy
This pic looks like the Bhagavad Boner.
Que buen culo!
man. that is some high body fat right there.
Tit fucks galore
i like how the one pops out.
Too bad you can see the liposuction scars. She probably looked better before she had the belly fat sucked out. A natural rack like that comes with a couple of rolls… rack n’ roll.
Very true or she could have eat right and did sit ups… lol
Very surprised. She’s looking sort of mushy. I hadn’t realized she was that old. Uh oh… Must mean I’m getting there too. She still looks good.
Hola Sofia eres super encantadora me gustaria me escribieras algo, soy tu admirador .
un beso mami
saludos
que linda mami, eres super bella mi amor
TQM
Why can’t women be happy with their natural selfs???
Her body or face might not be what it was, but as long as she has that sparkling personality, she will always be THE PERFECT WOMAN as far as I am concerned.