Before my world comes to a retarded halt on account of a spoiled, ginger cokehead, here’s Sofia Vergara in Porto Cervo, Italy yesterday. Lesser men would’ve died trying to post these breasts at a time like this, so whenever you guys get around to building that statue in my honor would be great. (For reference, just imagine Superman, but he’s also wearing Han Solo’s gun and vest. Go.)
Photos: INFdaily
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Que | July 20, 2010 at 11:34 am
Que undecided por que want.
Taz | July 20, 2010 at 11:38 am
I would hit it
Taz | July 20, 2010 at 11:38 am
Erin looks great as banner girl
John Holmes | July 20, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Hot Erin!
GUY | July 20, 2010 at 11:42 am
First! Bitch ass crip ass trick ass cheap ass hoes!
@ Taz
Me too! Looks sexy, especially for her age.
@Taz again
Yeah Erin looks perfect. She should stay the banner girl.
Rush | July 20, 2010 at 12:29 pm
your calling of “First!” must be a joke, sense you commend Taz, who posted before you, twice. either you are slightly funny, or really fucking stupid.
GUY | July 20, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Well, thats for me to know sir.
bocon | July 20, 2010 at 11:51 am
i dont like ttat banner , it look cheap , the old one was much better
Rush | July 20, 2010 at 12:26 pm
you’re stupid, for many reasons.
Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I have to agree with bocon. It needs a bit of work. Erin (who is gorgeous) looks splotchy pink in the banner. The last banner girl shined and was almost angelic looking.
Viv | July 20, 2010 at 12:09 pm
She’s neglected her abs a bit, but oh well, with those boobs on the spotlight, who’s gonna be looking at her stomach.
jimmy | July 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm
oh ya, boobies
Sgt. Joe Friday | July 20, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Nice yabos, but the rest of her is like Lindsay Lohan: busted.
Me | July 20, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I don’t find her all that attractive. She is old and wrinkly. Oh you bet I’d still do her, but that is not a compliment. I would have to only rate her a 6.5/10.
Drew | July 20, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Agree. I’d hit it, but I’d hit a lot of things. Aside from her tits, I still don’t see what’s so overly attractive about this girl. Pretty mediocre compared to what else is out there.
anderson | July 20, 2010 at 1:40 pm
you must be a ten to talk like that. b4 u can say i’d hit that, maybe we should ask her if she’d accept it.
Drew | July 22, 2010 at 2:26 pm
The point wasn’t to illustrate her interest in me, it was to illustrate my interest in her. I don’t think anyone makes a comment like “I’d hit it” with the expectations they would ever “hit it”. Most of us will ever have direct contact with a celebrity, let alone sleeping with them but damned if that will stop me from commenting on it.
I will say though, I really do love this picture of her. It’s just cute.
captain america | July 20, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I like big tits with a fat body.
yep, THIS MUST BE AMERICAN, folks!!
Anonymous | July 20, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Sophia is Columbian dumbass! I bet when you near 40; you won’t look halfway as good. Enjoy that pot belly and erectile dysfunction.
Bunny | July 21, 2010 at 5:22 pm
For God’s sakes….Shut Up “Captain America”. I STRONGLY dislike your anti-american bullshit comments. If they were funny, it would be one thing, but they aren’t so you are just annoying at this point. Oh and by the way, have you met Typical? She seems like your type.
pimp | July 20, 2010 at 12:49 pm
i’d feast on her asshole…i know, it’s a shocking revelation.
JoeC | July 20, 2010 at 1:36 pm
She still looks OK, but she’s starting to go downhill. She was a lot hotter ten years ago.
Also, lots of Colombian women look WAY better at her age. I know several that are over forty and have nice, tight bodies and MUCH better looking faces than Sofia.
fran | July 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
meanie
JoeC | July 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
It’s true. You walk around any mall in Bogota or Medellin and you’ll see hordes of normal women that blow Sofia away in the looks department.
What | July 22, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Dude… there are TONS of ugly women in Colombia. The only ones who don’t realize this are desperate horny white guys who think those little south american indians are ‘exotic beauties’. Stop propagating this myth that Colombia is full of gorgeous women unlike any other place on earth, and go get laid instead.
Tiffany | July 23, 2010 at 10:23 am
I agree. The country is like any country; full of pretty ppl and full of ppl that are ugly or average. You can find a beautiful woman any where.
jessiesgirl | July 20, 2010 at 3:22 pm
She looks busted. I’m not overly skinny and I don’t have all those rolls and shit on my stomach when I sit down. Looks like lipo gone wrong.
commander | July 21, 2010 at 1:06 am
yep, she definitely had some lipo. looks like a tara reid stomach to me, where the internal organ fat is still under there that makes you big around, but there’s nothing on top.
…bet her gut hung out as far as her tits before.
papparazzzzzzzi | July 23, 2010 at 10:18 am
man. that is some high body fat right there.
Ripper | July 23, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Tit fucks galore
Mike | August 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Her body or face might not be what it was, but as long as she has that sparkling personality, she will always be THE PERFECT WOMAN as far as I am concerned.