Sofia Vergara Is Engaged To That Dude She Dumped

July 11th, 2012 // 13 Comments
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When we last left Sofia Vergara, she had kicked her boyfriend Nick Loeb to the curb making her mine for the taking. I could practically feel her breasts suffocating my face to death. But then, like an asshole, this guy decides to propose to her inside Mayan ruins which she of course said “yes” to or else suffer the mummy’s curse. Just a total dick move. Us Weekly reports:

The Modern Family actress — who is currently enjoying a birthday extravaganza at a Mexico resort alongside 90 loved ones — is now engaged to her on-again love Nick Loeb, a source confirms to Us Weekly.
The insider reveals Loeb popped the question during a visit to Chichen Itza, some Mayan ruins near the Rosewood Mayakoba resort where Vergara (and her massive group of birthday revelers!) are staying.

I like how this guy’s proposal was romantic, but every time I drag a woman into a cave it’s “creepy” and “kidnapping.” They don’t know what they want.

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  1. Govt. Cheese

    Bravo Sofia, Bravo indeed……The oldest trick in the book to get a man to propose. Dump him and then guilt him into buying you a ring to win you back.

  2. Fred Garvin

    Beautiful to look at but as soon as she opens her mouth its fingernails on the chalkboard.

    • Deacon Jones

      I dont think I could further disagree….
      That accent is what I call Spanish Viagra. And I would sob like a little boy while I had sex with this woman.

  3. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
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    Jesus H. Christ.

  4. SeeAlice

    I cant stand her overdone accent . What a dope .

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      well her accent is a put off and only once did i try to jerk off to her. took an hour to do it.

  5. EricLr

    I don’t find her attractive. Every time I hear her voice, I get the distinct impression that being her boyfriend involves frequent episodes of waking up with a knife to my throat for looking at the waitress when I ordered on our last date.

  6. Inner Retard

    She’s pregnant. That’s the only reasonable explanation.

  7. Brian

    For me, the worst part is that Us Weekly describes Chichen Itza as “some Mayan ruins near the Rosewood Mayakoba resort”, implying a goddamn hotel is more important than a historical site that has been around for over a millenium. Maybe I’ve been playing too much Civ 5.

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    The Pope
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    I wonder if she remembers when she was almost a former-Mrs. Tom Cruise. Back after he split with Nicole Kidman, and before he dated Penelope Cruz and then got sick of listening to her voice so much that he settled on Katie Holmes just because nobody has heard her say a word in the last seven years. Anyway…boobs.

  9. anonym

    she won’t last a year.

    that fucking annoying nagging loud latin voice will be enough for divorce

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