Sofia Vergara Is Engaged To That Dude She Dumped

When we last left Sofia Vergara, she had kicked her boyfriend Nick Loeb to the curb making her mine for the taking. I could practically feel her breasts suffocating my face to death. But then, like an asshole, this guy decides to propose to her inside Mayan ruins which she of course said “yes” to or else suffer the mummy’s curse. Just a total dick move. Us Weekly reports:

The Modern Family actress — who is currently enjoying a birthday extravaganza at a Mexico resort alongside 90 loved ones — is now engaged to her on-again love Nick Loeb, a source confirms to Us Weekly.
The insider reveals Loeb popped the question during a visit to Chichen Itza, some Mayan ruins near the Rosewood Mayakoba resort where Vergara (and her massive group of birthday revelers!) are staying.

I like how this guy’s proposal was romantic, but every time I drag a woman into a cave it’s “creepy” and “kidnapping.” They don’t know what they want.

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