Because she’s the most hilarious woman alive – Not counting Jennifer Aniston’s emails, of course. – Chelsea Handler posted the above pic to Twitter this morning with the following message:
I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.
Ha! Get it? Because she’s in bed with 50 Cent. That’s so funny, I forgot to tell Angelina Jolie not to suddenly love dark meat. Whoops!
Photo: Twitter
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Nice man-hand, Ms. Handler.
That’s Chewies hand, he’s buried under the pile of yesterday’s news.
No shit right? “Missing link” hand in that photo is freaking weird….
This is so unnatural. A black and a white, what do they hope to accomplish?
maybe piss off some people in the south?
um I don’t think they were attempting to downplay this or hide it. She’s mentioned it on her show more than once
I hope he’s peeing on her.
because goddamn it, somebody needs to.
I thought R Kelly was the one that pissed on women, not that CH wouldn’t like a nice warm Golden shower from 25 cent
Nasty pig.
No, I completely agree. Based on her arrogance in her TV appearances alone, I can bet all my money that she enjoys to be dominated the sh*t out of her. Despite her image, she’s totally the one crawling on the bedroom floor naked in a collar & leash and being used as a toilet seat.
I’d rather take the 9 bullets to the face.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!???!???
HE COULD BANGING SUPER MODELS WITH CRISTAL IN THEIR TWATS.
The only thing that it could be is that she has great skills. She has books on a bunch of dudes that banged her. I’m sure she has slut skills
Ewwww…..
double Ewwww
Triple. Triple “ew”.
All the more reason to label 50, the Bravest Man on the Planet. Been shot 9 times…and banged Chelsea Handler. (shudder)
So she dates Ted Harbert, CEO of Comcast, until she gets her show then dumps him. Now she’s bangin Fiddy…
Bet Ted’s glad his dick was there first!
Look at her hand….I keep waiting for it to devour his head like the cookie monster, complete with “NOM NOM NOM” sound effects.
Her hand looks like Thing from the Addams Family
She is just plain nasty and unfunny. He’s Fifty Cent and she LOOKS Fifty…
I had a better opinion about 50 cent…and here you go :(
It’s weird seeing someone you like being made fun of on a website that you like. You’ve caused a dilemma here fish.
Wait until you catch Fish banging your mom.
I agree 100%. Very weird. I love Chelsea and think she’s hillarious. She’s not trying to pretend she’s something that she isn’t.
Right? It’s kind of like fish and Chelsea have been on the same team for so long, making fun of ridiculous celebrities. WHY ARE MOMMY AND DADDY FIGHTING!?
Fiddy – “lemme put this pillow over yo face, I swear its hillarious”
Chelsea – “omg pics”
She likes anal…. Which incidentally is very “1950′s” of her… Sending a black man to use the back door for service…
Ha!
We have a winner!
Well she is a two bit whore.
So I guess that buys him two of her…
sna….ap.
A dumpy white chick dating a black guy? Shocking.
omgeeee 50 is so effing hott im hella jealous
Looks like a joke. Who took the picture?
Famewh*re.
She looks a LOT like Cheryl Hines
handler got some man hands to handle his big gangsta cock.
Look it’s a flat unfunny version of Lisa Lampenelli
Who took the photo? Guess it isn’t “dating a rapper” when you him and the rest of his crew too. Choo chooo chelsea handler is pulling the train.
EW GROSS.
Cybil Shepard will do anything to re-start her career.
I don’t get it. I don’t exactly like 50Cent, but if he’s rich he could obviously score some better tail than that. This is some crap you expect to see at a local Wal-Mart,
His and hers matching grill. Isnt this romantic?
Clearly, Americans still have some hangups about interracial relationships, otherwise nobody would really be talking about this.
They are two grown adults. They clearly enjoy each other’s company, and that’s all that really matters.
why are you assuming it’s all Americans on here commenting? the internet is international.
as a whole, i think we are more in shock about what an ugly couple they make. not because of their race…they are both just ugly
I can spot American vernacular when I see it.
PS. Explain to me why nobody seems to care about all the other “ugly” celebrities and their dates?
that’s simple to answer. unlike 50 cent and chelsea, the other celebrities are not being discussed on this blog at the moment
Burt has missed the fact that this is a blog that discusses every celebrity relationship regardless of color, or even if they’re interesting.
I think the fact that Burt looks for racism in every interracial couple he sees tells us more about him than it does anyone else.
Wow, he’s def. stepped down his game! hehehheheehehehehehehe
Once you go black nobody wants you back…..
Handler’s career MUST be suffering if she has to prove what a big ho-bag she is to the public.
She’s not funny or hot. Anytime you see her posing in magazines, she’s photoshopped beyond all recognition. I wouldn’t do her with your dick
Where is John Mayer and his David Duke cock when you need him?
No wonder her face looks like a bag of melted crayons.. black boyfriend with a passion for oral sex explains it all.
are you sure she isn’t raped at the moment?
Somewhere in time and space, Angelina Jolie is thinking, ‘talk about the pot calling the kettle black…’
It is amazing to me that people are still so racist in this day in age… I feel bad for the sad people who post these racist things on random websites. What shallow lives you must lead to care, purely based on race, about who other people find attractive. I don’t particularly like either one of them, but wow…I can’t believe such racist morons still exist
I take solace in the fact that none of them earn more than minimum wage.
Hey Burt, where is the picture of you and Shelana, the jungle temptress?
I don’t think it’s hardcore racism.. I think it’s mostly harmless fun with stereotypes. If she was in bed with an Asian dude, it would be jokes about the size of his egg roll, or that she must have sent out for an order of Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
Or if she was in bed with a leprachaun, it would be jokes about her pot of gold. Or if it was a Jew, it would be “oy, what a schmuck on this guy”.
Of if it was an Eskimo, “the last living thing he banged was a polar bear”.
Because she’s in bed with a black guy, the rape, murder, Ebonics, 19-inch dick jokes are inevitable.
@Fish Do you suddenly have a think for Chelsea Handler? I mean seriously, you’ve had her on a tad bit too much later. Put her BFF back up here again, that is at least worth looking at if nothing else.
Another one of her pr stunt. This whore will screw him but they are not together. She broke up a marriage with kids involved. How do she have room to talk.
this is just sick. pukes.
That’s pretty awesome actually. I can’t really hate on 50 cent even though I’m kind of disheartened about the last 10 years of rap music (as opposed to the previous 20 years before that), but maybe that’s my age talking.
50 was always a curiosity to me even after I moved on from listening to rap. His interviews earlier on in his career were actually pretty illuminating because he’d talk to the foreign press about the rap game and how its all orchestrated by the labels. Yeah, the man cashed in on that, but he’s a whole lot sharper than people give him credit for.
She’s pretty damn funny too. I say good for them.
Once you go black no one wants you back.
Fail. Someone already said that, Rerun
god shes fucking gross go have fun with aids you scum fuck
Fucking disgusting!!! I will NEVER watch her show again!!!
I always wanted to know what sound street cred made when it went sailing out the window… thanks, 50.
50 Cent? Jesus, I thought it was Michael Vick smothering one of his dogs.
Chelsea Handler is a douchebag. Period.