Snooki Legally Declared ‘Annoying’

August 19th, 2010 // 52 Comments

On top of charges for disorderly conduct and being a public nuisance stemming from her drunken arrest last month, Snooki is now being slapped with a third charge of “criminal annoyance.” Very rarely does the law get something right, this is one of those times. The AP reports:

Prosecutors said at a hearing Wednesday that they will add the charge of annoying people on a beach to the two others the MTV reality show cast member faces after her arrest last month on the beach in Seaside Heights, where the show is based.
The newest charge was presented to an attorney for Polizzi just before he entered a plea of not guilty on her behalf to disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance. He also entered a not guilty plea to the annoyance count.
“I understand she’s become a public celebrity, but in all honesty it’s really not much of a charge,” Municipal Prosecutor Kim Pascarella said after the hearing.
Polizzi’s trial was scheduled for Sept. 8. If convicted of all three charges, she could face up to $2,000 in fines. But given that she has a clean criminal record, Pascarella said, it would be unlikely that she would face more than $500 in fines for all three offenses.

While I’d prefer the criminal annoyance charge to carry of sentence of arranged marriage to a shark – It’s a nautical town, folks – I love how the prosecutor is essentially calling Snooki a moron for fighting what are basically minor charges. Also, it’s not like there isn’t 8,000 photos and/or videos of her stumbling around the boardwalk before collapsing in the sand like a Jawa hit by R2′s zapper. Seriously, if George Lucas ever makes another Special Edition of Star Wars, he’ll probably just use that footage to save money and “connect with the kids.”

PRODUCER: So are we digitally adding bumpits and jars of pickles to all the Jawas now, Mr. Lucas?
GEORGE: Hold on. Let me check. *picks up phone* Would adding bumpits and pickles to Star Wars shove my cash-penis farther up the ass of your childhood?
ME: Yeah, I guess.
GEORGE: *puts hand over receiver* Do it.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Isn’t it still the summer?

    So isn’t there plenty of T&A prancing around on beaches right now?

    And I’m looking at this slob?

  2. Belisario

    She’s a fugly hippo. Do not approach of feed.

    • tao

      OK I HATE this B!tch So MUCH!

      she is the Ugliest woman I have ever seen, If i didn’t know any better I would say she suffers from some sort of facial deformation, or that she was retarded or something,
      Jesus she looks like freaking E.T.

      Ok the Juggalos attacked Tila, But now they should put their efforts together to attack this Horrible deformed face beast

  3. Snooki
    Juliana
    Commented on this photo:

    She is just sooooooooo ugly… Poor thing!

  4. Daryl G.

    With situations like Lohan or Kardishan or even to a certain extent McCarthy I can understand; somehow these idiots have done something (might be just exist) to garner attention.

    But I simply can’t understand why society at large can’t just choose to ignore people like Snooki. Even for this website; she’s not even that big of a draw. So why the hell can’t “the fish” actually fucking do something and refuse to post stupid stories about this chick? I’d rather see posts about the bachelorette or spencer pratt than this cunt.

    • Spencer Pratt is pretty gay

      You’d rather see posts of SPENCER PRATT??

      You know how I know you’re gay?

    • Spencer Pratt?
      You request Spencer Pratt?
      Are you mental?

      • Kelley

        Duh people, you’re missing the point … Snooki is THAT BAD that he’d rather see Spencer Pratt or some other irrelevant douche. I’m with Daryl G. Myself, though, I’d rather see Snooki than Lohan or Paris Hilton, or any of the Karassians, the insufferably conceited cunts.

  5. stevebeagle

    and we wonder why the rest of the world hates us

  6. M

    LOL… that picture…

  7. dufresne

    She is a mess. Why is she relevant? Why do we care?

    • qwerty

      Back in the day,this site was a source of hot pics,or funny articles at least.So,I guess half the people who visit it now only do it out of habit like me

  8. elephantman

    what rock did she crall out of, she is so GROSS! pigvomit, she looks like a pig and makes you want to vomit.

  9. jay

    Now THIS is what I wanna see if there’s a story about this ewok monkey troll cunt. I don’t wanna see her face, tits, ass or cunt splattered all over the Superficial cuz that will cause people to lose their lunch and for some others to claw their eyes out and give themselves an emergency penis removal with a dull serrated knife

  10. kevin

    PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. jay

    i’ve seen dead and bloated hippos that look better than this cretin cunt

  12. The Mantis

    For fuck’s sake stop posting things about this no-talent little pig. You’re just facilitating her “relevence”!!!!

  13. Viv

    Human psyche is a funny thing, the more f..d up you see someone else’s life is, the less f..d up your own life seems, add morbid curiosity and voyeurism and there you have it: reality shows instant sucess.

    You guys seem to be reacting to it rigt on cue, it’s just entertainment, by this time next year that girl will be unheard of and there will be some other looser on screen to talk trash about. Meanwhile a lot of people will be getting rich.

    • McFeely Smackup

      Bravo Viv, I think you’re the only one who gets it (except for me, but I’m like WELL above the average reader’s intelligence. I mean, WAY WAY above).

      The whole reason people watch shows that actively annoy and irritate them is because its an endorphin response that comes from the mild fight-or-flight impulse caused by viewing this crap. It’s literally addictive.

      Add that in with the ego boost that comes from watching people who are such complete and utter losers that your life looks like fucking royalty by comparison, and it’s not too difficult to get why these shows are successful.

      For myself though, I’m content to simply understand the phenomenon (comprehension being enabled by my dizzying intellect), comment on it, and move on. I don’t have to actually watch these shitty shows, thank god (

      • Sobrietyisacrutch

        I You’re obviously not watching the right crap. “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” would REALLY get your endorphins released and boost that ego even MORE!.

    • Jen

      that is EXACTLY the reason i watch that show and all the other trash “reality” shows. i feel better about myself! i think its fucking hilarious to watch. if people dont like it, why are they HERE on THIS website…THESUPERFICIAL. go to yahoo or some shit and stop bitching. ITS FUNNY!

  14. Snooki
    Ballocks
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she popular? What is she supposed to be?

  15. Sooowrong

    What we need are more pictures of swimsuit models in painted bikinis

  16. Does this exonerate the guy who punched her in the face in season 1 of any wrong doing??????

  17. SnookieWookieCookieBookie

    Since when does “Annoying” mean a stupid, fat, whorish cunt?

  18. Snooki
    Rachel Corrie
    Commented on this photo:

    Oink.

  19. Rachel Corrie

    Oink.

  20. They Call Me The Butthole Kid

    Somebody take this wop out in the back and put everyone out of their misery.

  21. Snooki
    mikey
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST BIATCHES

  22. cdizzle

    She looks like a freakin muppet.

  23. skip

    she needs to legally have her own zip code. but id still hit.

  24. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on, that ain’t fair!
    They can’t charge her with something she IS – that’s like charging Jeff Goldblum with “criminal tallness”.

  25. TAB

    Caption should read, “Snooki Legally Declared ‘Annoying’ AND FAT!” Get it right next time. THANKS!

  26. anonymous

    she looks like a walking dog turd which is why i tell my dog to take a snooki when i let him outside

  27. Enna

    I wonder if she knows how revolting she is? Probably not. Otherwise, she’d stay home. All day. Every day.

  28. jenna

    She makes me sick

  29. Banquo

    I know Deep Roy needs money (I mean after being the oompa loompa n all he’s probably broke) But why is he running around in drag?

  30. Aline

    This bitch is soooo ugly… OMG

  31. Snooki
    T
    Commented on this photo:

    why is this shit in my eyes?! She is sooo ugly id do her dad
    irritating.gross.gay turning.hemorrhoid.nun.slut

  32. 52

    How about legally UGLY??? she is so damn ugly… who let this thing out of her cage? seriously, it needs to go back in and never be let out. for humanity.

  33. Malewhore

    Bitch looks like a shaved Ewok! xD

  34. What an stupid douche

    Can’t someone just shoot this fatass troll already? Just when America was turning the tide against world hate, this twat comes along. Because of her stupidity, I’m sure we’ll be targets of more terrorist attacks…

  35. Snooki
    Beavis
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m getting a stiffy.

  36. captain america

    ………………….but most people like these things.

  37. Snooki
    Sneaky
    Commented on this photo:

    Danny Devito in drag.

  38. Snooki
    Sneaky
    Commented on this photo:

    No offenese to Danny Devito.

  39. Blues lover

    The whole 20 something thing and those kids, oh well, I just don’t understand it. They look stupid. I work in Philly a lot and they are just like the people is deal with. I call them my “guidos”. What is really sad is that I know who any of them are w/o ever watching the shows they are on.
    What makes people famous? I’d rather be rich and never have anyone take my photo……I’m pretty sure they will be declaring Chapter 11 or 7 ….. and although they are adults, where are their parents? OK, I know I am older than them too (I’m mid-50′s) but come on, what’s up w/the way they turned out? You can only guide them, so I assume they are younger versions of what went on at home.

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