Snooki Is Frickin’ Intelligent, You Guys

Snooki and the cast of Jersey Shore stopped by Ellen yesterday where they proceeded to claim America has no idea what they’re truly like on the inside and that they’re “unfairly judged” just because they get shit-faced and bang people on TV for money. Via Us Magazine:

“I’ll go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read,” she says. “No one would ever think that. We have different sides to us and people don’t see that.” Fans might also be surprised that Snooki no longer wants to date a “juicehead.”
Says the pint-sized reality starlet, “I think I want to move forward. I want to move Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.”

See, everybody? Snooki’s not just some drunken slam pig. She’s also a gold-digger. This is why I never judge a book by its cover, not counting every single word I’ve ever written on this site. (All typos.)

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