Yes, gentlemen, the rumors are true: You can get gay-married in New York! Huzzah!
Like a scene out of Block-Shaped Sluts 6, Snooki and Deena Cortese celebrated the Fourth of July weekend by getting so sloppy Cannoli-shit-hammered, Snooki had to be carried off the beach, again, while Deena raped innocent bystanders using nothing but brute force and strategic belly-flops. Later, she’d grow a big red beard and tell Frodo all about the Mines of Moria and how it’d be safe to travel through them.
Photo: Splash News
I know they provide lots of funny photos, but please quit covering these a-holes.
seriously is mtv that devoid of ideas?
@dude – it sells… they make millions. They don’t need ideas.
(shakes head, looks down at shoes)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/amatthews/1217966857/sizes/l/
It seems to me that original ideas are 100% EXTINCT!
Did you have a good 4th?
Yes
I’m with Cock Dr. This photo reminds me of whales during mating season, and not in a good way.
double ugly fat burger
Lol, she’s on top of Pauly D.
His life is probably flashing before his eyes.
Don’t ever try and tell me the beaches on the east coast are comparable to the ones here in California. This, being photo evidence.
Beaches in Florida>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> California beaches
HAH! Dude, don’t kid yourself, Florida sucks. The mere thought of that muggy, tacky, racist, shitdick of a state makes me want to puke.
Yeah Jared, the cold, dirty water and filthy sand in SoCal are awesome.
Two of the ugliest drag impersonators ever. Where’s your pride, Mary?!
What is that? Side-pitboob?
No freakin way those are female…
your right, and i blame greenpeace.
if the fuckers hadnt stopped whaling these two ‘blobs’ would have been harpooned and getting served in some backstreet sushi bar in osaka right now.
two fucking disgusting skanks
I looks like his nipple has a little fu-manchu mustache thing going on.
Please show less beached whales. Thank you. Gonna go clean up my vomit now.
“Uhhhhhhhhh…is there any alcohol in it?”
these pics made my day.
I thought this was why we have Guantanamo Bay.
Win.
When I look at this photo, I suddenly get hungry for pancakes.
Odd, right?
Daniel Negreanu’s date needs a diaper change.
LOL
When did Deena start eclipsing JWoww in popularity? And by eclipse, I mean more than just the literal “moved her fat ass between JWoww and the camera.”
OMG!!! My eyes!!! My eyes!!!
How do these heffers have mixed drinks on the beach.
You can’t fart on a beach in NJ without the PD arresting you.
who the fuck is that man in the bikini?
Stand back, everyone – the sea turtle is about to lay its eggs!
Did someone kill me?? Cause’ i think i’m in HELL!!!
bigfoot pose. nice. solid. manly lady.
IT’S GONZO WITH TITS!!!
It’s only cute when attractive people are involved.
Make it stop, make it stop please.
Even her ass wants to escape her.
It’s a fucking Ewok poonlip.
Should we wrap her in wet towels and hope high tide pulls her back in? Or just blow her up with dynamite?
meatflap.
So much for that diet eh Snooks?
Are these the retarded Chimps that Tracy Morgan so valiantly warned us about ?
We should have them spayed so as to not allow the sub – species to propagate
You just know these guys had sex with her while she was passed out. But then that’s what the tattoo on her ankle says. “If found, please double-team.”
In the event of a water landing, please use your floatation de….aaaaagh!! Kill it! KILL IT!!
How many straight men ended up turning gay that day after having to witness that?
Her teeth look like a sawzall blade after it hit a few sixteen penny nails.
+1
Paps catch the moment Deena’s herpes blisters burst.
Or Forefather’s wouldn’t have fought so hard if they thought that this is what it would come to.
OUR.
I can see Ben Franklin banging one of these whores. Maybe Thomas Jefferson, too: “that little one is a Negress, yes?”
Next up on the World’s Strongest Man 2011, the Snooki Lift.
I believe the term for that is “squirting”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale
“Why is the back of my neck burning?”
So many rolls… you’d think it was Thanksgiving…
“Point Pleasant”?
*Grabs dictionary*
“Misnomer… misnomer… misno – here it is! I was right!:”
The poor whale washed up on the shore and became tangled in an Ed Hardy tee shirt. It did not survive.
Everyone! Out of the water! The sea beast has risen!
So uh, maybe later you want to come over and fix my sink ?
That’s a man baby! Either that or two escaped pigs.
Wow. I’ve got 60-year old aunts who look better than that.
I hereby formally retract my earlier statement that I would fuck either of those two…things.
Damn! First look I thought that was David Lee Roth
This just goes to prove that any female any where at any time can have sex whenever she wants