“Issa okay, Mr. DeVito. I no tella the people you a famous movie star.”
Because cop-killin’ tastes likes pickles, yo, Snooki managed to crash her car directly into the Italian police escort tasked to keep her safe Monday afternoon, leaving two officers in the hospital. Of course, in everyone’s defense, who could’ve honestly predicted a drunk midget sitting on phone books would be a goddamn menace behind the wheel? I mean, just reading that last sentence, you already get a sense of how good this must’ve looked on paper. “And here’sa where the little Ewok man drive-a the car, and we pretend we inna Star Wars until we eatta the spaghetti and twirla our mustaches cussa we all inna the Mafia.”
NOTE: Can we all agree this is a man? Because I’m starting to feel like Shatner in The Twilight Zone. “There’s something… on the wing… and it has… a penis.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
I knew this would somehow end in them all getting deported. Snooki, can you say, “Persona non grata?” With cheese?
This headline was the perfect start to my day. HA!
She can’t help it if the smell of bacon is too powerful to overcome.
Please. It’s Italy. They smell like capicola there.
Shouldn’t Italian cops be dressed better? A while holster, elastic band on the jacket, mis-matched black/navy, the baseball cap, the non-Prada boots? Really?
So this is what it has come to for Paul Reiser? Yikes.
New game over pic for Mario Bros.
Ossifer, is there something green between my teeth?
She couldn’t open the door cause her fingers were still too sticky from the pizza she was eating while driving.
Sticky because of pizza? Pizza is as sticky as you are funny.
Well the good news is the police car can be repaired, sadly though we still have an ewok with us
there are people whose job it is to keep her safe? no wonder she hasn’t been fed to a pack of hyenas already…
Please , please keep her.
He has a gun, why the fcuk did he not use it and do mankind a favor.
^^ THIS
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Little Ugly bitch couldn’t get out of the car. That just shows what kind of person she is. DIRT!
Why did that little ditchpig get a police escort anyway??
Would you want her driving a car without anyone babysitting?
seriously, what a stupid stupid girl.
these chicks look like dudes in some sort of drag… wtf
this just can’t be.
THE POLICE CRASHED INTO HER, folks?
hahahahaha thats not Snookie, thats he stunt double Tom
“I told her to step on the short fat pedal!” This is proof that Snookis mind is programmed to see thing different from the rest of the world.
looks like the “doctor” that did her nose job is the same onbe who did tara reid’s cans!
italians make the best cars, but they’re the worst fuckin drivers. and since the saying goes, “when in rome”..
Italians make the flashiest cars…quality and comfort are absolutely terrible. It’s like everything else made in italy..it’s all about looks, and who cares that someone is going to try to use the damn thing. Seriously, sit in a Ferrari sometime, a Kia has a better interior.
Interesting. And i thought trading in the e-class for a hybrid was a tough call..
Actually i witnessed one of the strangest road rage incidents ever in Rome, back in the 70s. Two cars hit head-on at low speed, in front of our bistro table. One guy got out and started stomping like frankenstein on the hood/bonnet of the other guy’s car. Then the other guy gets out and frankenstomps the first guys hood. This went on for literally a couple mins, then they just up and stopped, and drove off in their own directions again.
Must be something in the red gravy there..
WTF? That sounds absolutely crazy! I would love to have seen that shit! fucking red gravy? damn…
No wonder other countries don’t like us-this is the kind of s##t that makes us look bad. Send these ppl back to Jersey and quit rewarding bad behavior. I am embarrased as an American.
Exactly. It’s so easy to bash Americans (and fun too) What the rest of the world forgets is that there are decent hard working Americans, like yourself, out there. You just don’t make the news so we only ever hear about your snookis. And on a side note, is that a radio on his boot?
Mr. DeVito. Pure genius.
yes, YES!!!
You probably mean John Lithgow in Twilight Zone – the movie, but well, it is not like you make much sense anyway.
You probably mean John Lithgow in Twilight Zone – the movie, but well, it is not like you normally make much sense anyway.
the movie was a remake of three tv episodes, the gremlin one having originally starred shatner
I love how the kids today don’t think any sort of pop culture existed before they were born.
She probably got distracted by a gelato stand.
Police escort? What is she, the Jerry Lewis of Italy? I always thought she was the Jenna Jameson of Endor.
Is that what italian cops really look like or was it costume night at the gay bar?
I’ve seen prettier drag queens – with less 5 o’clock shadow.
Damn,
Sean Penn is starting to look quite pretty….
beat me to it
When is this furry turd going to be flushed down the fame toilet? Please, someone pull the chain already.
How mucha fixa prolem? Hey, choo gotta ceegret, mang?
Shatner was in the original episode on which that sequence from the movie was based.
Am I the only one reading Fish’s bad Italian accent as Father Guido Sarducci in my head?
are all the policemen in Italy dressed as gayly as this guy?
I mean, those boots allow him to fly, right?
And that lovely white holster is just to DIE for!
What’s up with the white belt, and radio/paddle in his boot? Hey NYPD send one of you finest to teach them who to dress.
Come to think of it he should have took that paddle and beat her big ass with it.
staged, the camera on the windscreen
WHO WROTE THIS STUPID-ASS ARTICLE?! I DIDN’T GET THE HUMOR AT ALL!
So basically it was a pig pile?
Nothing says Italian Hard Ass like a boot radio…
I about choked to death when I read the Mr. Devito line – hilarious!
“Can we all agree this is a man?”
Universal agreement … denied.
Too bad it didn’t kill the stupid cunt.
Fucking Italians. Even the cops turn their collars up.
If ifonrmaiotn were soccer, this would be a goooooal!
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