Snooki Called ‘Lindsay Lohan Wannabe’ in Court of Law

September 8th, 2010 // 35 Comments

Snooki appeared in court today to face charges for her drunken arrest last month and managed to walk away with only a $500 fine, but not before the judge compared her to Lindsay Lohan causing Paris Hilton to shoot a butler and scream, “What the fuck?!” into a pile of Dalmatian pelts. Us Magazine reports:

Scoffing, Judge Murray derided Polizzi as a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe.” He also wondered whether the star’s antics weren’t pre-scripted for her hit reality show; he told her to decide if “it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck.”
He added that her actions were “rude and self-indulgent.”

On a more predictable note, it took Dina Lohan less than an hour to slap herself in front of a camera and say she’s “disappointed” with the judge’s choice of words, and in her defense, she’s right. It’s not like Snooki’s out there physically connecting a Maserati with children in strollers. I mean, Jesus, there used to be a time when people actually worked for something instead of having it handed to them on reality TV. I blame Iron Chef.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Taz

    please stop posting her

  2. Aiden

    What a Drunken Lard, Lindsay is Hot, Shamu is NOT and Lindsay is a real celebrity. Please STOP posting pics of the Jersey WHORES

  3. Deacon Jones

    More like Oprah Winfrey Wannabe

  4. Bowman

    Lindsey Lohan is “hot”? [Retching sound]
    A hot mess maybe.
    Also, Snooks looks like an Oompa Loompa nanny in her courthouse finery.

  5. Snooki
    Duuude!!
    Commented on this photo:

    My God!!! It’s Danny Davito with a wig and tits!!!

  6. Kelley

    Her face is still orange, lol !!

  7. disgustingly disgusting!!!!

  8. bothofthem

    which one should take it as an insult?

  9. Jay

    she is such a fat troll !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. anonymous

    i am still expecting her fat ass to explode from being too fat assed.

  11. elephantman

    500.00 for a DUI! it costs non-celebrites around 10,000.00 and you lose your insurance or the rates go up. and not to mention your lisence gets suppended! its bullshit!

    DAMN! that girl sure did get hit with the ugly stick!

    • You don’t actually know what this is about do you?

      She wasn’t charged with a DUI, she was just drunk and annoying in public enough to be arrested for it.

      You are correct about one thing: She is ugly as a monkey’s ass. An monkeys ass that was painted orange for some reason. seriously, why is she that color?

  12. Matthew

    dina should but out she ruins two of her daughter’s carrers

  13. If Snooki fell down how far do you think her rotunda-like body would roll?

    PS – Someone tell Dina to look “unprofessional” up in the dictionary, I believe there is a Lohan family photo.

  14. herbiefrog

    wtf i[s a s]nooki ? w t f ?

  15. Racer X

    I’d hit that fat ass.

    /fo reals

  16. Big Ass Turd

    Poor little deformed gnome hag-ho

  17. Any Guy

    hahaha – ORANGE. the judge should have held her in contempt for choosing a skin tone of an oompa-loompa in a court of law. for reallllllz.

  18. sasha

    Lindsay- Snooki? Are they even the same species?

  19. jay

    even fully fucking clothed, she looks like a fat turd. i bet she eats shit and shits food. wadda fucking cunt

  20. Charaze

    Well, they could say that she’s somewhat copying Lindsay Lohan. Snooki just wants to get everybody’s attention and she did it well – she got even charged for annoying people. LOL

  21. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Someone should send her to the north Georgia Mountains. I can just see Cletus and Earl with her on the hood of their pickup saying “Look what we shot….the ooompa lumpaa freakin bigfoot thing” and the world would erupt in applause and Earl and Cletus would see the bright lights of the big City when they are named Grand Marshals of the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade with an ooompa lumpaa freakin bigfoot thing float…..ummm good times

  22. Snooki's Taint

    If you roll Snooki in flour, it makes it easier to find the wet spot.

  23. captain america

    she is officially warned now………….

  24. Ketut

    Take that back, Iron Chef never did anything to you.

    If it’s anyone’s fault, it’s the evil Kate or maybe Survivor.

  25. Bobby Brown

    She looks like a shaved Orangutan.

  26. Snooki
    usuck
    Commented on this photo:

    I was thinking it was Anthony LaPaglia in drag and miniaturized. Same chubby face and no lips, but at least he has talent and I’m sure his gut isn’t that big even though he’s a 50-something year old man.

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