Snooki appeared in court today to face charges for her drunken arrest last month and managed to walk away with only a $500 fine, but not before the judge compared her to Lindsay Lohan causing Paris Hilton to shoot a butler and scream, “What the fuck?!” into a pile of Dalmatian pelts. Us Magazine reports:
Scoffing, Judge Murray derided Polizzi as a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe.” He also wondered whether the star’s antics weren’t pre-scripted for her hit reality show; he told her to decide if “it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck.”
He added that her actions were “rude and self-indulgent.”
On a more predictable note, it took Dina Lohan less than an hour to slap herself in front of a camera and say she’s “disappointed” with the judge’s choice of words, and in her defense, she’s right. It’s not like Snooki’s out there physically connecting a Maserati with children in strollers. I mean, Jesus, there used to be a time when people actually worked for something instead of having it handed to them on reality TV. I blame Iron Chef.
Photos: Splash News
Taz | September 8, 2010 at 4:39 pm
please stop posting her
Aiden | September 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm
What a Drunken Lard, Lindsay is Hot, Shamu is NOT and Lindsay is a real celebrity. Please STOP posting pics of the Jersey WHORES
JR | September 8, 2010 at 5:23 pm
You think Lindsay Lohan is…hot? Have you looked directly at Lindsay Lohan lately? Either that, or you’re Samantha Ronson.
Aiden | September 8, 2010 at 5:30 pm
compare to snooki she’s a beauty queen
Snooki's Taint | September 9, 2010 at 3:21 am
Imma go with yes.
http://api.ning.com/files/0AQ6CpM4s3um5pEOElelW4YjdICKJVej7bgOVq3CHSY_/MM2_bertstern.jpg
Deacon Jones | September 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm
More like Oprah Winfrey Wannabe
Bowman | September 8, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Lindsey Lohan is “hot”? [Retching sound]
A hot mess maybe.
Also, Snooks looks like an Oompa Loompa nanny in her courthouse finery.
Kelley | September 8, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Her face is still orange, lol !!
richology | September 8, 2010 at 5:12 pm
disgustingly disgusting!!!!
bothofthem | September 8, 2010 at 5:31 pm
which one should take it as an insult?
Jay | September 8, 2010 at 5:40 pm
she is such a fat troll !!!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous | September 8, 2010 at 5:42 pm
i am still expecting her fat ass to explode from being too fat assed.
elephantman | September 8, 2010 at 5:43 pm
500.00 for a DUI! it costs non-celebrites around 10,000.00 and you lose your insurance or the rates go up. and not to mention your lisence gets suppended! its bullshit!
DAMN! that girl sure did get hit with the ugly stick!
McFeely Smackup | September 8, 2010 at 6:04 pm
You don’t actually know what this is about do you?
She wasn’t charged with a DUI, she was just drunk and annoying in public enough to be arrested for it.
You are correct about one thing: She is ugly as a monkey’s ass. An monkeys ass that was painted orange for some reason. seriously, why is she that color?
dudeatdudedotdude | September 8, 2010 at 7:27 pm
lindsay may be the first celeb i saw wearing oompaloompa orange. anyone check snookies fingernails in the courtroom
Matthew | September 8, 2010 at 5:44 pm
dina should but out she ruins two of her daughter’s carrers
jdivo | September 8, 2010 at 6:11 pm
If Snooki fell down how far do you think her rotunda-like body would roll?
PS – Someone tell Dina to look “unprofessional” up in the dictionary, I believe there is a Lohan family photo.
herbiefrog | September 8, 2010 at 6:23 pm
wtf i[s a s]nooki ? w t f ?
DDD | September 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm
That comment is tired yo
Racer X | September 8, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I’d hit that fat ass.
/fo reals
Big Ass Turd | September 8, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Poor little deformed gnome hag-ho
Jennny | September 8, 2010 at 8:13 pm
hahahahahaha
Any Guy | September 8, 2010 at 8:01 pm
hahaha – ORANGE. the judge should have held her in contempt for choosing a skin tone of an oompa-loompa in a court of law. for reallllllz.
sasha | September 8, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Lindsay- Snooki? Are they even the same species?
jay | September 8, 2010 at 9:28 pm
even fully fucking clothed, she looks like a fat turd. i bet she eats shit and shits food. wadda fucking cunt
Charaze | September 9, 2010 at 2:06 am
Well, they could say that she’s somewhat copying Lindsay Lohan. Snooki just wants to get everybody’s attention and she did it well – she got even charged for annoying people. LOL
Jon and Kate plus Hate | September 9, 2010 at 2:26 am
Someone should send her to the north Georgia Mountains. I can just see Cletus and Earl with her on the hood of their pickup saying “Look what we shot….the ooompa lumpaa freakin bigfoot thing” and the world would erupt in applause and Earl and Cletus would see the bright lights of the big City when they are named Grand Marshals of the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade with an ooompa lumpaa freakin bigfoot thing float…..ummm good times
Snooki's Taint | September 9, 2010 at 3:22 am
If you roll Snooki in flour, it makes it easier to find the wet spot.
captain america | September 9, 2010 at 7:11 am
she is officially warned now………….
Ketut | September 9, 2010 at 11:25 am
Take that back, Iron Chef never did anything to you.
If it’s anyone’s fault, it’s the evil Kate or maybe Survivor.
Bobby Brown | September 11, 2010 at 4:15 pm
She looks like a shaved Orangutan.
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