Taking the old adage of surrounding yourself with women less attractive than you to a whole new extreme, Snooki hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas over the weekend where her bikini fought a losing battle with her ass, leaving nothing but death and carnage in its wake. Nuclear scientists are looking at these right now and wondering how radiation from Japan spread so quickly. “This can’t be right, and yet there’s Gamera eating that poor woman’s swimsuit. No, no, it’s too soon!”
Photos: Splash News
holy tree trunks
Vegas is her home away from Jersey…same amount of guidos, gambling, STDs, hookers, drugs and basically nothing but low lifes that would fuck a limbless dog if it had eyeliner, mouse and axe body spray.
She fits right in.
oh my jesus fuck that is disgusting
god dammit i looked :(
Shit!!! My eyes!!! My Eyes!!!!
Is the facebook tag “Be the first of your friends to like this” under the photo supposed to be ironic, or just an accusation of mental illness?
LMAO!
Look at that ass. Now look at me. Now look at me on a horse. Now look at the horse’s ass. Anything is possible when you smell like Snooki and not a lady.
a horrible way to start off the week…
LMFAO!!! That man’s face is priceless! “please put your unsightly ass away”
Its snarky, shitty ass comments like these that make women feel insecure and throw up after they eat!
If you find Snooki empowering, you have bigger problems than the glass ceiling.
I am a man, and if my ass looked like this I would throw up after I eat.
The expression on the guy behind them says it all…”Just protect your penis man…you’ll get through this”
Thats the biggest tan ass I’ve ever seen!!
Was she the big floating whale in the pool for all the kids to slide off of?
Between the saggy ass, the saggy tits, muffin tops and old people, this looks like the party of the century to be missed.
I hope the pool is large enough…
Penny-pinching in the New Economy:
Weigh Snooki down at the bottom of a medium-sized swimming pool, and you only have to use half the amount of water to fill said pool. One of the more practical uses of Archimedes’ principle. Yay, learnin’!
You didn’t say it was a “The Biggest Loser” pool party.
“A donut just fell out of my vagina?! Dibs!!”
lols
Last time I saw so much cottage cheese was when I visited Breakstone’s factory
Well we know who ate all the pies on Pi day..
hahhaha. inconsistent comment (mine) but thanx (for yours)
bahahaaaaaaa!
That’s one slice of pi I wouldn’t want even on 3-14.
On the bright side, my self esteem and body image issues just skyrocketed.
ha ha, me too. although next to her, it isn’t difficult to have better self-esteem. I’m just glad I’m skinny and not a ho-bag.
me too!!! Man you think if she had all that dough she would get some lypo… Snooki eats too many snickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can someone please convince Snooki to host her next party at Club Radiant in Fukushima, Japan?
at first I thought you were just making a joke about surrounding yourself with uglier girls….but sweet lord – those are some ugly girls. You would think in Vegas they would have at least discovered plastic surgery or eating disorders.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.” – Dean Vernon Wormer, Farber College (1962).
… but it is a way to get into Superficial.com
in the 60s maybe. now you get famous and make bank. progress ftw
“Faber”. Get it right if you’re going to quote.
Now if we could only get Flounder to barf on her
Fuck, I’d be happy if she just had a heart attack like the horse. I got gas in the chain saw and everything.
It’s the dance of the wookiees
If this shot doesn’t become a series of memes in the next 15 minutes than the internet deserves to be fired.
agreed. I will get right on this.
I mean the meme, not Snooki. That would be gross.
That was just revolting.
You are WAY too right!
Man, what a sausage fest.
Thank god Snooki and the other fat girl left their tops on. Come on Snooki, girl go on a diet. That sht is nasty
what am i lookin’ at here?
That, my friend, is the death of seasons, the bane of life. Gaze not for too long, lest ye risk your soul.
LOL! This should be a quote in the weekend gallery.
Every one in this shot is looking away from Snookie’s ass like it’s the Ark of the Covenant.
Oh “Blue Shirt Dude”, I don’t know who you are, but you have earned your money today, my friend.
The Superficial – Because She’s Ugly.
If I wanna see an ugly fat chick who thinks shes hot, I’ll go to Walmart on a warm Saturday afternoon.
The guy looks to be wrist deep.
Snooki loves being photographed, but apparently her bikini is camera-shy.
4-way death snatch
the cosmic chasm that will destroy us all
Look at the other guests. Never have they experienced such repulsion, shame and embarrassment. This is Vegas, mind you.
How can someone with no ass have stretch marks on their ass?
Are you a retard? She obviously has a butt.
I used to kind of want to do her.
Not anymore.
+1, filed under “time to cut down on the weed”
+2, filed under “kill yourself now and don’t admit that stuff even anonymously on the internet”
ewwwwww
Why does she always look like someone that needs to be fed pea soup when she wears those oversized glasses and hat…
How in the hell did they train Shamu to wear a hat and walk on its tail?
*Insert beached whale joke here*
The spring migration of the wildebeest has begun. As cows gather near a watering hole, several young males look on. Will this be their opportunity to mate?
No self respecting WIldebeest would touch that. Not even with another Wildebeest dick.
Ha ha well played!
She should have just borrowed Kim Kardashian’s leather pants.
…Don’t put your $10 pedicure at risk. Wear cleats when kicking your dignity another twenty feet.
Wow! That whole ‘As a fat kid, I keep my shirt on at the pool to hide my fatness’ strategy is paying serious dividends.
“Snooki hosted a pool party at Fat Republic in Vegas over the weekend”
There, I fixed it for you.
A man walks into a talent agent’s office and says that he has an act…
If Tysons was able to replicate those meaty thighs, they would solve world hunger.
Hillary Clinton wrote a new book: “It feeds a village”
Tibby!