Proving a long-held theory of mine that rock stars should never get married because Mick Jagger is 106 and still gets free ass, Slash is reportedly divorcing his wife of nine years and, basing this on absolutely nothing but them being on the same stage this weekend (Journalism!), is now entangled in a an epic struggle to turn Fergie‘s penis into a vagina using nothing but tasty licks. — That came out all kinds of wrong. Via Popeater:
Sources close to the pair tell TMZ “the breakup is extremely acrimonious.”
Slash and Perla’s date of separation is listed as July 15, 2010. There was no prenuptial agreement and Slash is reportedly willing to pay spousal support.
I love how they say Slash is “willing” to pay alimony as if there was some sort of choice in the matter. That’s like me saying I’m “willing” to die right after getting shot in the pancreas. “No, no, I want to pass away. This is all me. I’m in control here. Even when I just shit myself a minute ago. That was by choice.”
(I was supposed to describe dying not paying spousal support back there, wasn’t I? HIYO!)
Photos: Splash News
His shirt is awesome
I agree
I’d hit it.
i’ll be paying my wife alimony even though legally she blew it. btw take a slash means have a piss in england. never liked this guys stage name. or band.
fascinating!
but being ‘slashed’ in the uk means wasted, stoned, hiiiiigh….. say something nice or stfu
whoopee except his name’s slash, not slashed u plonka.
Listen up everyone:
If God blesses you and allows you to become a rock star, DO NOT EVER GET MARRIED.
Get it? ROCK STAR = UNLIMITED HOT WET YOUNG TIGHT PUSSY
Why do anything to interfere with this irrefutable equation?
GNR 89-93 baddest ass ever?
discuss.
in their context. they never did anything for me
2 good songs, and a lot of overrated rubbish.
they should have been brought up on capital charges for murdering dylan’s knockin on heaven’s door. sweet child was nails on a chalkboard. but i did lol once watching that sideways dancin diva axle rose trying to outsing mick jagger one nite on stage. he was in way over his head and came off pathetic.
Good comment, love it. And true. Axel Rose was always a dick.
Agreed
Oh my god thanks. I love rock, but could never get into GNR. I thought there was something wrong with me.
what a shot!!
Why does he always wear that silly flower pot on his head? Is he bald and its holding down his Halloween fright wig or what? He looks like he has a face lift, too, just like that other guy in his band, the singer, what’s his name.
the top hat is his shtick.
Why not? He just wants to go back to threesome with random chicks and their moms……
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that was def lepard.
Spousal support for around a year.
If thats not long enough for her to sort her life out and get a job then tough. When you get divorced you’re trying to get them out of your life not keep them around because you can’t look after yourself like a grown up should.
I rule…Gil
fergie looks good. i’d fuck her.
First
He has very nice teeth.
I really can’t tell if he is good looking or not since all I ever see are pictures of this guys teeth.
I think he’s related to the Cheshire Cat or Dr. Seuss’ – Cat in the Hat..
Fergie has been working on her fitness.
The first two picts of Fergie were pretty hot until pict 3 where her johnson is full frontal. I guess tucking technology has made some leaps.
dancin like a ho
ok im confused what does slash getting divorced have to with fergie and a penis dude sometimes your rants make no sense to anyone but you lol
Fergie is in the pictures with him if you scroll through the album, I was confused too.
pssssssst: SPERM IS HIS “TASTE” FROM NOW ON………..
I’m disappointed. No pee.
Hahahahahaha no pee
Wonder if Obama can still grow hair like that. Somebody photoshop that.
Ya, GNR sucked. Lets go listen to Drake,Bieber,Miley,(Insert auto-tune musician here or every disney creation)
i don´t know why but fergie looks really good here….?!
Part of the reason Fergie looks good is because we are so used to her looking bad. The fishnets, boots, leather with studs and cleavage are working, her legs look great, and the booty pose doesn’t hurt.
And she hasn’t pissed her pants yet, so that’s helping out too.
GOOD! I was involved in a transaction with Slash and Perla, and she is the world’s BIGGEST BITCH. He’s actually a really nice guy.