Sinead O’Connor Got Married

December 9th, 2011 // 68 Comments
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Proving that being immediately open and receptive to The Difficult Brown will land you a husband (Ladies?), Sinead O’Connor was married last night to some dude named Barry Herridge, who we know next to nothing about save his wanton lust for butt sex and its ability to override any and all rational decisions. On that note, let’s give these two lovebirds a proper Irish send-off. Ready your whistles, lads.

♫ When Difficult Browns are browning, sure ’tis like a morn in the spring,
In the lilt of Irish buggering you can hear the angels sing,
When Irish arses are filled all the world seems bright and gay,
And when Difficult Browns are browning, sure, they steal your heart away. ♫

From there it’s something about Danny Boy falling off a potato he once tried to difficult brown one fine morn, I forget the lyrics.

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  1. God is Black

    Never fails. Hey Ladies if you advertise you want Butt Sex badly ,Men will come begging! BaHaHaHa! Love the 101st Airborne haircut,Congratulations !

  2. Richard McBeef

    So, twas a Catholic wedding then I suppose?

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    Jim Bob
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    She’s a man…..man.

  4. V

    Gurlfrand…. open your eyes. He looks gayer than buying tickets for the Nutcracker in June.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Hey, giving up the balloon knot opens doors, ladies.

    You should try it more often. He will definitely return your calls.

  6. Cock Dr

    The insanity is so very strong in this one.
    Hey, good luck with that Sinead!

  7. hmna

    At least you don’t have to look at the Jesus tattoo while giving her the difficult brown.

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    Sizzle
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah with that thick Irish accent of hers, I’ll bet it’s easy to mishear “I actually have a vagina.”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Do people lose their minds in Vegas, or does Vegas attract people who whose minds are already lost?

  10. it had to be said

    Wait, did I just see Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving the CVS with a gallon of lube and cucumber? She’s getting MARRIED, baby!

  11. Colin

    Buttfucking a person withh a shaved head and chest tattoos… he’s gonna be pissed when they finally do missionary and finds out she’s a she.

  12. The only thing that could make this picture more complete would be a bow-legged leprechaun.

  13. catapostrophe

    OR:

    ” … to some dude named Barry Herridge, about whom we know next to nothing–save his wanton lust for butt sex and its [not it's] ability to override any and all rational decisions.”

    Just sayin’!

  14. BTW epic fucking song. I had a jaunty tune playing in my head when I read that.

  15. Johnny P!

    “I went to the Doctor and guess what he told me? (guess what he told me?)
    He said, ‘Girl you better stop having butt-sex no matter what you do!”, but he’s a fool.
    ‘Cause NOTHING compares…
    NO-THING compares to Brown!

  16. cc

    Geez she’s quite a catch. Lucky guy. *listen for sound of shriveling balls*

  17. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
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    Hairy arms,hairy pits,no make-up,tacky tats,a bald head and military boots under a pink dress…you cant get any more femine than that…
    *just puked a little in my own mouth*

    I can smell B.O,cigarettes and booze when I look at this pic…god knows what kinda nasty gunk he´ll find in the vaginal area (asuming this person is actually a woman).

  18. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
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    She´ll be shoving that candl up his ass later on…because we all know who the “man” is in THAT relationship is.

  19. TetterkeT

    “It’s been several hours and sixteen days… since you gave that butt away.”

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    cp3
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    Classy.

  21. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, at least she knows he’s not marrying her for her looks.

  22. Steelerchick

    I guess he’s going to have to grab on to her ears during sex.

  23. Arlo

    In her prime, i’d have gladly given her the difficult brown. Today, not so much.

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    kec232
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    She’ll shave her head but not her arms? Blasphemy.

  25. rican

    Well, guess who’s taking it up the ass tonight.

    • I’m stumped… which one?

      • Northeast Pennsylvania Association of Scrapple Producers

        I’d say ‘Jerry Sandusky’, but then, his wife bailed him out already. My second guess is ‘Chris Brown’, since we all know how much he like ass sex with men.

  26. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
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    She has more hair on that arm than her head…

  27. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
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    I guess he should be happy that at least she’s lost some weight…

  28. And it seems like it was only three months ago or so that Sinéad was publicly advertising for a man, and here she is getting married. How time flies… Wait—it *was* only three months ago that that happened. Let’s see if this marriage lasts as long.

    (Memo to Sinéad: At least hold on for 73 days.)

  29. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
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    What? Did he make her pay for her own wedding too? Lol
    She is nuts! -__-

  30. Donald Trump

    Well good for her – she looks happy! But when I see her, I can’t help thinking how god awful her cunt must stink.

  31. Dan

    Good on ya Sinead! Try to not to have any kids, now.

  32. eskwire

    So was John invited to the wedding? That was the guy she announced had “filled” the position when she made her desperate plea for Difficult Brown Action initially.

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    Solyenitzin
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    Is she marrying John Mcenroe?

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    Terry
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch’s right arm looks like a fucking man’s!

  35. Terry

    I give that shit a year before homey is seen with some real pussy. He doesn’t look in love. He is her therapy. She’ll be back to her muff diving ways soon.

  36. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
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    3 months ago she was begging for a date on the internet, and now she’s married? And with THAT face? But then I guess it’s turned the other way and biting the pillow the way she likes it.

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    yigg
    Commented on this photo:

    What is that tattoo of? It looks like a penguin with a fluffy coat

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    Wishing them happiness!

  39. Reading is Sexy

    You have a problem w/ a woman who likes anal sex??? What are you, some kind of pervert?

  40. tlmck

    In a further pathetic effort to remain relevant, Sinead will announce her divorce filing in 70 days.

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    De Vo
    Commented on this photo:

    They are both looking at that candle in a way that makes me think her husband wants to make that candle… a difficult shade of brown.

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    robertm2000
    Commented on this photo:

    Migod. She looks like Sinead O’connor in drag……

  43. mapaiko

    Aye, The Difficult Brown…you sir are truly a poet, nay, you should be the Poet Laureate!

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    paul kirkwood
    Commented on this photo:

    Hope she will be happy but deep down we all know what will happen.

  45. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
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    “Get used to that burning sensation you put in your first put that in your mouth”.

  46. Northeast Pennsylvania Association of Scrapple Producers

    How much of a hound for the butt sex do you have to be to marry this one just to get some? yikes! As if the shaved head and all her batshit crazy wasn’t enough, she gets a giant chest tattoo of Jesus?
    A chick I dated in college was a big fan of Sinead, and she insisted the shaved head was Sinead’s way of making sure nobody got so distracted by her incredible beauty they’d forget to focus on her singing talent. Considering what she looks like now, dontcha think it’s time to grow the hair back?

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    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    Man hands

  48. Sinead OConnor Barry Herridge Vegas Wedding
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    …oh, and dog jowls

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    Kat
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet everyone who commented on here is just drop dead gorgeous and ageless right? Right. Anyway, Sinead was once very beautiful, but we all get older. She was probably one of the only women I can think of who was still a looker with a shaved head! Can’t people ever just wish someone happiness instead of being such jerks?

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    Kat
    Commented on this photo:

    Jim Bob…….your a hick…..hick

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