Simona Fusco Stratten apparently decided to air off her boobs while vacationing in Hawaii. Clearly those things were burning up because, damn, I’m sorry Kim Kardashian lovers, but there is all kinds of things right with this woman. And not because Simona flashed her jubilees like the sea water is the antidote. Which pretty much makes her a shining beacon of inspiration. I mean, Jesus is sitting in heaven right now going “And, fuck, I just got served. Way to be, JC.”
Big thanks to Roy who saw boobs and knew to contact a real expert. Then eventually me when that guy didn’t get back to him.
NOTE: First four pics are NSFW because of the wind in the boobage.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Reflex, www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
Christina | March 27, 2008 at 5:22 pm
first.
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm
funbags funbags funbags funbags….
Randal | March 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm
What a beautiful smile Simona has!
sportsdvl | March 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm
FIRST!!!
Kim K | March 27, 2008 at 5:25 pm
HA! They’re so fake she can’t even feel anything when they fall out, so she doesn’t notice. Ugly old plastic bitch.
Feel_the_velvet | March 27, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Those pictures suck. Get the real, uncensored ones. What is this, 4th grade?
nikkk | March 27, 2008 at 5:25 pm
They wont uncensor WHYYYY
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Dude, this bitch is hot, why cant the women i work with dress/act like this in the break room?
Jimbojones | March 27, 2008 at 5:28 pm
How the fuck are these “NSFW” when the goddamn red stars don’t come off the nice bits?
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2008 at 5:29 pm
The first picture on the second page (pic #10) looks like Jimbo with his favorite niece, except it’s outdoors.
jesse | March 27, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Fish, you just pissed a lot of people off. FUCKING GET THOSE GOD DAMN FUCKING STARS THE FUCK OFF THOSE FUCKING BOOBS!!
jesse | March 27, 2008 at 5:31 pm
please
Mary | March 27, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Hey dumbfucks, you’re supposed to CLICK ON THE PICTURE after this page loads to get to the picture without the red stars.
MassGrrl | March 27, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Nice body. Great tits. Who the fuck is Samantha Fusco?
Yoseph | March 27, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Click the “Full Size” button under the picture, tards.
mrs.t | March 27, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Here’s something funny: the stars came right off for me, and I am probably 80% less interested in the nips than every male on this site. ok-50%, let’s be honest.
Could it be that THIS is the true genius of using a Mac?
Tom | March 27, 2008 at 5:35 pm
whitewomensuck.blogspot.com
Because you’d never see anyone but a slutty white woman doing this on a public non-nude beach.
Einstein | March 27, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Just click on the picture with the red stars fucking assclowns….
KC | March 27, 2008 at 5:36 pm
What a bunch of tards.
Little kids pulling down mommy’s suit: doing god’s work.
PrettyPinkPonies | March 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm
hey Tom
suck my slutty white vag
PrettyPinkPonies | March 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm
hey Tom
suck my slutty white vag
jesse | March 27, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Yeah, this is my first time at this site. I’ve never known that clicking on the picture again gets rid of the stars. Chyah, right! I’ve seen every nipple and vagina posted here.
Sad, I know, but it wasn’t fuckin working! You are the one that is the dumb fuck.
deacon jones | March 27, 2008 at 5:47 pm
@17
I guess that excludes Scary Spice?
Matty | March 27, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I love tits as much as the next guy, but honestly… who the fuck is this chick?
Rossco | March 27, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Quite unfortunately a couple of the otherwise awesome pics there have their jerk-factor ruined due to children being visible. Dammit! :(
mrs.t | March 27, 2008 at 5:48 pm
#23-I don’t think Scary counts as a ‘woman’ at this time.
adrien | March 27, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I had the same problem with viewing the uncensored photos. Delete your temp internet files, and access the site again and you shouldn’t have any problems.
sportsdvl | March 27, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Nice tits, who is this chick though?
Oh, #4 – seriously troll. I’m not on here enough to have my own troll. Just how pathetic is your life?
#1 – loser!
Mike | March 27, 2008 at 5:50 pm
@25
That’s the best part dummy!
what? | March 27, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I’m sorry Superfish, I don’t know what your thing is with this woman, but I don’t find her to be hot at all. Her face is ugly and she has a serious case of major cellulite. She has no curves and is shaped like a stick and she owns one hell of a FLAT ASS, celullite filled and all. I know you find anything in a bikini hot, but c’mon, refine your taste a little and rise your standards a bit.
Now Kim Kardashian, that’s a very different story my friend. Kim Kardashian is a motherfucking goddess of hotness. She’s soo beautiful, she has those perfect boobs, that incredible ass, that perfectly curvy body, and she’s hotter than fire. Kim Kardashian is *roaaaar* fucking insanely HOT. This bitch is NOT. Comparing them is insulting to Kim.
Sheryl | March 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm
“I clicked on her nipples but nothing happened”
Sadly, for the male commenters, that statement holds true here AND in the real world.
Mambo | March 27, 2008 at 5:53 pm
peach of an arse
Rick | March 27, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Saying “Kim Kardashian is *roaaaar* fucking insanely HOT” is insanely GAY.
mrs.t | March 27, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I’m loving ‘peach of an arse’. That will be my new motivational phrase as I suffer through lunges tomorrow morning. Thank you. And my husband thanks you, kind sir.
arligt | March 27, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Children children, behave!
Can’t we just hold hand and sing “We are all big dumb-fucks, we are all the best”. Because I realy think we should all just enjoy this retardish fuckerchic instead of just point fingers at the mentaly-retarded ones slobbering around on this post (no names, no names). Everyones has their right of expressing the retardedness you know.
Exept for Jimbojones, numb 9. Let’s all just bully him all evening long.
Ang | March 27, 2008 at 5:57 pm
#30′s daily routine obviously involves a lot of masturbation. And a lot of Clearasil.
catmore | March 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Goddamn she needs to do some fucking squats that lower body is godawful compared to the upper.
She’d be smokin if she didn’t have an old lady cottage cheese ass.
josh | March 27, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Eminem called, he wants the pictures of his mom back.
Kim4life
Will | March 27, 2008 at 6:04 pm
damn… she’s fucking Hot as hell!
thats a slammin’ body
Meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 6:04 pm
The same people arguing with me before about whether or not this chick is hot are the same people that couldn’t even figure out how to see the non censored version of Fusco’s titties..hahahahahaahaha.
Andy | March 27, 2008 at 6:06 pm
She looks great, for a mom. Which means next to a young hot chick she looks AWFUL.
Trover | March 27, 2008 at 6:07 pm
She is hawt.
She must have hired the same agent as Paris, LiLo, that ugly chick from the OC, and KK. Go nekkid, get some fame, bank some dollars, then get ridiculed forever.
Ted Mosby | March 27, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Those are my favorite kind of nipples.
Cynthia | March 27, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Are you supposed to broil silicone like that?
Oedipus | March 27, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Moms are waaaaay sexier than girls your own age.
T | March 27, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I know that this site is pretty much a free for all and not to be taken all that seriously, and I enjoy reading most of the stories because they’re hilarious, but can I just ask: is it necessary to speak of Jesus Christ in such a derogatory manner? I’m know the objective is to be funny and I’m not a crazy radical bible thumper but I am Catholic and I find it very offensive.
BTW Kim Kardashian is MUCH HOTTER than this chick. She’s hotter than most chicks.
Babalu | March 27, 2008 at 6:21 pm
You guy’s must be fucking nuts, she is so fucking hot. If you don’t think so go shoot yourself or something and stop contaminating the gene pool… Kim Kardashian is a fat whore, open your eyes
nikkk | March 27, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Yeah it wasn’t working for the first few people who commented. including me. Now it is. So stfu
Meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Mmmmmmm..Oldie Hawn and leather skin. That’s fucking sexy. I like the “throw my head back cackling with glee” pose. She looks so free, so full of life..wait a second, not really. She actually looks like she’ll be dead in about..3 years. Maybe from some kind of prescription drug bad mix cock-tail, or maybe from eating rotten Hummus, or perhaps Aspartame will be to blame for this ladies demise.
Meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 6:30 pm
There was no point in time where the pictures never worked, you’re all just fucking morons and can’t handle simple functions like pointing and clicking. You would think since all of you are using Winblows aka Windows for the most part pointing and clicking wouldn’t really be that hard of a task. Or, you’re all 12 year old boys who haven’t been desensitized by the cavernous void that is a woman’s vagina so when you see a pair of titties with disgusting ass tan lines all of the blood that should be in your brains goes directly to your penis. Either way, TITTIES!