The last time we checked in on Simon Cowell‘s love life, he was being robbed by a one-night stand after a series of failed relationships where women wouldn’t stay with his money while he perpetually cheated on them. (Dames, amirite?) So after that the only logical step is to just start hiring prostitutes. Or Carmen Electra. Whatever you want to call it. Via HuffPost Entertainment:
Cowell called in to 102.7 KIIS FM’s “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” on Wednesday and revealed that he and the “Baywatch” babe, who was previously married to Dave Navarro and Dennis Rodman, are seeing each other.
When Seacrest asked Cowell whether or not he is dating Electra, the former “American Idol” judge admitted, “She’s not my girlfriend. We’re people who date. She’s adorable, isn’t she?”
Granted, Simon Cowell is nowhere near the level of fame he was during his Idol heyday, he is so sloppy, crazy rich that there’s not a single man, woman or child he couldn’t bang if he wanted to. So the fact that he’d pick Carmen Electra of all people makes absolutely zero sense. That’s like walking into an awesome restaurant that will make anything you could ever want to eat and going, “Do you have just an old, half-eaten sandwich laying in the back? Preferably one that still tastes like Dennis Rodman. Ooh, and with a pinch of Dave Navarro.”
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I wonder if they “motorboat” each other
Wait, wait, wait… Yep, I have ONE MORE FART! Huunnnggghhhppmmffff
I think it’s sort of a syndrome of people who toil in obscurity during their youth and then become rich and famous in the middle of their lives: “Remember 20 years ago when I wanted to bang Carmen Electra? Well, now I can!” It’s not really a question of being able to do better, it’s more about fulfilling the wishes of that kid with his face pressed against the window of hot chicks you couldn’t have back then.
True. It’s like buying the car you couldn’t afford when young. But considering her choices in men she must have issues too.
You hit the nail on the head with that one Tom.
And I’m willing to bet she’s a phenomenal lay as well. Like the type that moans and groans while she’s giving a blowjob. That’s marriage material right there.
BS, he’s banging dudes
Banging a broad that Dennis Rodman stuck his dick in is like eating soup that Typhoid Mary puked in.
huh, and here i thought she was still engaged.
After Dennis Rodman I’ll bet putting your penis in her is like having sex with Pillsbury dough.
How could you not feel just a little bit inadequate after knowing she’s had sex with donkey kong?
I dunno what the issue is — I’d bang her in a heartbeat.
Get it before its expiration date. Otherwise the wheelchair will get in the way.
Rodman has Herpes complex 7, which can eat through aluminum foil and latex gloves in minutes, which means that Cowel probably has the drip and sores that mimic Mt Mc Kinley on his privates
I was going to say I’d hit it until you dropped that unproven yet highly likely bomb on me. Rodman (and Navarro for that matter) probably have poisoned that well beyond repair and considering neither of them stuck around, I take it there may not be much there besides the sex.
Me and Simon seem to have the same taste in women. I know I would nail Carmen’s ass all day every day. No questions asked.
Hey if I had Simon’s money i’d buy her too. I wouldn’t even use a condom and still be happy with my purchase when my dick falls off.
“I need a volunteer from the audience for a motorboat!”
If you had everything you wanted in life wouldn’t you think to yourself “I wonder if she is any good?” Carmen Electra is Beluga caviar. A lot of people have had it and some might think it’s good, but it’s not something the common man will know. It’s something to try.
Yikes! She better not get those nails too close to her boobs!
“Heeeey!!! Why are you all wearing earplugs?!”
In all fairness, all partygoers agreed the performance was easier on the ears than LeAnn Rimes
“Ouch! My hernia’s coming in again!”
Obvious tranny behind her is obvious
Carmen bangs anyone with money.
But can’t you just imagine the boob on boob action?
She just looks dirty. Like she needs a bath. Lol
Sorry, I don’t get the appeal. Fake bolt-ons, horrible tan, a trainwreck face, and way too much makeup.
Someone please explain.
I don’t think you’ll like my explanation: it’s the fake bolt-ons, tan,… LOL, in all seriousness though, she has incredible eyes and she exudes so much sexuality. The fact that her funbags have got to be some of the best fake ones out there sure helps.
She’s like Paula Abdul with bolt-ons.
Am I the only one that forgot Carmen Electra ever existed
Its nice to marry a trophy skank after you had success. In reality I like Electra, shes still hot even after marrying the Worm more than 10 years ago. I thought that would destroy her essential organs. rodman has his own special STD.
She l;ooks old and the bolt ons are very obvious.