Sienna Miller puts makeup on her butt

February 8th, 2007 // 65 Comments
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Sienna Miller says she got makeup put on her butt to cover up stretch marks while doing her nude scenes in Factory Girl. She tells Closer magazine:

“They spray makeup all over your body so you don’t see the stretch marks that we girls all have. One day I’ll wake up and my bum will be on the floor.”

To be fair I put makeup on my genitals. Not to cover anything up, just to make my penis appear smaller than it really is. I speak from experience when I say my penis in its natural state would knock women out from awe.

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  1. At-Law

    1st.

  2. didey23

    whats your point?

  3. Ed Bambrick

    Maybe the make-up artists just couldn’t tell which end was which.

  4. smaddox

    congratulations on being first…

    (no irony here)

  5. yolatengo

    god. how long til her 15 min are up?? this bitch has been nothing but hype and i am already fucking sick of her face..

  6. meee

    i dont have stretch marks actually. never have. so sienna can eat it.

  7. Nimuë LaMer

    I never, ever heard of this bimbo until I read that Jude Law was stepping out on her with the girl from the Minute Mart or something like that.

    I thought he was gay.

  8. Lowlands

    I start to develop some sympathy for this Sienna Miller girl.Many other girls would say they didn’t wear make up at all.

  9. Ted...From LA

    meee,
    What are you doing tonight?

  10. anothershityear

    i’m trying to construct a humorous remark here, that her makeup ended up on someone else’s butt too (meaning her face was.. well you got it)

    any help anyone?
    getting back to the shitty-fuck job, any takers run with it

  11. serena

    i have them but not on my butt.

    my butt is glorious and perfect.

  12. Lizzle

    Did she get makeup on her teeth, too. They’re looking a little yellow.

  13. LL

    I’m pretty sure I don’t have stretch marks, but I rarely examine my own ass really closely, so I could be wrong. I think it is a bit presumptuous of Sienna Miller, one of the worst-dressed women in entertainment, to assume that because she’s got stretch marks (from what, exactly? inquiring minds want to know), that means every other chick in the world does as well. Restrict your comments to your own ass, Sierra, don’t be talkin’ about nobody else’s.

  14. ch474

    Seriously, who is the cum-catcher with a bad dye job, and why would anyone care? Nice to see in this day and age that actresses can still claw their way to the middle and fuck their way to the bottom.

  15. N@ughty

    ur penis is in its natural state? so that means it’s…um…big? hey! did i give u my phone number??? lmao
    ~N@ughty
    seriously, u want it???

  16. Lowlands

    (9)Hey Ted…Let’s have at pm 8.00 some dinner.Don’t forget to take your purse with you.
    (11)I expect anything but all the Superfish female posters have a glorious and perfect butt,ofcourse.

  17. GooniesNeverSayDie

    I wonder if they can spray something on Cisco Adler to help him out….

  18. Flush it all away

    I thought most women had small stretch marks around their hips, no? Did her butt also experience a rapid growth spurt? Is this woman famous for anything other than dating Jude Law?

  19. anothershityear

    #18 uh, yes, putting makeup on her butt

  20. XeoRad

    And who is this? Like, how do these people become “famous”?

  21. haveapez

    I barely even know who this chick is and I’m sick of her. Die please.

  22. Lexy

    who would belive this crap all they want to do is gossip and it is all a lie they just wanna has normal lives but these perverts are taking pictures of there asses!

  23. Lexy

    who would believe this crap she just wants to have a normal life but still have a career and here these cameras are taking pictures of her ass

  24. Pikachelsea

    No stretch marks anywhere on me, either. Nice attempt to bail out you and your saggy butt though, Sienna.

  25. Ted...From LA

    She should donate enough of this stuff to fill a bath tub for Kirstie Alley.

  26. combustion8

    Just another reason why hot women should NOT bare children.

  27. Niecy

    She is a nobody. Don’t post anything about her.

  28. wow

    She’s so … unexciting. I don’t understand why everyone dislikes her…. unless it’s because shes such a boring nobody… then I guess that makes sense.

  29. RussianMafia

    Does she have children? I have no stretch marks.. Either she lost and gained and lost a bunch of weight or had a child… WTF??

  30. luv2bthin

    #17 that was a good one!

  31. WiseMan

    She’s nothing special.

  32. chelleann66

    Slightly modified Sienna quote could be used by Cisco Adler…

    “They spray makeup all over your body so you don’t see the stretch marks that we guys all have on our junk. One day I’ll wake up and my nuts will be on the floor.”

    Too late, Cisco.

  33. LL

    Sorry, I meant “Sienna” with two Ns in that last reference, not with two Rs.

  34. SugarBeet

    Anyone can get stretch marks (men and women) pretty much anywhere on their bodies (behind, hips, anywhere on the legs, upper arms, boobs, belly, even on the inside of your elbows) . You can get them from gaining and losing weight in a short period of time, having a baby, lifting weights (rapid increase in muscle mass)and having a growth spurt (so you can get them during puberty just by growing taller, and not getting fat). Some people have a genetic predisposition to get stretch marks. Some people are not. For all of you who don’t have stretch marks, well good for you. Pat yourself on your back. For all of you who do have stretch marks, well…so does the Rock (check out his shirtless scenes in Walking Tall), Salma Hyack (on her boobs, very obvious in a lot of photos) and plenty of other super sexy celebrities have them, too. It’s no big deal. I don’t understand why people make such a deal of it.

  35. SugarBeet

    Anyone can get stretch marks (men and women) pretty much anywhere on their bodies (behind, hips, anywhere on the legs, upper arms, boobs, belly, even on the inside of your elbows) . You can get them from gaining and losing weight in a short period of time, having a baby, lifting weights (rapid increase in muscle mass)and having a growth spurt (so you can get them during puberty just by growing taller, and not getting fat). Some people have a genetic predisposition to get stretch marks. Some people are not. For all of you who don’t have stretch marks, well good for you. Pat yourself on your back. For all of you who do have stretch marks, well…so does the Rock (check out his shirtless scenes in Walking Tall), Salma Hyack (on her boobs, very obvious in a lot of photos) and plenty of other super sexy celebrities have them, too. It’s no big deal. I don’t understand why people make such a deal of it.

  36. SugarBeet

    Anyone can get stretch marks (men and women) pretty much anywhere on their bodies (behind, hips, anywhere on the legs, upper arms, boobs, belly, even on the inside of your elbows) . You can get them from gaining and losing weight in a short period of time, having a baby, lifting weights (rapid increase in muscle mass)and having a growth spurt (so you can get them during puberty just by growing taller, and not getting fat). Some people have a genetic predisposition to get stretch marks. Some people are not. For all of you who don’t have stretch marks, well good for you. Pat yourself on your back. For all of you who do have stretch marks, well…so does the Rock (check out his shirtless scenes in Walking Tall), Salma Hyack (on her boobs, very obvious in a lot of photos) and plenty of other super sexy celebrities have them, too. It’s no big deal. I don’t understand why people make such a deal of it.

  37. Carsten5577

    All women have stretch marks on their asses? How come? I thought only women who gave birth had them.

  38. SugarBeet

    Sorry for the triple post. I’m having technical difficulties here. Not sure if it’s me or my computer.

  39. Carsten5577

    “She is a nobody. Don’t post anything about her.”

    She’s famous for two things 1) fucking Jude Law; and 2) fucking that guy from Star Wars on camera during filming.

    She’s your typical Hollywood whore (huh…I mean actress…) who got where she is by opening her legs to the right people.

  40. 86

    I thought that was pic of Rebecca Romeijneinjnnnn.

  41. lambman

    she looks 35

  42. lambman

    40- HOW DARE YOU Rebecca Romijn is one of the most beautiful women in the world.

    Sienna is like a taller older Olsen twin

  43. 86

    42 I beg to differ.

  44. Bigicedaddy

    The only thing they could spray on Cisco Adler 2 help him out would be like rat poison!!! lots n lots of it

  45. Bigicedaddy

    Cause that thing between his legs gotta be the biggest badest n ugliest New York subway rat i ever seen!

  46. meee

    probably you ted…from LA. CALL ME hot stuff!

  47. doxiegal

    Look – what is the All We Girls B.S. This girl is HALF my age and I don’t have any freakin stretch marks on my arse. Speak for yourself not on behalf of ALL We Girls – geez-us-h!!

  48. wedgeone

    Does that mean that they sprayed makeup on her snatch to cover up those stretch marks also?

  49. Paris Hilton Is the Shit!

    Who in the hell is Sienna Miller again? And WHY is she all over the tabloids? Gees. Who effing cares.

  50. Carsten5577

    Nice yellow teeth. Disgusting.

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