Sienna Miller is Pregnant. Suck It, Jude Law!

After two attempts to have a relationship with Jude Law blew up in her face thanks to his insatiable love for banging his children’s nannies – Or “Schwarzenegger Syndrome” for those of you in the medical field. – Sienna Miller has finally exacted her revenge by letting some hipster (Tom Sturridge? Sounds made up.) ejaculate into her vagina without a condom on, according to Us Weekly. Because if there’s one clear way to get back at a man, it’s getting knocked up years after we dumped you and having a baby that’s in no way, shape or form our responsibility. Goddamn, you women are cold.

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