Shia LeBeouf arrested for trespassing

November 5th, 2007 // 68 Comments

Transformers star Shia LeBeouf was arrested around 2:30 a.m. Sunday morning at a Chicago Walgreens after he refused to leave the store, according to CBS News:

A security guard repeatedly told LaBeouf that he wasn’t welcome and had to leave because he appeared to be drunk, police said.
When the actor refused to leave, the security guard detained him and called police.
After he was arrested, LaBeouf was “very courteous and polite,” and he posted bond before 7 a.m., police said.

Here’s what’s sad about this post. This is the most scandalous piece of celebrity gossip that happened all weekend. Shia LabiaOf (sp?) gets a bit tipsy, wanders into a pharmacy and has to spend the night in the drunk tank. He didn’t even do something cool like steal a police cruiser. Lame. I’m going to read something more interesting. Like the ingredients off a box of cereal. 25% riboflavin! NO WAY!


  1. ollietofaceplant

    “He’s Optimally Primed”….Fuck I’m a dork

  2. blackpixie

    Looks like I’m not the only thirty something lusting after Shia. Fish, please do more Shia in the future if you want to keep us womens happy.

  3. george jetson

    shia was actually caught giving hand jobs for nickels down on congress and s. michigan avenue. I SEEN IT!

  4. nagger please

    jews own everything and everyone.

  5. Rosa Parks

    Especially you, #54, now get back to workin’.

  6. Miguelito

    Yeah, #54, but they’re all crazy and miserable and going to hell, so it kind of evens out.

  7. mm


  8. jacknasty

    lets ignore this story so young male celebs dont start to think we care about what they do when they get drunk. Are there pics of his vagina when he got in the squad car? Then why would we care?

  9. cactusman

    lol yeah #56 WE’RE ALL JUST CRAZY AND MISERABLE AND GOING TO HELL! Jesus Christ (and I can say that..I’m more related to him than you are ahaha), you sound nuttier than Pink’s ballsack. This is why I never take racists seriously.. every one I’ve ever seen post something on here sounds like they are mentally deficient and their arguments make absolutely no sense. So keep renting movies and buying shit cause half your money is going into Jews’ pockets. Ha. Haa. HA. HAAAA. HAAAAAAA. You dumb little shit, I always have the last laugh.

  10. last laugh

    IF you saw this guy walking down the street, would you see him as handsome? Showstopper?
    I think not, just look at him! He’s a very average….even below average i would say. It’s the money/fame and you know it.
    Oh and Shia needs a jaw implant too.

  11. ella

    QUACK! thank you for noticing the LabiaOf. I thought that was freaking hilarious and i am surprised nobody else said anything.

    for the record, i adore this man. ahhh, so hot, want to touch the hiney, owwwrooooo…

  12. RaraAvis

    Does anyone know which Chicago Walgreens this took place at?

  13. Taylor

    I’ve been to that Walgreens…who hasn’t when they live in Chicago?

    The employees are kind of jack ass-y. But it’s his fault mostly.

    I loved him in Disturbia and Transformers, though. He looks hot — wait no scratch that. He looks hot from the chin up to his nose. The rest of his face scares me.

  14. blackpixie

    @60 You must be a guy. Aaaaw, don’t feel bad, I’m sure you have some cute qualities too. What does it for me is Shia’s sense of humor. I first noticed him on Even Stevens, and thought he was adorable and funny. Loved him on Disturbia and Transformers too. I just don’t see him going Lohan on us.

  15. Fake

    “Detained” by a security guard? Here’s the normal man’s solution: “Yo Holmes, get your hands off me”, {removes hands}, leaves.

  16. wanna-B

    Teee Heee! This kinda crap keeps the world turning. I say who gives a dang. talk about petty crimes. Hoooraay 4 shia cause he’s a hot drunk!!

  17. Joe Jones

    hey at least hes not a borin old sod sat at home playin game cube, give the guy a rest….

  18. Joe Jones

    hey at least hes not a borin old sod sat at home playin game cube, give the guy a rest….

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