Shia LaBeouf Threatened To Stab The Guy Helping Him After Bar Fight

October 20th, 2011 // 36 Comments

When Shia LaBeouf found himself getting his face punched in by a shirtless Canadian lumber ox, kind Samaritan Shea Carter who apparently was not a “bro” of the actor or had even met him before, helped a drunken Shia up and convinced him to “lay low” before shit got out of hand. So basically your typical, friendly fight breaker-upper who I like to politely puke on as my way of saying thanks. Shia, on the other hand, prefers talk of knives and shoving them into throats. I blame graffiti. TMZ reports:

Afterward, Carter — a local hip hop artist and bar regular — tried to stop Shia from getting back inside, but LaBeouf got aggressive, spouting, “Well what if I grabbed my knife on you?”
Carter says he quickly grabbed Shia in an effort to protect himself in case the knife threat was serious.
Carter says the actor eventually walked away … so he went back inside the bar. But moments later, Carter says, Shia appeared outside a window and made a throat-slashing gesture at him … before leaving for the night.

Of all the shit I cover on a daily basis, if there’s one thing I absolutely, 100% believe without question, it’s that Shia LaBeouf stood drunkenly wobbling outside a bar window making throat-cutting gestures like a crazy person. To put it in perspective, if this were a poker game, I’d be shoving all my chips plus a baby into the pot while saying, “all in.” (Full Disclosure: I actually try to bet a baby on every hand mostly because Super System 2 had way too many words. Just way too many.)

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  1. cc

    Hahahaha, that’s actually quite funny. If he threatened to stab me, I’d invite him to do just that and when he missed me completely, I beat his face in.

    Would being famous as the guy who Shia’s face in get me laid, btw?

  2. Big Johnson

    I’ve never like him. Future crazy guy on the street corner with nasty cuts and bruises all over him.

  3. Deacon Jones

    That’s what happens to Giants fans….

    They secretly hate themselves.

    • Richard McBeef

      That’s what happens to skinny leg jean wearing bitch hipster dudes that think they are bad ass motherfuckers. Homeboy should stick to wearing scarves and sucking his own dick over his “art” projects.

  4. Frank Burns

    He’s just guaranteed that he’ll be all alone next time an shirtless fat dude is using his head as a punching bag. For a ‘star’ LaBeouf seems to be lacking an entourage, spending his time drinking alone, riding his bike alone, so he must be an extreme super-douche if not even Hollywood leeches will hang on to him.

  5. Dan

    LaBeouf the turbo douche!

  6. karlito

    some people want fame and recognition so much but when they get it, they can’t handle it. too much fame, too much money. is this what happens? you bang Megan Fox and she rejects you because you have a small wee-willie wacker so you become a drunken a-hole looking for fights everywhere you go.

  7. Fester

    Shia: “I’m not an actual tough-guy but I play one in phenomenally shitty movies.”

  8. Brian

    Shia is a prime example of a total douchebag!! The guy can’t even act.

  9. Lemmiwinks

    It was a simple mistake. When the fight started Shia pushed the wrong button and Transformed into a complete pussy. It happens to the best of them… although that has no relevance in this instance.

  10. Weston Cage

    Shia LaBeouf? Ha! Even I could kick HIS ass!

  11. anon

    So was it the guy with the crutches, Shia’s threatening to cut? LOL

    • Pat C.

      He figures eventually he’ll find SOMEONE he can beat up – maybe he’ll pick a fight with an 89 year old lady next.

  12. Judge Hershey

    Cryer LaDouche

  13. kulit


  14. Donald Trump

    Cut the guy some slack will ya? When he first arrived on the Hollywood scene, everyone was fawning over him – calling him an exceptional talent, and proclaiming him to be the next big star. That must have gone to his head. But the poor schmuck hasn’t lived up to any of that hype. He’s a shit actor in shit movies. He must be crushed inside….what blow to an ego, that’s already suffering from “little man” syndrome.

  15. lily

    haha i loved watching that video of the fat shirtless guy beating the shit out of him…hes such a giant tool and an even bigger pussy with ZERO talent. how are people like this famous?

  16. Idea Man

    That’s what he gets for being a “do gooder”. Instead he should have held Shia down and forced his mouth open so fat boy could shit in it.

    Then maybe Shia might be less inclined to be a douchebag…but then again maybe he like Asian porn and it would only make things worse.

    Who knows…I only know that when a drunk tard is telling me he’s gonna stab me in the throat I’m running away….not “grabbing” him…but whateva.

  17. Venom

    If I ever see the guy that beat this douche up, I am buying him drinks for a week straight. They should make T shirts with his face on it hailing him as a hero.

  18. MInky Wail

    Oh that Louis, what a scamp!

  19. Shia LaBeouf Fight Knife
    Commented on this photo:

    So sad…he used to be funny…now he is just an ass. It’s too bad.

  20. Standard Deviant

    And this guy pretends to have banged Megan Fox? If there is one thing I’ve learned during my travels in rejection land is that girls don’t respond well to wimps. Well, they respond but few men survived to tell about the scorching barrage of annihilation girls call NO!

  21. Michael

    Yikes! People give Megan Fox shit, but do you see her do this dumb shit? And even if she does, she keeps it private. She’s not a famewhore. And I agree with Standard Deviant, because there’s no way the she and Shia got intimate. Then she REALLY would be fucked up.

    Louis Stevens has jumped the fucking shark. Someone get Christy Carlson Romano to reel him in.

  22. MJB

    This guy looks like the male version of Pippa Middleton: weasely looking and beady-eyed. And you don’t really know what they’re famous for. At least Shia had somewhat of a promising acting career.
    I think Shia’s suffering from Russell Crowe Syndrome. He feels he has to prove his masculinity/heterosexuality by fighting. I have it on somewhat good authority that Russell Crowe likes trannies. I think Shia’s got something going on. He’s said some really weird crap about his mother in interviews. It wouldn’t surprise me if he were abused.

    • Tinklepants Astronaut

      Yah, I vaguely recall him describing a pretty messed up childhood, and maybe that is what we are seeing play out here?

  23. Nacho

    As a Knife fighter mt self i know you don’t threaten some one with your blade you just us it

    so Mr La dusheeee was full of crap

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