Shia LaBeouf Got His Ass Kicked For Filming A Chick Throwing Up

October 14th, 2013 // 15 Comments
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It’s been way too long since we’ve had a feel-good Shia LaBeouf getting his ass beat post, so here’s Gossip Cop with a report that Shia recently got his dick kicked in because he thought it’d be hilarious to laugh and film a random chick throwing up outside of a bar in London:

The actor, currently in England to film Fury, was walking through Leicester Square when he came across two sisters, Ash and Isis Nawaz, who had taken ill.
LaBeouf is said to have used his camera phone to film one of the women throwing up.
When LaBeouf allegedly ignored her request to leave them alone, a bystander reportedly intervened, striking the star in the face and kicking him in the crotch.
According to local outlets, security guards from a nearby club broke up the fracas and LaBeouf left the scene.

In The Beef’s defense, he did just make a five-hour porno/comedy for Lars Von Trier and can’t just masturbate to normal things like you or I anymore. Puking women is all he has, don’t you see?!

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  1. Nice skinny jeans.

  2. EricLR

    At least she was just puking in the toilet, not watching her career go down it.

  3. who told him those jeans were a good idea?

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    Commented on this photo:

    Getting kicked in the ding-ding with a name like Shia, means he has a small bell.

  5. So michael lohan punted his vagina?

  6. Can we build a statue honoring the man who beat this jackoff up? I would pay the equivalent of a movie ticket price to see the video of this happening.

  7. Convex

    How does this bag of douchery keep getting hired?

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    Meshuggah Tits
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    He’s brave to wear his velvet jeggings.

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    Yossarian
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s right, Shia… Keep practicing that tortured soldier face. I am the most method, deep, fart-sniffing-est actor… right after James Franco of course. No one can stand up to this amount of badassery in combat boots and velvet jeans. Aw shit, I need another triple venti half sweet non-fat caramel macchiato.”

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    LaBeouf’s Creed: This is my doucheness. There are many like me, but… c’mon you know I am special. My doucheness is my best friend. It is my life. I have master it like I will never master method. My doucheness, without me, is useless. Without my doucheness, I am useless… and still an asshole.

  11. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    The anti-douche backlash has begun.

  12. Feel-good story of the day.

  13. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    Oh look! Shia even points his toes inward. Awwwwww! How cute!

  14. You had me at “Shia LaBeouf got his ass kicked”, the rest of the story is just boring filler.

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