Shia LaBeouf is Hipster Jesus Now and Other News

March 9th, 2012 // 44 Comments

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- Dennis Quaid‘s wife files for divorce so just assume she banged Russell Crowe, too. [HuffPost Entertainment]

- Of course Rush Limbaugh defended Joseph Kony in 2011. [BuzzFeed]

- Take a trip down memory lane with Victoria’s Secret. [theCHIVE]

- The twin sister of the chick who murdered Heath Ledger is quitting acting. [Dlisted]

- Cameron Diaz is the new face of Tag Heuer, so if you’re a shareholder, SELL! SELL! SELL! [Lainey Gossip]

- Ashley Tisdale‘s Twitter account could use some work. (See: Gomez, Selena) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lady Gaga isn’t even trying anymore. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Rihanna tries to piece together what appears to be an evening of date rape in this new Armani ad. [Popoholic]

- Jessica Simpson threatens physical violence, surprisingly not over any type of baked goods. [TooFab]

- Winter’s 100 Steamiest Sports Hottie Twit Pics [Bleacher Report]

- Here’s the sexiest dream I’ve ever had Jaime Foxx dancing in his underwear. [The Fab Life]

- Drop everything! Jessica Biel is finally wearing her engagement ring in public. [Popsugar]

- Steven Tyler: ‘Everyone in Aerosmith is rich because I’m an asshole.’ No, really. [Starpulse]

- A first look at Johnny Depp‘s sensitive portrayal of American Indians in The Lone Ranger. [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Natasha Yi [Heavy]

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  1. God is Black

    Hold on,Shia is a Juden and Jesus really did love marlboros, coffee and mp3s ?

  2. Any Guy

    he looks like Daniel Day Lewis’ retarded son.

  3. Frank Burns

    Watch out Ashton Kutcher! Shia LaBeouf is catching up to you quick in the “punchable face” ratings!

  4. ingie

    Sad Keanu you are not.

  5. Deacon Jones

    I cannot fully express the depth of my hatred of hipsters in words.

    Everytime I see these fuckers with their skin tight jeans and yellow sunglasses I want to curb kick them.

    • Shasta

      Don’t ever come to the art quarter of the U of Minnesota. On second thought, do. I’d love to watch those hipsters get their skulls smashed open. Plus, it might make good art.

      • Richard McBeef

        Minneapolis is filled with more skinny leg jean and ironic mustached pussies than anywhere else in the midwest.

      • Richard McBeef

        oh and ski-u-mah-fucker! go go golden gophers

        *high five*

      • goldy

        Heh? I was just there. Nobody was dressed Amish or like they were on their rumspringa. (Stole that from Dlisted, ha.)

      • Shasta

        McBeef, they’re the original hipsters. They drank PBR and grew their mustaches before it was cool.

        *high five*

  6. Dan

    He looks like this and undoubtedly still gets more women then me. *sigh*

  7. Labiaf

    The molested has now become the molestor.

  8. Richard McBeef

    This guy, Dax Shepard, and the I’m a Mac guy, plus me with a fucking katana.

    Goddamn, now I have to beat this thing down again or I won’t be able to leave my office.

  9. El Jefe

    I did not think it was possible for this guy to become a bigger douchebag than he was and lo and behold, he proved me wrong. It is like a competition between him and Franco to see who is the biggest d bag in Hollywood.

  10. Colin

    It’s like he’s trying to be Russell Crowe, but forgot that he’s worthless.

  11. steve canyon

    let’s wonder: WHAT BIBLE IS HE READING, folks?

  12. Do they have to delouse him before he goes into Starbuck’s?

  13. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Beard Ugly Sweater
    Commented on this photo:

    Off to beat up some old lady

  14. Rutger

    He needs to join a movement, peacecorp and such.


  16. Seriously

    Somehow Dennis Quaid’s wife files for divorce… before him. I don’t even understand how he didn’t beat her to it. Or how it didn’t happen years ago. Or how he even got the idea in his head that she was someone who he wanted to not only regularly associate with but actually live with. SHE IS THE GODDAMNED DEVIL… ask ANYONE in Austin who knows her, has worked for her, has met her, or has even had the misfortune to have observed her in public. Kimberly Buffington-Quaid is the one of the worst human beings on this planet.

    • El Jefe

      Quaid and his wife are sue happy asshole whack jobs. It was inevitable that they would eventually sue each other for divorce.

  17. If he’s angling to get into another bar fight, that sweater should just about do it.

  18. Shasta

    I do have to give him some props. He managed to look like an even douchier version of Christian Bale. That takes skill.

  19. Jesse

    That is not a hipster, that is disgusting is what it is.
    As for all you hipster haters, get some therapy.
    You sound like Hitler and remember what goes around comes around. I bet you are no prize.

    • credit

      Go plug in your steampunk ipod nano.

    • Frank Burns

      Worse than hipsters is aspiring to be a hipster and failing. Get up from your desk and head over to Urban Outfitters at the mall, then to the thrift store to spiff up your wardrobe. Next head over to an independent coffee shop (for the love of god, not a Starbucks!) and listen to The Klaxons or some nerdcore on your new iPad while you try to write something ironic about modern postmodern postmodernism. Somewhere along the way, you’ll develop that attitude that you are smarter than everybody, wittier than everybody, and aloof from everybody.

      • Rooster

        writing must be done on a typewriter.

      • cc

        Frank, I went down your checklist and there is one oversight. You forgot the trip to Mountain Equipment Co-op to pick up a real carabiner for your keys. And I don’t mean one of those cheesy ones that you get at Keys & Engraving, I mean the REAL THING…because you are hip and you wouldn’t wear that fake ass shit.

    • I don’t sound like Hitler at all. He spoke German.

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    Miss Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope he’s preparing for a role in Steven Seagal’s life story.

  21. Lolno

    He is the only reason why I don’t enjoy the Transformers movies as much as I should.

  22. Sole

    Shia, you’re a douche bag.

  23. Greenblat

    More than meets the, oy gevalt!

  24. There might have been another face in human history that begged this hard to be punched, but I seriously doubt it.

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  26. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Beard Ugly Sweater
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    Holy crap, he’s now every youth director my church ever hired.

  27. Porkpie

    Never has so little talent had so much hair.

  28. onos

    his beard looks like its made of pubes from a bollywood porn star

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    Shia mc Pouf
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess he is auditioning for an apartment in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

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