Shia LaBeouf Dumps Girlfriend For Chick He Banged In Lars Von Trier’s Indie Porno

By: Photo Boy / November 27, 2012

Posted by Photo Boy

The last time we heard from Shia LaBeouf he was examining the difference between sex and love and how his new movie explores the space that exists between those things. Unfortunately for Shia’s now ex-girlfriend, Karolyn Pho, that space happened to exist in Mia Goth’s vagina, for whom Karolyn has since been kicked to the curb. Via Just Jared:

The 26-year-old actor and his love of nearly two years split “a while ago” and he is rumored to have moved on with his Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth.

I may be going out on a limb here, but I’d have to say “a while ago” was right around the time Karolyn walked in on Shia screening some full-penetration dailies from Nymphomaniac.

SHIA: Baby, wait, it’s not what it looks like!
KAROLYN: It looks like she swatted your dick with a butterfly net, then you had sex.
SHIA: *pushes detonator, sighs, signs contract*
MICHAEL BAY: *steps over Karolyn’s body* Knew you’d come around.

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