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The last time we heard from Shia LaBeouf he was examining the difference between sex and love and how his new movie explores the space that exists between those things. Unfortunately for Shia’s now ex-girlfriend, Karolyn Pho, that space happened to exist in Mia Goth‘s vagina, for whom Karolyn has since been kicked to the curb. Via Just Jared:
The 26-year-old actor and his love of nearly two years split “a while ago” and he is rumored to have moved on with his Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth.
I may be going out on a limb here, but I’d have to say “a while ago” was right around the time Karolyn walked in on Shia screening some full-penetration dailies from Nymphomaniac.
SHIA: Baby, wait, it’s not what it looks like!
KAROLYN: It looks like she swatted your dick with a butterfly net, then you had sex.
SHIA: *pushes detonator, sighs, signs contract*
MICHAEL BAY: *steps over Karolyn’s body* Knew you’d come around.
Photo: Getty
So she’s like 13?
No, she’s 15. It’s just that heroin takes a few years off.
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Did he bang the eyebrows off of her?
When did they start selling homely chicks on Black Friday?
She must not have read the disclaimer: Warning! Prolonged exposure may cause nausea, vomiting, loss of attractivenes to the opposite sex, and uncontrollable sensation of shame. For further information please refer to Mila Kunis vs. Ashton Kutcher.
Typo, or is Shia really doing contracts in song?
i worry about dudes who don’t have a “type.” how do you go from asian to prepubescent blond? this is clearly a sign of unstable mental issues.
oh and also all the other douchetardy batshit things he says and does.
You’re looking at it wrong… his type is “gullible’ and “has a vagina”.
and don’t forget, “blind.”
how long will it be before Mila Kunis starts dating him?
Best type of woman in the world imo.
Kudos to Mr. LaBeouf for doing what no one had thought possible – making a porno that absolutely no one wants to see (besides him).
didn’t Octomom beat him to the punch on that one a while back?
I saw it. The part where she was doing laundry was super-hot.
Seriously, she had me at Woolite.
I fapped to it. It’s not bad. Next time she could add a male partner to the mix. I’m sure Michael Lohan is available.
Ah, but did you use a dryer sheet when you fapped? It totally cancels out the static cling that you generate. No longer will you be embarassed by the dead giveaway of an athletic sock stuck to your dick!
LOL! Not only that but it makes your dick smell springtime fresh. The ladies love that.
For a second there I forgot the name of the film they were in, this made “with his Nymphomaniac co-star” a much more entertaining statement.
I think it’s called, The Trouble With Boners.
Where’d they cast these people? A GED prep class?
Nice one Iveski! That was too funny!not to give a thumbs up!
This is a strange looking woman.
GOTH: “Please don’t make me have sex with the douche-tard from Transformers.”
TRIER: *pulls out signed contract* *points to “Sex With Idiot” clause*
GOTH: “Goddamn fine print!”
With Decaprio staking out the Victoria’s Secret models, Shia wisely decides to work though the less popular American Apparel models.
What, was the entire Sears Catalog underwear stable out of town or something?
For the record, I always think those American Apparel girls are cute. I like weird chicks though.
Sears Catalog? Nice to hear a voice from the 1960s.
Wow, this girl is pretty damn cute.
And staring in a movie named like that, I think I’ll definitely be watching this.
can’t trust your judgment. you’ll fap to anything.
Hey!!!
I demand some respect in terms of my masturbation material! So what if I watch “Brazilian Fart Fetish” as the internet is dying!
With the sound on, or off?
I’ll take eyebrows for $500, Alex.
I guess you don’t need eyebrows to be in porn.
She’s cute. Too bad about her costar…I can never watch that movie.
Having no eyebrows when starring in porn is beneficial because you have one less body part with hair to clean up after the money shot.
I never would have figured you for a “bald bukkake” man!
She’s really cute. I haven’t seen any pics of the dumped girlfriend, but this chick is pretty. I hope this movie has a lot of graphic nudity.
Good job Shia. Notice how the vast majority of rich and famous men do not marry Asian women. They aim higher.
I though Pho was soup? How the fuck can you hope to keep your boyfriend when your last name is “soup”?
Change it to “hot & sour” or something sexy for cying out loud.
so now he is a pedophile.
Yes she’s cute :-)
She’s damn cute, the asian didn’t have a chance.
What is she, 10?
: )
I hope you meant she’s 10 (as in years old), not she’s a 10 (re ratings).
Those lips look like they’ve been doing a lot of stretching and moaning.
Congratulations, Karolyn. I don’t know who you are, but I do know your life just got like 100% better.
what movie they WORK TOGETHER
Shes kinda creeping me out
Eyebrows are important for attractiveness…
Umm is it just me or does she give off the psycho killer vibe…
that looks like steve-o with long hair.
26 year old Shia LaBeouf’s sex scenes are with Charlotte Gainsbourg who is 41. The movie is about Charlotte’s character “Joe” from birth to age 50, and Shia is one of the people she meets along her life’s journey. In real life Charlotte has 3 children and a boyfriend, best known for her films directed by Lars von Trier including Antichrist and is also a French recording artist. Mia Goth is 18 and is also a supporting character. Two versions of the film are being made, the one with explicit scenes will not be shown in the U.S. By far, Charlotte Gainsbourg, who looks a lot like her mom, actress Jane Birkin, is the better catch, and given she has a boyfriend, kids and Shia is no where in her league, Shia was very lucky to be able to bonk her…even if it was while filming the movie. I suspect Shia had a much better time than Charlotte and Mia Goth seems to be the one left standing after everyone went home and Shia didn’t want to sulk away empty handed.
Picture of the cast and director: http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/shia-labeoufs-new-girlfriend-mia-goth/mia-goth-shia-labeouf-new-girlfriend-1127-02
She’d be cuter with eyebrows.
she looks 13, kinda creepy.
she looks like a child, way to pedophile for my liking..next.
shes a smelly porn star now.
He’s fucking a 14 year old cancer patient who sucks dick for a living? Class guy!
His dad was a pedo, no? Guess it’s genetic.
Creepy grease-bag.
she looks like charlize theron in monster
Aggressively ugly hair.
Shia’s gonna transform his 2-inch into a 4-inch for this jelly ROLE/ROLL.
It’s so funny when young people overrate the world’s interest in their sexuality.
It’s so creepy when an older film director is involved.
It might be a good film about sex, but the last thing on earth I want to see is Shia’s Schwanz – the best possible name for this film.
can’t you just google her? for god’s sake, she’s 19. nothing illegal here, move on
Woah, she’s really ugly especially without any makeup on. I can’t believe she dating that guy from transformers movies. He looks like he can do better, but lately he looks like a freaking slob too. If the guy from Transformers was any tanner, he’d almost look like a terrorist since he let his beard grow out. Well, if it’s real love I wish them the best, but if they only dating for publicity for the tv show than ergh whatever.