Shia LaBeouf was caught on video throwing a cup of coffee at a photographer in DC the other day. Except when I say throwing coffee, I’m not talking about the manly, right in the face, “Now what?” sense. I’m talking the run up behind the guy, douse him in the back, and keep on running like a wiener sense. Like that time you sucker punched your dad only to realize you know nothing about this man before your birth and for all you know he’s killed before. Or at least those were my thoughts up in that tree from 1993 to 2006.
UPDATE: Added new vid. See how long this one lasts.