Shia LaBeouf is a Tough Guy

October 15th, 2010 // 38 Comments
Shia LaBeouf Throws Coffee at Paparazzi

Shia LaBeouf was caught on video throwing a cup of coffee at a photographer in DC the other day. Except when I say throwing coffee, I’m not talking about the manly, right in the face, “Now what?” sense. I’m talking the run up behind the guy, douse him in the back, and keep on running like a wiener sense. Like that time you sucker punched your dad only to realize you know nothing about this man before your birth and for all you know he’s killed before. Or at least those were my thoughts up in that tree from 1993 to 2006.

UPDATE: Added new vid. See how long this one lasts.

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  1. Brandon

    I did not expect it to be that accurate when I read the description. One of the pussiest/hilarious moves I’ve seen in a while. I am starting to think that Frankie Muniz might actually be able to kick his ass, and that’s pathetic.

  2. Bow Down Assholes

    I don’t what’s more shocking…that LaDouche is a little bitch, or that he can actually read!

  3. josette

    why did he keep running like a coward?

    • A beautiful (Rough) mind

      His injured hand is not properly healed. Plus, he was running for the photo’s protection. If you cant spot you’re obviously a pap sympathizer…

      • josette

        That last sentence was awful.

      • Educating Roughster

        Well, you may add the word (that) if it’s an annoyance. Now tell me, between which words, you’re going to place the word (that)…

        And while you’re at it. Fix the word (Photog’s) in the first sentence….

    • Bow Down Assholes

      Too much fairy dust had accumulated in his ass and he was trying to let some out.

      • The ONLY Hetero in this Joint

        Well if anyone would know about fairy dust in an ass crack it’s you Bow Down…because I’m sure you’ve licked your share….

      • The ONLY Hetero in this Joint

        And I certainly hope your witty retort isn’t confined to a ‘jack off’ reference….or worse: OMG!

        Seriously? Seriously?! OMG?! Seriously man I am still laughing at that one. That’s as bad as Gavin Rossdale’s white bell bottoms.

  4. CKerch

    Boo. Video’s gone.

  5. GreatJobFish

    The video is down.

  6. Johnny Cage

    Well you can’t blame ‘em for throwing stuff at the Paps. It’s like accusing someone for vulgarity while cursing about a politician.

  7. Fart Sniffer

    Seriously..What a fuckin’ puss move!

    This is how it should’ve went down: I’m Shia LaBeouf! (Throws coffee in photogs face) Take that! Motherfuckers!

    But it didn’t. Sadly because he is Shia LaBeouf.

  8. poop in my butt plz ty

    i love when actors get pissed at paps.

  9. Best case scenario would’ve been if a truck had come by and mowed them both down.

    The other paps could fail to render aid.

    Yeah, film that.

    .

  10. molly

    hahahaha look at the fat fuck try to run away from shia

    i think shia lboof or whatever is crap but i doubt he ran out of fear he ran because he was like “fuck this noise”

    because in all honesty what would that fat asshole done lmao he sounds like gilbert fuckin gottfried “ahhhhh shit”

  11. whatever

    None of the vids on the site are working today.
    And WTF celebrities, seriously. Get over yourself. Or give us your fucking money you whiny ass bitches. “Waaaah, they’re taking my picture!”.
    It’s pathetic.

  12. cc

    How the hell did Shia become famous anyway?

  13. Yikes

    Ok, that’s not an entirely fair description. It’s not like he snuck up behind the pap, threw coffee on him and ran. He got him in the back because the fatass was trying to run away and Shia was chasing him. And would you have stuck around so that human waste could take a bunch of pictures of you attacking him and make money off of it? Say what you want about whiny celebrities, but it’s not like he was at a nightclub or prancing down Rodeo drive with an entourage, he was sitting alone at a table reading.

  14. Rico

    Not a huge fan of Shia LaBeouf but I’m glad he did it. Paparazzi are total scum. You have to be a total loser to want to stalk anyone and make a living that way.

    • Alex

      if there wasn’t a paparazzi, and yes some of them are douches, then you would have npo photos to look at when reading celebrity blogs, you puttz.

  15. Rod

    Pap is doing their job… when you become famous you are trading certain things/privileges for money/fame. It is a give and take, also due to paparazzi they are getting attention/advertisement for their new movies/music whatever…fuck all these Hollywood types that whine about the pap. I usually come here to see who fucked up how…. it is great makes me feel like a million bucks…..

  16. Biff Dickslap

    We may have to start calling him Sheila LaPoof after this.

  17. chynasclit

    for everyone that said they couldnt see the video ..i just go to youtube and type in shia and coffee and someone had it.. you cant stop the internet..once shit is out… you know someone else gets it ..

  18. Jimmy

    It had to be a slow day for the paparazzi. I wouldn’t be surprised if he staged this for attention.

  19. testington

    I hate these whiny little bitches that complain about the paparazzi all the time, if you don’t like it stop signing on to make sequels to big budget movies. Try some real acting in smaller, better quality films and stop trying to get as much attention as you can just to complain about it. Same with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

  20. Justin

    That’s fucking hilarious. I don’t care what his intentions were, or if what he did makes him a pussy, that was awesome.

    • Charles

      I agree. I usually find LeBeouf irritating, but this cracked me up, the way he keeps running into the distance.

  21. I think it’s funny that the 400 lb photographer started running when he saw “The Beef” slowly walking towards him in the first place. Maybe he’s like a bull and will just attack whatever moves.

    Remember kids: If you see Shia LaBeouf coming towards you, the safest thing to do is to lie down and play dead until he leaves.

    Or hand him ANY script to distract him, then run.

  22. whooo

    How was that a fucking pussy move? It was funny. You wanted him to have a little argument with the pap for him to be a fucking man? That would be pussy…..

  23. carrotjuice

    Are we sure it wasnt alcohol in the cup ?

  24. captain america

    especally in the rstroom for th ladies.

  25. Big Crap on ur face!

    Pity he didint fly kick that fat piece of shit in the spine, and fucking break his fat lard ass……..fucking fatties, fuck u! STOP EATING!

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  27. JaimeHappy

    Hey, I’m all for anything that’s done to photographers. Hot coffee in the face would have been much better.

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