Who Wants To See Shia LaBeouf Get Punched By A Shirtless Fat Guy?

TMZ has obtained footage of what looks like a drunken Shia LaBeouf getting his face pounded in by a random, shirtless fat guy and this is pretty much all that’s known:

It’s unclear exactly what provoked the attack — but we’re told Shia originally got into it with the man inside a bar called Cinema Public House … and after security kicked them both out, the man tore off his shirt and unleashed the fury all over Shia’s face.

I’m going to assume it happened like this.

FAT GUY: Excuse me, kind sir. Were you perhaps the artistic director for that Marilyn Manson video who compared it to Un Chien Andalou?
SHIA: Indeed I was.
FAT GUY: *puts down nachos* I demand satisfaction. Have at you!

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Photos: Flynet / Video: TMZ.com