Good Morning, Shayne Lamas In A Bikini That Keeps Falling Off, And Other News

April 26th, 2013 // 13 Comments

- Justin Timberlake is so happy being married to the woman who let him bang Mila Kunis, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, probably Amanda Seyfried, an Olsen twin… [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston isn’t making Justin Theroux sign a pre-nup. This should end well. [Dlisted]

- I’m not sure if theChive has gotten into the mail order bride business or not, but I like it. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Alba wore a double corset day and night for three months to lose her pregnancy weight. “But you can still eat Chili’s?” asked Jessica Simpson. [tooFab]

- Two Excellent Parodies Of Amanda Palmer’s “A Poem For Dzhokhar” [BuzzFeed]

- Ashley Tisdale‘s still tweeting bikini photos. [Popoholic]

- If Kat Dennings covers up her breasts at a Hollywood premiere, did she ever really exist in the first place? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are moving to.. Ohio. [Celebslam]

- Apparently JoJo is insanely flexible. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Shayne Lamas Bikini Falling Off While She Holds Her Kid
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    I actually find her to be very pretty, though she might be 50% plastic. At least it doesn’t look ridiculous. I understand this may be an unpopular statement, but I think she looks great, especially for a new mom.

  2. Shayne Lamas Bikini Falling Off While She Holds Her Kid
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    And the kid is beautiful

  3. Kevin

    That baby, calling it now, will be stunning when she’s older. Good luck, Nik Richie.

  4. Shayne Lamas Bikini Falling Off While She Holds Her Kid
    PtC
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    Fuck, am I gonna get arrested now?

  5. Knowing nothing of the poem that young lady wrote, I followed the link out of curiosity. I hope that’s the biggest mistake I make today.

    My god, there’s so much navel gazing bullshit in the comments on her site. Not bathing and blogging a dream journal does not make a person deep. It makes a person smelly and self-involved.

  6. This baby is the spawn of one of the most vile pieces of shit on the planet. The father might be lower scum than even Kris Jenner. Must be something about those types of people.

  7. cc

    I don’t know who she is but she needs to be naked.

    It’s unfortunate that she is the spawn of THAT Lamas, a man who was a douchebag before the word douchebag was commonplace.

    • Given that Lorenzo Lamas divorced her mother the same year Shayne was born (and then went on to three additional marriages), it’s likely that he served more as a sperm donor and source of child support than as an actual father.

      My concern was whether she had any Sand in her—and I don’t mean the kind of Sand you might get inside you from having sex on the beach. Fortunately, no. No Sand.

  8. Gen

    Holy shit, she looks lovely.

    I think of her as a kind and normal human being because I saw most of that Celebrity Rehab season with her and Courtney Stodden and the best way to look like an awesome person is to stand anywhere near Courtney Stodden.

    I also feel bad that she is trying to make a drunken Vegas marriage to some scuzzy blogger work even though obviously he’s a piece of shit.

    I’M JUST SO FULL OF FEELINGS TODAY.

  9. Shayne Lamas Bikini Falling Off While She Holds Her Kid
    Caroline
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    Press?

  10. Someone needs to school her on how to take kids to the beach. She’s doing it wrong.

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