Good Morning, Shayne Lamas In A Bikini That Keeps Falling Off, And Other News

The Superficial / April 26, 2013

- Justin Timberlake is so happy being married to the woman who let him bang Mila Kunis, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, probably Amanda Seyfried, an Olsen twin… [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston isn’t making Justin Theroux sign a pre-nup. This should end well. [Dlisted]

- I’m not sure if theChive has gotten into the mail order bride business or not, but I like it. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Alba wore a double corset day and night for three months to lose her pregnancy weight. “But you can still eat Chili’s?” asked Jessica Simpson. [tooFab]

- Two Excellent Parodies Of Amanda Palmer’s “A Poem For Dzhokhar” [BuzzFeed]

- Ashley Tisdale’s still tweeting bikini photos. [Popoholic]

- If Kat Dennings covers up her breasts at a Hollywood premiere, did she ever really exist in the first place? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are moving to.. Ohio. [Celebslam]

- Apparently JoJo is insanely flexible. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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