Shauna Sand completely topless

eew her nips look wierd. swollen with a dark ring around them. diseased even.

oh it just occurred to me its prolly her surgery scars. yup.

With the exception of tan lines, I only see perfection :)

#1, 2 – GTFO, smalltits.

Well at least her nips are as horrible as her tits. She better get her sorry ass out of the sun or in about ten years she’ll be looking like those old lady walking lizards that you see in Arizona.

malpractice suit material

Extra pepperoni

Can you motorboat fakies? I doubt it’s half the fun of real tits.

Well, now we know her nipples were sliced off and placed higher during the tit job. Sounds like fun.

#4 hahaha. i actually have no tits but i do have a huge cock:) thx for askin. im sure ur tits are as big, if not bigger than shauna skank. go for a run once in awhile and get the fuck outta ur moms basement alright buddy.

I think she might have paid extra for nipple embossing and outer glow.

#11 – Cool story, bro. So, you’re just picky then. And by picky I mean gay. Phew, that was a scare. Also, fit male here, don’t worry ’bout my physical health, buddy. And no, I won’t let you eat my sausage like a starving bear.

Wa-hay…..Cock fight between Hash & yo.
Let the typed battle of “my dick’s bigger than your dick” and “You’re a faggot…no, you’re a faggot” begin!
Whoop whoop.

#13 those things are DISGUSTING!
if you are all about her nasty hard boob job complete w/franken-nipples youve never seen a decent boob!

THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
THIS IS REALLY CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE!?!!??!!?!
BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Fuckin Americans.

#3: Fo realz? You’re gross, dude.

#15…not to me

Those nips are def showin implant scars…thats grimey

Yuck!

I’d much rather have smaller and real than the fake stuff. Fake tits would not be so bad but most woman get several sizes too large for what they should and it looks repulsive.

http://www.swindledforjesus.com

Yea.. maybe she should have waited a little while longer for the scars to heal before going out like that…

You gotta love superior human beings like Woz, thinking they’re above us all. You’re dust like the rest of us, faggot/bitch.

DON’T ANY OF YU TARDS KNOW WHAT HER TITS LOOKED LIKE PRE-SURGERY?

SHE HAD LARGE NATURALS THAT WERE LOWER SET AND HAD A LOWER PLACED AREOLAS. ALL SHE DID WAS LIFT HER BOOBS WITH IMPLANTS AND RAISED HER AREOLA, SHE WAS NEVER SMALL OR FLAST BUSTED.

GOOGLE HER PLAYMATE CENTERFOLD PICTURES. SHE SHOULD HAVE NEVER FUCKED WITH HER REAL TITS, THEY WERE PERFECTLY FINE AS THEY WERE, NOW THEY LOOK GROSS, I WOULD NEVER SUCK ON THOSE THINGS…

hey check me out, sucking on a dick!

http://i41.tinypic.com/2zz2arm.jpg

Well, she posed nude for Playboy, so why not flash the tits for the paparazzi ? Trouble is, her tits were real when she was Miss May, 1996. She looked all-natural back then :/

Party tits…

I never thought I’d say this, but “Sweet Jesus, cover those things up, PLEASE!”

#22. Woo hoo…(all together now) troll, troll, troll!! Haha.

ouch.
and
oucher.

Wow, I didn’t really even know who this chick was, so I Googled her. I saw pictures of her from like 1996…from Playboy. SHE WAS GORGEOUS! And she had real breasts (not that all fake ones are bad, but hers definitely are). I can’t believe how much she’s botched herself with plastic surgery. Seriously, look her up from back in the day. She was so pretty. What a waste.

She is too skinny and looks like my granny.
http://www.gossipcrunch.com

Hey bad news everyone, but her tits were fake in Playboy too.

She’s repulsive.

#23—sorry, “reality check”. You can see the nipple areolaes’ surgical scars already present in her Playboy Miss May 1996 pics. http://playmate.freeweb.hu/html/9605.html

Hey Doc can you add some more bad scars on my nipples… Oh you can and for free , you are so great “get er done” . Sorry Doc i stayed up all night watching Larry the Cable Guy with my daughter and my hunky of a man who kept looking at my Lucite heel shoes with extra sand. Leave extra scars for the beach.

Wow, those are some rough looking nipples!

the surgeon obviously fails at making good circles.

Too many nips and tucks. The sad thing is the girls think that this is what turns the boys on. Girls have forgotten what natural is; guys have not. It starting to get scaring out there when every girl thinks they have to look like modified Barbie Dolls.

Too many nips and tucks. The sad thing is the girls think that this is what turns boys on. Girls have forgotten what natural is; guys have not. It’s starting to get scary out there when every girl feels compelled to look like a surgically altered Barby Doll.

Please stop posting the Catwoman. Please. She’s so ugly and I hate having to scroll over a frightening blemish on an otherwise deep and entertaining website that I have valued for years. Please.

I’d rather be gay than pork this plasticized bitch

puke

Ewwwww!!!!!

Um, the pictures I SAW OF HER FROM 10+ YEARS AGO, her boobs were not fake. Fake breasts don’t “hang” the way her’s were, nor even have the same shape. Regardless, it doesn’t matter. She looked good then and now she doesn’t. End of story. Stop posting pictures of her unless they’re at least 10 years old.

Those look painted on.

To quote Scrubs: You, my friend, look so damned leathery I’m tempted to cinch a rubber band around you and stick you under my mattress so you’ll be broken in for the big game this weekend. Have a great day, you look like a purse.

Seriously, what the HELL is going on with her skin?? I mean, I have an alabaster complexion, I wouldn’t mind being a shade or two darker… but she seriously looks like a catcher’s mitt with breasts. And not the nice, bury-your-face-in-’em breasts, but the kind that make you want to run screaming for the hills. My boobs only ever looked like that the week after I gave birth and they were engorged to Hell — WHY would you want them to permanently look that way?

To quote Scrubs: You, my friend, look so damned leathery I’m tempted to cinch a rubber band around you and stick you under my mattress so you’ll be broken in for the big game this weekend. Have a great day, you look like a purse.

Seriously, what the HELL is going on with her skin?? I mean, I have an alabaster complexion, I wouldn’t mind being a shade or two darker… but she seriously looks like a catcher’s mitt with breasts. And not the nice, bury-your-face-in-’em breasts, but the kind that make you want to run screaming for the hills. My boobs only ever looked like that the week after I gave birth and they were engorged to Hell — WHY would you want them to permanently look that way?

The more her face is covered up, the hotter she looks. I think if she just started wearing Cobra Commander’s hood to the beach she’d get more press than Megan Fox.

One more post about this diseased whore, and you shall DIE.

Now excuse me; I must go violate the ground beef to purge myself of this icky feeling…

She has the best body, best boobs and best face of any woman on earth. Those man-made tits feel and look like a young girl’s tits. That is why fakies are better than real. Real tits are gross. And the big lips just ache to be kissed or to suck you off. She is ultra-thin and shapely and has the maturity to be an excellent bed mate. Once you get into fake tits, you can never be satisfied with the look of feel of real ones.