Courtney Stodden, Take Notes

While Courtney Stodden found herself getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch in Valencia over the weekend, here’s Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA where she’s been flashing her beav in front of her kids since the moment they were conceived over by the gourds. And not only is she never kicked out, but people flock each year to see her so they know when winter’s coming. “Welp, that’s half a labia, Jim. Frost’ll be comin’ soon, I reckon. Frost’ll be comin’ soon.”

NOTE: This is Shauna’s new boyfriend, so to answer all your e-mails from over the years: Yes, Criss Angel has a younger, less accessorized, blonde brother. ALAKAZAM!

Photos: Fame