Sharon Stone in a bikini

Here’s Sharon Stone vacationing in Sardinia over the weekend and looking like a healthy 51-year-old woman who knows her limits. Unlike, say, another 51-year-old woman I know who looks like she crawled out of a crypt to bench press Buicks. Now, I’m not mentioning any names because she’ll probably sing her hit song “Material Girl” then put a curse on me like the one that made Guy Ritchie direct shitty movies because she wanted a divorce. So, yeah, no names.