Sharon Osbourne Had Sex With Jay Leno

September 10th, 2013 // 12 Comments
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Here’s Jay Leno performing for Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert on September 25, 1967 which is roughly around the time he had sex with Sharon Osbourne. As for why I felt the need to share that information, it’s a simple matter of I know it, so now you have to know it and forever may we be joined in Hell. People reports:

The revelation came as part of the talk show’s weeklong “Big Secret” segment, and Osbourne, 60, was the first of the co-hosts to open up with her surprising confession.
“It’s not like it’s a dirty little secret,” she said nervously before telling her story.
“When I was 25, I just moved to America,” she began. “I had met my husband [Ozzy], but we weren’t together. We were just friends. I didn’t have a boyfriend. I never did date a lot at that time, anyway, because I was not very dateable.”
A friend invited her to a club where she saw Leno performing his comedy routine, and Osbourne told her pal that she thought he was “very nice, very funny.”
The pair decided to prank call him. “He liked my voice,” she admitted, so she kept calling back and pretended to be a wrong number.
“One thing led to another,” she continued. “He came to my house and met me and then we had a little fling. The fling was more fling for me and not fling enough for him.”

Sharon claims she doesn’t remember what the sex was like because Alzheimer’s is a golden gift from God to make up for giving us bodies that uncontrollably shit themselves during the last few years we’re alive. He has no idea why he made that a feature.

Photo: Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert

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  1. Their baby would have a chin that could cut diamonds.

  2. JC

    And after that perfect night, Jay vowed to never change his “comedy” set again.

  3. Griefer

    File under things we never needed to know.

    • Leno is supposedly a professional comedian, but can’t make people laugh – you think there’s any chance he’d be able to get a woman to squirt?

  4. lawn

    I think I speak for all of us when I say, “Eeeeuuuwwwwww!”

  5. Ants Against Ozzy

    If it was ’67 that would make her 14. I’m thinking more like ’78.

  6. The best thing about Alzheimer’s is you can hide your own Easter eggs. But wait…and you only have to own two books because you can alternate re-reading them.

  7. sharon osbourne had sex with ozzie osbourne ffs.

  8. Baby Gorilla

    This was known years ago. Every hear of the Howard Stern show? Ya, she talked about it there a long time ago. Said Jay had a big dong. Old news… very old news.

  9. mfb

    i guess this is a complete and total shock for people WHO DIDN’T HEAR HER ADMIT THIS ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW MULTIPLE TIMES ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO………….

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