The Shannon Twins Almost Make Me Regret That Stuff I Said About America, Almost, And Other News

July 8th, 2013 // 32 Comments

- Katy Perry tainted America’s birthday by having sex with John Mayer. [Lainey Gossip]

- Same goes for Selena Gomez. [Dlisted]

- Soooo… You Got Wasted: ‘Merica Edition [theCHIVE]

- Hey, celebrities, maybe stop tweeting for a second and look at a firework. Just a thought. [tooFab]

- Kanye won’t change diapers, so.. what? Like Kim is changing them? AHAHAHAHA! [Fishwrapper]

- Whoever mashed “All Star” with “Yeezus” is the goddamn Devil. [BuzzFeed]

- Karlie Kloss in lingerie, anyone? [Popoholic]

- That movie where Amanda Seyfried is a porn star has a trailer. [IDLYITW]

- Just a reminder: Emily Ratajkowski is the hottest model working right now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- I think Malin Akerman‘s cold. [Celebslam]

- Eva Amurri tweets bikini photos now. God bless you, Susan Sarandon. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan first OD’d when she was 18. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Suddenly making the troops fight two unnecessary bullshit wars doesn’t seem bad. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Ana
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they get butt implants? They look like mini-Coco’s, but they definitely did not always look that like…

  2. When you said, “Katy Perry tainted America’s birthday by having sex with John Mayer,” then added, “Same goes for Selena Gomez,” I thought you meant Selena Gomez had sex with John Mayer, too. If she had, she would be two-thirds of the way to the Douche Trifecta. She’d just need to bag Ashton Kutcher to win, er, lose.

  3. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    gee_10000
    Commented on this photo:

    You promised us swimsuits. Where are they?

  4. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Commented on this photo:

    “You have a nice ass.”
    “No, YOU have a nice ass.”
    “No, you do!”
    “No, YOU!”

  5. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    jepu
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit, this is really good stuff!

  6. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Bumbum
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think I can take another Matrix sequel.

  7. Holy fuck, boob jobs AND ass implants ?? How original. Not.

  8. They may be skanky but I would plow them until I pass out…

  9. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are ass implants, I guarantee it

    • No doubt. Both of them had small tits and small asses before. I suppose the rich guys they hooked up with after they got kicked out of Playboy like 3 or so years ago demanded it.

  10. brick

    Yuck! One Coco is one too many. How do they get those things in there without a scar?

  11. I don’t even need to glance at older photos to know they’ve gotten ass implants. Why? Because I’m actually familiar with what human asses are supposed to look like.

  12. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure I believe that ass.

  13. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does my ass make me look relevant?”

  14. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nice cornrows!” said noone ever.

  15. Nice ass implants, ladies. Now you have more cushion for the pushing.

  16. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says “I’m only into black guys” more than ass implants.

  17. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice ass……. implants.

    You can see the double chin at the lower side of the curve.

  18. Jenn

    Ass implants have to feel like sitting on those gel bike seats. I’ll stick with the gel seats.

  19. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Unattractive. Ass implant line completely obvious for the sister lying down.

  20. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That is goddamned gross and horrible.

  21. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely ass implants. They didn’t have asses like that when they posed for Playboy.

  22. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    yeah right
    Commented on this photo:

    Check out their before and afters….THEY’RE ASS IMPLANTS

  23. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Jimmy,
    Here’s some phat/fat asses for ya… “real” or not !

    Hahhahahahaha!

  24. Karissa Kristina Shannon
    Commented on this photo:

    I know I’m late to the party on this one, but I LOVE ass. Dude, I freakin’ LOVE, LOVE, LOOOOOOOOOVE ass! But(t), am I alone here when I see a chick baring her butt-implants and I just think it’s gross? Seriously, all I can think of is the operation, how disgusting it would feel, how unnatural they look, etc.

    In fact, I wonder if it hurts or feels weird when they sit to poop because the glutes are such a large muscle group.

    Seriously… gross.

  25. Looking at how ‘curvy’ they are, I doubt they had a butt implants. I remember these chicks being skinnier so I suspect they gained a wee bit of weight so that it could be harvested and used to give them fuller buttocks i.e Brazilian Butt Lift.

    Looks good.

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