The Shannon Twins Almost Make Me Regret That Stuff I Said About America, Almost, And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2013

- Katy Perry tainted America’s birthday by having sex with John Mayer. [Lainey Gossip]

- Same goes for Selena Gomez. [Dlisted]

- Soooo… You Got Wasted: ‘Merica Edition [theCHIVE]

- Hey, celebrities, maybe stop tweeting for a second and look at a firework. Just a thought. [tooFab]

- Kanye won’t change diapers, so.. what? Like Kim is changing them? AHAHAHAHA! [Fishwrapper]

- Whoever mashed “All Star” with “Yeezus” is the goddamn Devil. [BuzzFeed]

- Karlie Kloss in lingerie, anyone? [Popoholic]

- That movie where Amanda Seyfried is a porn star has a trailer. [IDLYITW]

- Just a reminder: Emily Ratajkowski is the hottest model working right now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- I think Malin Akerman’s cold. [Celebslam]

- Eva Amurri tweets bikini photos now. God bless you, Susan Sarandon. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan first OD’d when she was 18. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Suddenly making the troops fight two unnecessary bullshit wars doesn’t seem bad. [FilmDrunk]

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