Good Morning, Shannon de Lima, And Other News

- I never noticed how skinny Tom Cruise’s legs are. How does John Travolta not snap them? [Lainey Gossip]

- Heidi Klum wants a medal for pulling her son out of the water because a wave knocked him down. [Dlisted]

- Brace yourselves, the festival girls are coming. [theCHIVE]

- Paris Hilton spent Easter at the Playboy Mansion which explains the giant tent over it with fog pouring out the back. [TooFab]

- “I’m gonna leave a bar then go mud-boggin’. What could possibly go wrong?” [BuzzFeed]

- Nina Agdal still looks awesome in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Gosling will doe eyes your skull in if you call Eva Mendes “baby.” [IDLYITW]

- Maria Fowler knows how to exit a vehicle. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Prolonged exposure to Lea Michele’s bullshit will put you in rehab. [Celebslam]

- Emily Ratakowski is a weird, naked Easter bunny. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Chris Brown only just now learned you shouldn’t beat the shit out of women. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Tyler Perry is Tyler Perry’s biggest fan. [FilmDrunk]

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