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  1. Chris | July 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    that’s it, i got excited for nothing

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  2. Eric | July 23, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    I just thought about it, and I really want to see her vagina. Make it happen, gods of fate!

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  3. Rupert | July 23, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    furst

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  4. Rupert | July 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Wow. Shakira in an outfit where you can’t see her ass. Good choice.

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  5. love vibe | July 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    first

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  6. NO | July 23, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    NO fake tits
    NO fake lips
    NO fake nose
    FAIL
    I like my womens like we make em here in the states
    FAKE

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    • Mancuso | July 23, 2010 at 2:33 pm

      Yet another ass legend who makes an express point out of not showing her ass. Brilliant.

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      • Mancuso | July 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm

        And why the hell did that get posted as an answer to the Master of Sarcasm, nobody knows.

    • ChrisR | July 23, 2010 at 9:58 pm

      I love that she’s natural. Her small, perky tits look much nicer than nasty implants.

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      • sos | July 24, 2010 at 1:44 pm

        I didn’t even notice her boobs, I’m captivated by those abs!!

      • munster4x4 | July 25, 2010 at 12:57 am

        I have to agree with ChrisR. The natural look is much better than the plastic look of todays women. Shakira is the hottest of the hot hands down.

  7. ktulu | July 23, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    oh sorry, I just puked in my mouth

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  8. NathanS | July 23, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Not feeling it, a little more chest!? Never paid attention to that until now she’s flat chested! And the outfit looks kinda childish…Shakira as a fairy tale princess anyone?

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  9. See Alice | July 23, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    Was she in Charmed ?

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  10. Natalie | July 23, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Shakira is sooo beautiful. I’ve never been attracted to women, but I would turn lesbo for her.

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  11. LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier | July 23, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    I think that people who have to be discriminated are: sick people, retarded people, handicapped and FAT people

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  12. sos | July 24, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    The new banner girl sucks, it looks like some 12 year old. She’s not sexy like the previous one, this one is too “little girl-y”

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  13. Woofus | July 24, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Shakira always shakes her ass… not shy about it. But I always thought she had boobs?

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  14. LEB | July 24, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    Hey, nice body, Shakira, we can all tell you’ve been working out… but please eat a sammich. Your belly isn’t suppose to be concave.

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  15. eww | July 24, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    The last time I checked, the patronage at Food City was mostly morbidly obese Mexican women; I’m not sure if you have any idea what you’re talking about.

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  16. Shockakhan | July 25, 2010 at 5:57 am

    Where’s her ass? Not worth looking at her if there’s no ass or nudity :(

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  17. nikandrews | July 25, 2010 at 8:24 am

    Very Nice!

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  18. Stephen Hawking | July 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    Shakira is the antidote to all the Snooki/LiLo/Tila/Britney bullshit we wade through every day.
    She’s talented and she has a great body.
    In essence she is the anti-celeb.
    There is substance to her existence as she is a philanthropist and humanitarian.
    She isn’t some filthy-dirty, no talent, money-grubbing fame whore like Snooki.
    If she’s at a news conference, then she is likely donating money to a charity or lending her celebrity status to a good cause.
    When was the last time Tila Tequila did anything that helped humanity?

    By the way…the banner girl sucks.

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  19. Arlington Edwards | July 25, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Ewww! a skeleton in candy wrapper celephane with messy hair. what exactly is so sexy about that? I’ve seen better. The woman has no boobs, no butt, no belly, nothing to grab, just bony protrusions. She’s so skinny makes her head look bigger than her body.

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  20. Jay | July 25, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Who’s the guy with a beard and a dress in the background?

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  21. mark | July 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Smoking hot. Perfect breasts, sensational abs. Sex appeal oozes from every pore!

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