Shakira in a Bikini (For the Most Part)
Shakira, admittedly, hasn’t got a lot of play on The Superficial, although in my defense, she never wears a bikini. (It’s a two-way, street, lady.) On that note, here she is shooting a commercial in Ibiza yesterday wearing some sort of bikini/tutu dealie that shows off her insanely toned abs. Seriously, I don’t know how you look at that and think barring Latin Americans from the US is a good idea unless you secretly hate women. For every “illegal” that’s taking the mushroom picking job you’d never do anyway, there’s a Shakira clone out there who could end up being a dancer at that strip club I like. It’s all about math.