Shakira, admittedly, hasn’t got a lot of play on The Superficial, although in my defense, she never wears a bikini. (It’s a two-way, street, lady.) On that note, here she is shooting a commercial in Ibiza yesterday wearing some sort of bikini/tutu dealie that shows off her insanely toned abs. Seriously, I don’t know how you look at that and think barring Latin Americans from the US is a good idea unless you secretly hate women. For every “illegal” that’s taking the mushroom picking job you’d never do anyway, there’s a Shakira clone out there who could end up being a dancer at that strip club I like. It’s all about math.
Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 1:35 pm
She has man abs. bleargh.
le Rough sportif | July 23, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Does she likes it in the culatas, like that Noel singer?
whatthe | July 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Take note Brittany – if you want continue making money as a “singer/dancer”, you actually need to work out for it like Shakira obviously does.
Pantera | July 23, 2010 at 3:41 pm
dude is definitely not a dude.
justme | July 23, 2010 at 5:36 pm
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh…I’d hit it.
schnib | July 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm
I’d be like that bear eating chinese: mmmm nom nom nom. weird, weird sex reference
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 2:04 pm
too toned for me, you can have her. that belly on jillian looked like cherrie pie. that was a woman’s belly. id blow zurburts on it and gobble it up! everyone here since then is startin to feel very.. bland… ugh is it friday yet?
Stephen Hawking | July 25, 2010 at 3:43 pm
dudeatdudedotdude: go back to blowing dudes you pillow-biting flamer.
Eric | July 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I bet her vaj tastes like strawberries. This chick is smokin’ hot.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 2:08 pm
probly tastes like marmite
horn dog | July 23, 2010 at 2:46 pm
@dudeduhdumb whatever…come out of the closet already
Toolboy | July 23, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Meh. I’m not saying she isn’t hot, cause she is, but that spastic movement she does when she tries to dance is just not attractive to anyone. Unless you’re Billy Ray Cyrus or that dang ol’ Celine Dijon….Billy Ray’s probably boppin’ the bishop to that shit.
thejack | July 23, 2010 at 2:04 pm
speak for yourself, tool. most GUYS i know would bust a nut just watching her dance. was you dad upset that he didn’t have any masculine children?
Xerxes | July 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm
No, Toolboy is right. Her dance “move” is not only old and lame as fuck, it’s a complete turn-off in an otherwise delectable package. Not sure why you equate liking cringeworthy spastic movements to masculinity, but I’m sure your therapist has a clue.
Luca Brasi | July 23, 2010 at 2:36 pm
That guy’s a fag.
Someone | July 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Yup. Agree with the fag comment. She’s hot as hell and can move like no other.
Toolboy | July 25, 2010 at 4:43 pm
That must be an uncomfortable feeling if you and your friends (that are totally straight) go to a Latin nightclub. What with them cumming all over the place as soon as a Shakira video comes on…
Stephen Hawking | July 25, 2010 at 3:46 pm
this site seems to have an open door policy on idiots like Toolboy and xerxes.
wow | July 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
way too caliente (spanish for damn she’s hot)
marcelino | July 25, 2010 at 6:11 pm
si!!! la chica a mucho caliente,no!!!
marcelino | July 25, 2010 at 6:12 pm
si!!! la chica a mucho caliente,
Dude | July 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Shakira is not that hot, and never was. Look at her face. Look at her hair. She is a 7 at best.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 2:09 pm
she’s maybe a high 2
Me | July 23, 2010 at 3:05 pm
No, a 2 would be like Sarah Jessica Parker. Shakira is about a 7 like the other guy said.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
no she gets a 2 strictly cos she does have a decent shitter. her face is butt ugly, her voice is nauseating and her hair looks like a rats nest.
Richard McBeef | July 23, 2010 at 3:33 pm
you know how i know your gay, dudeondudondude? you factor her voice into a simple 1-10 scale.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 3:43 pm
no dummy, i factored her ass into it, period. she’d be a ZERO without it. if you like her voice/music then u done outed yourself
j | July 23, 2010 at 9:01 pm
just come out of the closet already….or if your Pariz hilton, then, heeeeelooooow
Cyrus | July 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Now if only the illegals looked like this… too bad they are all short, fat, illiterate, dirty Indians.
jumpin_j | July 23, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Just like yo mama. Oh snap.
Sugar | July 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
HAHA. And by Shakira’s ripe old age of 30 they have 6 kids and grandkids. All in a one bedroom apartment.
Sandra | July 23, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Just like most of white trash living in trailers parks. Sorry to talk about where you came from.
Sugar | July 23, 2010 at 7:07 pm
So you’re Mexican Sandra? I’m so sorry that the truth hurts. And I have never and will never live in any type of a trailer.
ewer | July 23, 2010 at 7:11 pm
I like how everyone automatically assumes racist comments are made by white people. Because it’s not like light-skinned black people don’t pick on darker blacks, light-skinned Indians are STILL considered in a class above darker ones to this day (caste system), Koreans and Japanese and Chinese all hate and scoff at each other, and Brazilians think Latinos are disgusting. And let’s not forget the continuing racial and tribal genocides in Africa, which have been going on since forever and white people have had nothing to do with except when we have tried to intervene on different occasions.
But no, all hate stems from whitey. Whitey is everyone’s favorite scapegoat.
Fuck you, you hypocritical pigshit.
Sandra | July 25, 2010 at 8:47 am
nope, but nice try… xenophobic too? i am searching for a corner to cry (rolling eyes)
LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier | July 23, 2010 at 9:29 pm
I am Mexican and my truth doesn’t hurt me: I am short, I am not fat as many people in rich countries, I am not illiterate…..Maybe my translation is going to be bad because English is not my first language, but in my country considering that we are Indians we need to learn English, French amd now German….I have heard a saying more or less like this” In Europe, trey are POLYGLOT, in México, they are BILINGUAL and in the US………they SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!…..however,,,,this saying only applies for illiterate people because at the time I had the opportunity to go study in the US, I met a lot of well prepared, nice and wonderful people.
People like you destroy the image of that wonderful country.
LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier | July 23, 2010 at 9:33 pm
ah….j’ai oublie…pour cette raison je suis La Petite Francoise du Quartier…..j’avait besoin d’apprendre Anglais, mais Francais me plaît beaucou………racisme……seulemente me faire rire……..EL RACISMO ES LA IMAGEN DE LA IGNORANCIA…….
MariaBonita | July 23, 2010 at 9:36 pm
In Europe, trey are POLYGLOT, in México, they are BILINGUAL and in the US………they SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!….
That’s funny!!!!
Sandra | July 25, 2010 at 8:55 am
That’s what i was talking about… not all Colombian women are married before 30, or doesn’t have birth control. Spanish doesn’t wear ruffled dot dresses and ride horses on the street, singing sevillanes and dancing in the street. Frenchs doesn’t wear blue and white stripped shirts, and carry a baguette under their arm. Not all brazilian women are sex godesses, and germans don’t have a wiener in a hand, and a beer in the other.
Actually every country is a mix of races, and let’s face up something: people we find more sexy/exotic are a mixure of races.
Cyrus | July 24, 2010 at 4:09 pm
“Just like most of white trash living in trailers parks. Sorry to talk about where you came from.”
Actually I am Persian and come from a well-off family – one that hires you Mexicans to clean our house and mow our lawn. So how about a little thanks for giving you illiterate parasites jobs.
Sandra | July 25, 2010 at 8:59 am
I am not Mexican, but as you are a lucky Persian, there are a lot of Mexicans who are lucky too. You know perfectly that everybody in your country didn’t had or will ever have as much luck as you had, and i am sure you wouldn’t like some people around here insulting you for your nationality or religion.
Amy | July 25, 2010 at 2:40 pm
You know who else was Persian? The creepy guy from 300.
LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier | July 25, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Cyrus:
Yes, you are lucky and you are in possibility to hire Mexican people for indecent jobs…..Is it easy to get Mexican workers in your country? or maybe you are that kind of people that needs to go to a rich country looking for a better life ?… I think that it is hard to find latin workers in that part of Europe.¿ Have you realized that people from that part of the world is considered a parasit in Europe?…exaclty like Mexicans in the US.
I repeat, I am Mexican and I have had the opportunity to live in some nice countries, however, I always come back to México because here it is possible to live in a very nice way.
Blech | July 25, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Nice to see that money doesn’t buy class.
Gee, I hope that the Mexicans you’re hiring to clean up after your lazy, fat ass do so immaculately. You know, with their saliva and sperm and shit, you lousy, smelly douche!
“Well-off” is in the eye of the beholder, friend. Just how well-off are you, exactly? More well-off than the non-illiterate, non-parasitical Mexican Salma Hayek?
You’re a disgrace to society. Go pay someone to jack you off, too, if you want. I’ve more class on the tip of my pinky nail than you’ll ever have in your life.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
tutu’s making a comeback
Greg H | July 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I wish she wasn’t such a flaming racist, she’s a hottie
JoeC | July 23, 2010 at 2:39 pm
She is very hot, but again, she’s not really that special in the looks department when compared to the any other attractive Colombian women. In any nice mall in Medellin or Bogota, you see plenty of hot ass women that blow away Shakira.
JoeC | July 23, 2010 at 2:41 pm
That isn’t to say that all Colombian women are hot. There are lots of ugly, short, fat, illiterate dirty indians, but there are also an insanely disproportionate amount of super hot, skinny women everywhere.
Blech | July 25, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Just as there are short, fat, cellulite-ridden, Cheetos-eating dorks who can’t get laid sitting at their computers, you mean?
Of the “super hot, skinny women” you refer to in your post, just how many aren’t plastic? And how many come without a price?
You can’t afford the “super hot, skinny women”, and the “ugly, short, fat, illiterate dirty indians” wouldn’t have you for a date unless your head came on a stick.
Glenda | July 25, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Maybe she is not hot…in your opinion….BUT SHE DOESN’T NEED IT. she gets a lot of money because MAYBE she has another qualities. ¿ you don’t think so?
I would like to be AT LEAST to be as hot as she is…….
J-Sin | July 23, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Wow alotta fags on the fish today. Shakira is smoking hot!
jumpin_j | July 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Hell yeah. I’d hit that. Sideways.
Amy | July 23, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Nope, no jealous bitches. In fact, everyone saying she’s ugly is male. I’m a woman and think she’s really pretty.
sobrietyisacrutch | July 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm
LOL! That’s exactly what I was going to say. In addition to a lot of jealous bitches.
Blech | July 25, 2010 at 10:02 pm
The whiny men on here sound like 4-year-old bitches.
Shakira is lovely.
Kitty Furry | July 28, 2010 at 10:11 am
You guys watch too much T.V…this chick is a 7 in Cali..come and see you bunch of bottom feeders
scum | July 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I have done worse, way worse.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm
we all have. but not sober.
Sandra | July 23, 2010 at 6:01 pm
finally you admit that your father was drunked the night he had s*x with your mother
ewer | July 23, 2010 at 7:12 pm
“Drunked?” Dumbass.
Sandra | July 26, 2010 at 9:44 am
Sorry, a translation mistake. Nobody’ s perfect ^_^
Gene | July 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Tiny titties but they suit her. Yep…hotness.
Randal(l) | July 23, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Damn, she’s hot. I’ve jerked it twice since starting this comment….Three times
Randal(l)
Cash | July 23, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Go back to Meh Hee Koh you ignorant slut.
? | July 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I think it’s funny when people accredit Shakira’s looks to her being “Colombian”, as if she were some symbol of indigenous beauty, when neither of her parents are even from Colombia. She is Spanish-Lebanese, and just happened to be born in Colombia. From what I’ve been told, the Colombians are so latched onto her because they are desperate for their country to be associated with something good and successful, and not the bad rumors and stereotypes you usually hear.
JoeC | July 23, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Actually, she’s not that hot by Colombian standards. She’s got a very hot body, but her face is definitely nothing special compared to a lot of the insanely beautiful Colombian women I know.
? | July 23, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Also, when she’s not all made up, she looks like Marisleyisis Gonzalez
Toney Hardman | July 23, 2010 at 3:56 pm
They sure as hell arnt mountains, but I like em small and humble….
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 4:05 pm
gimmie C’s over b-stings any day
ewer | July 23, 2010 at 7:14 pm
dude is a fag.
More than a handful of titties is a waste.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 24, 2010 at 9:47 am
that’s what flat chested women say.
Anon | July 24, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Or someone who knows what happens to big breasts over time.
Small tits ftw!!!
FrankNfrtr | July 23, 2010 at 4:11 pm
This first photo is troubling.
Face is in very unflattering light (I’m being kind).
Her hair looks like failed dredlocks & that dentally challenged man in background is a serious distraction from the amazingly toned torso.
Shalom | July 23, 2010 at 4:18 pm
She has a typical Arab woman’s appearance. In other words, her face is quite masculine. Selma Hayek also has this feature.
A good laugh | July 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Yeah Shalom you tell ‘em! Arabs are 100 times better looking than your hideous genes allow for.
At least she does not have a giant knobby nose.
She is gorgeous.
Just Passing | July 23, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Shalom, are you gay too?
Uhhh | July 23, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Kike women are the ugliest this planet has to offer!
Shalom | July 23, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Keep up the anti-Semitic comments. I’d be insecure too if I weren’t Jewish. Do me a favor, tell me which ethnic group is the richest, most powerful, and most educated in the world? Which ethnic group has the most Nobel laureates? Oh yeah that’s right, us. And to top it all off, we are not even like 1% of the global population. Arabs will never be as prominent as us — even with all of that oil money. Just pray to Allah that Jews don’t find an alternative energy source, because when we do, your people will be completely irrelevant. You will just go back to your savage ways — riding around on camels chopping each others heads off or blowing each other up.
Anglo | July 24, 2010 at 4:46 pm
You are the ugliest, most parasitic scourge to ever face humanity, you twisted little Hun blooded Khazar. All you people do is go for the money like economic vampires. Just look in the mirror you loser. Ha ha ha!
You characters converted to your current religion 1200 years ago so stop pretending to be what you are not. Glad I am not a phoney. I work for a living, you fish eyed thief.
KL | July 23, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Uh, you’re fighting in the comments section of the Superficial about this shit. You’re all a bunch of fucking retards.
Randy Jackson from American Idol | July 23, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Fuck this dumb white bitch
Kitty Furry | July 28, 2010 at 10:12 am
+1
missywissy | July 23, 2010 at 4:37 pm
THe commentary was about as gay as Dude. How do you get ” a possibility of hot immigrants” when you look at Shakira??? She’s way above. Try again Superficial Comment Guy (or woman).
tc | July 23, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Her abs are that toned – everyone’s stomach muscles look like this under the fat.
The muscles you can see are the result of her being underweight. This is also why her breasts have all but disappeared.
Get some mountains already, woman !
annalee | July 23, 2010 at 9:03 pm
uhm… her breasts have always been “small” (according to your standard). You can tell from her arms that she haven’t lost that much weight, so no, you ARE WRONG. F*** you. I hate it when poeple do that. Don’t throw shit in people’s face’s just because you’re too lazy to becaome this hot yourself.
MYKroe | July 23, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Insanely hot!
annalee | July 23, 2010 at 9:00 pm
she’s hot. perfect body, perfect face. much, much hotter than those “curvy” victorias secret models… seriously, compare these photos to the ones of alessanda ambroasio on this site.
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captain america | July 23, 2010 at 11:21 pm
well, I PREFER NAKED.
(but I’m not even a desperate & horny amertican.)
Aunt Jemima | July 24, 2010 at 3:05 am
I wish she’d shake it back to the other side of the border.
Jon | July 24, 2010 at 6:19 am
Does she have nipples because I have never seen them. No-nippulus syndrome. Powerful condition. Maybe she needs to Jo-Lo’s nipple tweaker to come pay her a visit. Yes, that’s right, Jo-Lo actually had people on her staff, who’s sole job was to give her a titty twister.
Starmaker | July 24, 2010 at 8:04 am
She isn’t quite hiding her Latin American roots folks!
Darth | July 24, 2010 at 8:08 am
They’re visible from ten miles away.
freeloader69 | July 24, 2010 at 11:56 am
Fugly mexican! I’ve seen way hotter mexican chicks around streets than her! don’t know why I don’t like her
Fati87 | July 26, 2010 at 12:18 am
Could it be jealousy? FYI – she is Colombian.
cc | July 24, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Love that toned body. As far as being a singer/performer goes, she’s basically a stripper who yodels.
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bocon | July 24, 2010 at 3:11 pm
i like the shakira from old times .. no this one
♫ | July 24, 2010 at 4:26 pm
HEY! The new banner looks awesome btw …hear hear, good choice!
Rick | July 24, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Nice outfit. So which hotel chain dresses their maids like that?
Amy | July 25, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Don’t be such an ass. Every culture/race/ethnicity that has come to the USA has started at the bottom. Everyone–the Irish, Chinese, etc. You’ve got to work to earn the American dream.
Paprika | July 24, 2010 at 10:19 pm
…do i spy silly bandz?
Rhialto | July 25, 2010 at 6:01 am
Well,well! What have we ever!? She’d look pretty fit to me!
LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier | July 26, 2010 at 12:39 am
Ah….pura gente pendeja discutiendo puras madres…de seguro los que critican están de lo más pinches feos y además panzones….ah…bueno…a lo mejor sólo están como perros de rancho…
Sandra | July 26, 2010 at 9:47 am
Tienes mucha razon, pero no se lo digas, que se les acaba el sueño de superioridad (perdon por la traduccion).
Jazzy | July 26, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Wow! You guys are kind of dumb! Shakira is Colombian-Lebanese. Her mother is Colombian and father is Lebanese but she was born in Colombia. And yes, Colombians (like myself) do have pride in her. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) Latin artists was born in Colombia. Finally other then being known for the negatives like drugs and what not, we have the positive of being known for Shakira (among other Colombian artists making it big internationally) Personally, I think Shakira is gorgeous! (I am a straight Colombian female) Sure, she doesn’t look like those top models. And obviously she isn’t perfect. But she is still gorgeous.
Cardinal Fang | July 26, 2010 at 5:42 pm
In this picture she looks a little like Michelle Obama which really ruins it for me.
Cardinal Fag | July 26, 2010 at 10:37 pm
But that Barack feller is hawt.
April | July 26, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Shakira needs a brush or comb. She’s either underweight or she got some lipo on the stomach. Is she like a triple AAA.