Shakira in a Bikini (For the Most Part)

July 23rd, 2010 // 152 Comments

Shakira, admittedly, hasn’t got a lot of play on The Superficial, although in my defense, she never wears a bikini. (It’s a two-way, street, lady.) On that note, here she is shooting a commercial in Ibiza yesterday wearing some sort of bikini/tutu dealie that shows off her insanely toned abs. Seriously, I don’t know how you look at that and think barring Latin Americans from the US is a good idea unless you secretly hate women. For every “illegal” that’s taking the mushroom picking job you’d never do anyway, there’s a Shakira clone out there who could end up being a dancer at that strip club I like. It’s all about math.

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News


  1. captain america

    well, I PREFER NAKED.
    (but I’m not even a desperate & horny amertican.)

  2. Shakira
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    I think that people who have to be discriminated are: sick people, retarded people, handicapped and FAT people

  3. Aunt Jemima

    I wish she’d shake it back to the other side of the border.

  4. Jon

    Does she have nipples because I have never seen them. No-nippulus syndrome. Powerful condition. Maybe she needs to Jo-Lo’s nipple tweaker to come pay her a visit. Yes, that’s right, Jo-Lo actually had people on her staff, who’s sole job was to give her a titty twister.

  5. Starmaker

    She isn’t quite hiding her Latin American roots folks!

  6. Shakira
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    I think I’m in love, but it makes me kind of nervous to say so.

  7. freeloader69

    Fugly mexican! I’ve seen way hotter mexican chicks around streets than her! don’t know why I don’t like her

  8. cc

    Love that toned body. As far as being a singer/performer goes, she’s basically a stripper who yodels.

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  10. Shakira
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    The new banner girl sucks, it looks like some 12 year old. She’s not sexy like the previous one, this one is too “little girl-y”

  11. Diet Thatworks

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  12. Shakira
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  13. bocon

    i like the shakira from old times .. no this one

  14. HEY! The new banner looks awesome btw …hear hear, good choice!

  15. Shakira
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    Shakira always shakes her ass… not shy about it. But I always thought she had boobs?

  16. Shakira
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    Hey, nice body, Shakira, we can all tell you’ve been working out… but please eat a sammich. Your belly isn’t suppose to be concave.

  17. Shakira
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    The last time I checked, the patronage at Food City was mostly morbidly obese Mexican women; I’m not sure if you have any idea what you’re talking about.

  18. Rick

    Nice outfit. So which hotel chain dresses their maids like that?

    • Amy

      Don’t be such an ass. Every culture/race/ethnicity that has come to the USA has started at the bottom. Everyone–the Irish, Chinese, etc. You’ve got to work to earn the American dream.

  19. Paprika

    …do i spy silly bandz?

  20. Shakira
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  21. Shakira
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    Where’s her ass? Not worth looking at her if there’s no ass or nudity :(

  22. Rhialto

    Well,well! What have we ever!? She’d look pretty fit to me!

  23. Shakira
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    Wow, every one of these photos I’ve looked at has been retouched and look how many there are.

  24. Shakira
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    Very Nice!

  25. Shakira
    Stephen Hawking
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    Shakira is the antidote to all the Snooki/LiLo/Tila/Britney bullshit we wade through every day.
    She’s talented and she has a great body.
    In essence she is the anti-celeb.
    There is substance to her existence as she is a philanthropist and humanitarian.
    She isn’t some filthy-dirty, no talent, money-grubbing fame whore like Snooki.
    If she’s at a news conference, then she is likely donating money to a charity or lending her celebrity status to a good cause.
    When was the last time Tila Tequila did anything that helped humanity?

    By the way…the banner girl sucks.

  26. Shakira
    Arlington Edwards
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    Ewww! a skeleton in candy wrapper celephane with messy hair. what exactly is so sexy about that? I’ve seen better. The woman has no boobs, no butt, no belly, nothing to grab, just bony protrusions. She’s so skinny makes her head look bigger than her body.

  27. Shakira
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    So God is a woman after all….

  28. Shakira
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    Who’s the guy with a beard and a dress in the background?

  29. Shakira
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    wow pop up ads now, nice

  30. Shakira
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    Look for PAQUITA LA DEL BARRIO (a Mexican singer) and you will know the meaning of HOT!!!! EXTREMELY HOT!!!!

    There is a nice song called “Rata de dos patas”. You will be mesmerized.

  31. LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier

    Ah….pura gente pendeja discutiendo puras madres…de seguro los que critican están de lo más pinches feos y además panzones….ah…bueno…a lo mejor sólo están como perros de rancho…

    • Sandra

      Tienes mucha razon, pero no se lo digas, que se les acaba el sueño de superioridad (perdon por la traduccion).

  32. Jazzy

    Wow! You guys are kind of dumb! Shakira is Colombian-Lebanese. Her mother is Colombian and father is Lebanese but she was born in Colombia. And yes, Colombians (like myself) do have pride in her. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) Latin artists was born in Colombia. Finally other then being known for the negatives like drugs and what not, we have the positive of being known for Shakira (among other Colombian artists making it big internationally) Personally, I think Shakira is gorgeous! (I am a straight Colombian female) Sure, she doesn’t look like those top models. And obviously she isn’t perfect. But she is still gorgeous.

  33. Cardinal Fang

    In this picture she looks a little like Michelle Obama which really ruins it for me.

  34. Cardinal Fag

    But that Barack feller is hawt.

  35. Shakira
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    Shakira is too flat-chested. She’s alright.

  36. April

    Shakira needs a brush or comb. She’s either underweight or she got some lipo on the stomach. Is she like a triple AAA.

  37. Shakira
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    Smoking hot. Perfect breasts, sensational abs. Sex appeal oozes from every pore!

  38. Shakira
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    She is so tiny I saw her live n concert a few years ago she s gorgeous

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