Seth MacFarlane Banged Alexis Knapp While She Was Pregnant With Ryan Phillippe’s Baby
Let me just start out by saying, I love everything about this fucked up story particularly the part where Seth MacFarlane demonstrates he’s a goddamn genius by employing the age-old maxim, “Well, it’s not like she can get more pregnant.” Us Weekly reports:
Alexis Knapp — who gave birth last year to daughter Kailani with ex-boyfriend Phillippe — was quietly hooking up with the Family Guy creator earlier this year, an insider tells Us Weekly.
The Project X star, 23, first started seeing MacFarlane while she was pregnant (she and Phillippe split before she announced that she was expecting).
“She said she wasn’t really into it at the time,” the insider shared with Us.
So she wasn’t really into having sex with one man while another man’s baby was growing in her stomach? Ha! Women, amirite? But, seriously, this is a stickier situation than that time I made Mel Gibson a bagel.
ME: Hey, Mel Gibson, madecha a bagel.
MEL: That’s Jew food! [BEEP] YOU IN THE ASS WITH A KNIFE!
ME: Whoa there, Mr. Cranky. All you had to say was you wanted waffles.
[Canned studio laughter as theme song to Laverne & Shirley plays]