Seth MacFarlane Banged Alexis Knapp While She Was Pregnant With Ryan Phillippe’s Baby

June 27th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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Let me just start out by saying, I love everything about this fucked up story particularly the part where Seth MacFarlane demonstrates he’s a goddamn genius by employing the age-old maxim, “Well, it’s not like she can get more pregnant.” Us Weekly reports:

Alexis Knapp — who gave birth last year to daughter Kailani with ex-boyfriend Phillippe — was quietly hooking up with the Family Guy creator earlier this year, an insider tells Us Weekly.
The Project X star, 23, first started seeing MacFarlane while she was pregnant (she and Phillippe split before she announced that she was expecting).
“She said she wasn’t really into it at the time,” the insider shared with Us.

So she wasn’t really into having sex with one man while another man’s baby was growing in her stomach? Ha! Women, amirite? But, seriously, this is a stickier situation than that time I made Mel Gibson a bagel.

ME: Hey, Mel Gibson, madecha a bagel.
MEL: That’s Jew food! [BEEP] YOU IN THE ASS WITH A KNIFE!
ME: Whoa there, Mr. Cranky. All you had to say was you wanted waffles.

[Canned studio laughter as theme song to Laverne & Shirley plays]

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  1. grobpilot

    Sperm-head baby

  2. The Royal Penis

    I’ve seen this picture of her before, it was on urban dictionary next the definition of “slut”.

  3. Jack Napier

    Never rub another man’s rhubarb!

  4. The Royal Penis

    Macfarlne is a genius btw, good call Fish. Every man’s desire is to explode while his penis is inside a women. Pulling out or wearing condoms sucks.

    • Deacon Jones

      Personally, I prefer the mouth.

      Having an ex that flushes her pill down the toilet and pretends to take them will do that to you.

      • FruitLoop

        I’m with ya Deacon,

        If you have a wife/gf you’ve been with a while, pop’n inside her is about as plain-jane vanilla as it comes. I’d much rather pull out and put it all over her tits/ass/face/mouth, pretty much anywhere else other than the same ‘ol.

    • kimmykimkim

      Too bad all you guys are married.

  5. That Bastard Tony

    After watching the Guys’ Choice Awards (don’t ask me why), I’m convinced he’s plowing (or has plowed) Mila Kunis too. Dude seems like his pimping abilities are fairly decent.

    • Crazed Abandon

      Good call. My guess is the first actress left because she wouldn’t.

      • That Bastard Tony

        I think Seth indirectly dissed Lacey Chabert in an episode of Family Guy with Stewie commenting on Meg’s voice saying that she sounded like someone who was passing up a good opportunity. Damn shame since Lacey has a less-abrasive voice and is hot.

      • Tara Green

        I think that’s the whole point, as Meg is not meant to be likeable. Lacey’s voice was fluid and melodious, it was making it too easy to feel for Meg. Mila voices her perfectly for the intents of the show. Stoked about Ted!

    • El Jefe

      Considering Mila Kunis banged Macauly Culkin for 7 years, I don’t consider her unattainable or someone with high standards. And now she is with douche Kutcher. Is he good looking, yes, but he has the personality of a dish rag, so Seth MacFarlane a reasonably decent looking guy who is super funny and super rich and powerful banging Mila Kunis is by no stretch of the imagination surprising or miraculous.

    • kimmykimkim

      I totally watched that shit too! Haha! It was the only thing on and it was reasonably funny. Then again, I was stoned. But still, as far as award shows go, best one ever.

  6. dani

    Aside from her terrible taste in men, I don’t see what the big deal is. She wasn’t cheating.

  7. Dick Hell

    Giggity!

  8. cc

    I respectfully submit that, if you are a woman, sleeping with a lot of men in Hollywood might be good for your career.

  9. Dan Quayle

    ralphie hey is that you?

  10. vgrly

    I’m going to bet that the drapes do not match the carpet.

  11. Smapdi

    So McFarlane has a preggo fetish? Gross . . .

  12. Buck

    Maybe Alexis is an abortionist who somehow believes that it really isn’t a baby growing in her stomach, its just a baby after its out of her womb and breathing for about an hour. So, all is good….bang away Seth.

  13. Racer X

    Who?

  14. I totally would fuck a pregnant woman if she giving up that ass. Like Fish said, it not like she can get more pregnant. Perfect time to cum inside.

  15. juss

    She looked better with black hair.

  16. Cock Dr

    Seth MacFarlane apparently just donated a pile of money so that the Library of Congress could obtain all of Dr Carl Sagan personal papers….so right now I’m a big fan.

  17. DeucePickle

    “Ah, they call it the magic hour, Chris. The night’s almost here, the day’s not quite done, and somewhere Seth MacFarlane is plowing a woman he doesn’t love.”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a fettuccine dress.

  19. Kingdaka

    So does this mean he glazed the baby?

  20. Odious_One

    Looks like a smaller version of January Jones.
    Tip of the hat to Mr. MacFarlane !

  21. terry

    I don’t believe this fucking story one bit. Seth is great but he ain’t banging this chick. This seems like some desperate PR scam to draw attention to TED which is probably going to fucking bomb!

  22. kimmykimkim

    Wow! What a little slut-slut! I like her.

  23. Texas J

    Pretty girl, completely dead behind the eyes. Hope she treats the kid as more than a monthly check.

    Guys who slut-shame haven’t been laid in years, or are insecure tiny, flaccid penis owners. Pro-tip! Guys who have it going on, appreciate women who are liberated.

    • Tiggles

      “Pro-tip”, “have it going on” – how did you manage to write a comment from from back 1995? That would require quantum physics, and you only have quantum dumbfuckery – this site is about mocking celebrities, idiot, were you expecting praise for her life choices?

      • Texas J

        Cute…. which are you? Tiny flaccid penis or sexless and angry? Btw, I was like 10 in ’95, what were you 35? But you are cute, devoid or any redemption or worth, but cute. Enjoy your pathetic pointless rage, loser.

      • Sliver

        Texas J, I don’t think it makes sense to say that person has no worth or is “devoid of redemption” etc. I doubt you’re that good a judge of character.

  24. doood

    lucky there’s a family guy!

  25. Stewie Griffin

    That’s strange, I have never known a whore who wasn’t into something.

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    Heffe
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to be ted’s right hand.

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    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you blame him?

  28. sasha

    What a couple of gross pigs. screwing another man as she’s preggers with someone elses….She’s trash and so is MacFarlane…Hope Mila has the good sense to stay away from him if he’s that gross. Also, seth and mila appear to have a strained relationship.

  29. Dick

    As you do.

  30. CranAppleSnapple

    Isn’t he afraid he might get a Russian nesting-doll situation happening?
    (Paraphrased quote from the awesome New Girl)

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    Patrick
    Commented on this photo:

    She looked better as a brunette.

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    Gia
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to put sauce on that.

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